Teabagistan

A visibly furious President Obama tonight delivered a fiery reaction to today’s Oregon massacre at a just-concluded White House press conference. The president takes at the podium at the 23-minute mark in the clip below. WATCH this.

Nutjob homocon misogynist and Breitbart columnist Milo Yiannopoulos appeared on Joe Rogan’s show this week where he declared that he would take a hypothetical pill to make him straight, even though it would likely be “career suicide.” More from Raw Story: “Everywhere that doesn’t have a strong Christian heritage is a f*cked up place with bad morals,” Yiannopoulos asserted. “That’s …

House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy today announced his bid to succeed House Speaker John Boehner, who rocked Capitol Hill this weekend with an unexpected announcement to that he will resign from Congress next month. Teabagistan’s preferred candidate, at the moment, is Rep. Daniel Webster, a disciple of bizarre Duggar-affiliated Pastor Bill Gothard, who recently resigned from the Christian institute he …

From today’s top story on Breitbart: As Pope Francis flew back to Rome, President Obama issued a stern warning to Christians, warning them their attempts to assert their religious liberty to oppose gay rights would fail. “We affirm that we cherish our religious freedom and are profoundly respectful of religious traditions,” he insisted during a dramatic speech at a LGTB …

Even though the ACLU and their plaintiffs stipulated that they didn’t want Kim Davis put in jail the first time, hate group leader Austin Ruse claims one Kentucky couple is working to have her arrested again. He writes: Two sources close to Kentucky country clerk Kim Davis tell Breitbart News that the gay men whose demand for a marriage license …

Ted Cruz has won the Values Voter Summit presidential straw poll for the third year in a row. The Hill reports: The firebrand Texas Senator won a whopping 35 percent of the poll of summit-goers, ahead of runner-up Ben Carson’s 18 percent. That margin is significantly wider than last year, where he edged out Carson by just 5 percentage points. …

Douchebag radio host Steve Deace today posted a recapping of each GOP candidate’s odds on winning the Iowa caucus. On Lindsey Graham: “1001-1. Iowa Caucus voters apparently aren’t ready for a transgendered candidate yet.”

Breitbart has reacted to the news of John Boehner’s resignation with a blinking headline – something I’ve not seen them use before. And moments ago Sen. Marco Rubio broke the news to Duggar Fest attendees who leaped to their feet for a wild standing ovation. As bad as Boehner was on most progressive issues, at least he kept the far-right …

Donald Trump is determined to alienate the journalists at any outlet that reports on him. Except at Trump/Breitbart World Headquarters, where today they are accusing Fox News of bias in favor of Marco Rubio. This all just gets better and better.

“The Pope’s more conservative supporters must have been excited to hear him speak about the family as he transitioned into a discussion of his upcoming appearance at the World Meeting of Families: ‘It is my wish that throughout my visit the family should be a recurrent theme. How essential the family has been to the building of this country! And …

According to loony tune Rep. Louis Gohmert, having an openly gay head of the US Army will send a signal to the Muslim world that the United States endorses pedophilia. Seriously. Tony Perkins, of course, agrees.

Media Matters has compiled a dozen reactions to the Pope’s visit from the biggest loudmouths in Teabagistan. You’ll enjoy this.

This could NOT possibly be any more delicious.

We’ll be SO disappointed if our favorite loony tunes End Times prognosticator doesn’t have a field day with this photo. In the meantime, they’re holding their sides over at Twitchy and other wingut sites.

Teabagistan may be having a civil war over Fox News and Donald Trump, but they are definitely united in their hatred of that commie/socialist/Obama-kisser Pope Francis. Posted today on Breitbart: If God is the God of free will in this broken world, then He most certainly does not see a moral equivalency between free market capitalism and totalitarian communism. And …

All of Teabagistan is aflame this week with claims that the anti-Muslim guy at Donald Trump’s rally was planted by the Democrats to embarrass him. Which doesn’t make much sense since all of Teabagistan AND Trump obviously agree with him. Still, even mainstream outlets are looking for the man, whose identity remains unknown.

Closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge is joining the rest of Teabagistan in attacking Pope Francis, both for his scandalous Christ-like support for the poor (income redistribution!) and for his role in thawing relations between the United States and Cuba (commies!)

According to Frito-Lay, all 10,000 bags of rainbow Doritos have been sold and no more will be produced, at least not this year. The promotion netted $100,000 for the It Gets Better Project, which will receive 100% of the receipts. Meanwhile all of Teabagistan continues to quiver in impotent rage and rain down vile abuse on the company’s social media …