Teabagistan

Saying that the fake conservatives in his own party had used “totalitarian tactics” to oust him over his adulterous affair with a fellow lawmaker, this morning former Michigan state Rep. Todd Courser appeared on CNN to declare that he will run in the special election for his old seat.  Courser: “I’m a believer in Christ and I’m looking forward to …

Former Michigan state Rep. Cindy Gamrat, who calls herself a Tea Party Christian, was expelled last week after being caught in an affair with a fellow representative of Christ Himself. Gamrat’s cheating partner, former Rep. Todd Courser, who resigned shortly before he too would have been expelled, had tried to cloak the affair by planting a bizarre story about being …

The Hill reports: Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump on Thursday declined to address a claim by a supporter at a campaign rally that President Obama is a Muslim who was born abroad. Speaking at campaign rally in New Hampshire, Trump fielded questions from the crowd, and the first person he called on stood and declared: “We have a problem in …

Raging spittle-flecked Breitbart columnist John Nolte, who likes to post swastikas on rainbow flags, is feeling VERY INSULTED by a bag of corn chips. He writes: Frito-Lay announced Thursday that for a limited time Doritos will come in rainbow colors to show support for the LGBT community. Sales will go to It Gets Better, a non-profit group started by the …

The Doritos Outrage Machine is off to a quick start after the brand announced its partnership with the It Gets Better Project on a line of rainbow-hued Cool Ranch chips. Leading the Whiny Brigade so far are Twitchy and Free Republic, where commenters are wailing about perversion, Jesus, AIDS, and – because of course – Obama. The real fun won’t …

Teabagistan’s weeks-long civil war over Donald Trump continues to rage as evidenced by Ben Shapiro’s reaction to Trump’s ridiculous debate claims about autism and vaccinations.

Most on the right and the left seem to believe that Carly Fiorina won last night’s main debate, but not the respondents to Matt Drudge’s poll, who unsurprisingly chose Trump over Fiorina by a more than 2-1 margin. Fiorina only made the main debate stage due to a controversial late rule change made by CNN.

For several weeks all of Teabagistan has been in a simmering civil war divided along pro-Trump / anti-Trump sides. Things began to ramp up last week when Glenn Beck called wannabe Trump running mate Sarah Palin a “clown,” adding that he was embarrassed to have ever supported her. Beck apologized the next day, but that wasn’t good enough for Breitbart, …

Citing low viewership, Verizon has dropped the mostly unwatched Sportsman Channel, which is really only known for carrying Sarah Palin’s latest reality show attempt. Visitors to the channel’s website are now greeted with a splash screen which calls on their 57 viewers to deluge Verizon with complaints for violating their God-given freedom to watch shitty hunting shows.  And speaking of …

Ted Cruz is actually selling these posters. Jezebel reports: Cruz’s campaign has purchased 200 of the original posters from their designer, the conservative street artist who goes by the name Sabo (other work includes portrayals of Wendy Davis as an “abortion Barbie” and Hillary Clinton as a flying monkey from The Wizard of Oz). They are being sold for $50 …

Over at Trump World Headquarters, Breitbart columnist John Nolte says that because he is a sexist, he considers it ungentlemanly to mock the appearance of Carly Fiorina. (In the very next sentence he makes an exception for mocking Rosie O’Donnell’s looks.) But, Nolte declares, Trump is right to make fun of Carly Fiorina, because the only way to get attention …

In today’s top post the knuckle-draggers at Stormfront Breitbart report the SHOCKING news that a rainbow flag has been “confiscated” from the apartment of the Virginia gunman. Which means that he was clearly a hate-crazed homofascist and definitely NOT a religious loony tune commanded to kill by Jesus as the gunman himself declared in his manifesto. They write: The gay …