Teabagistan

During last night’s Democratic debate, Breitbart editor Ben Shapiro tweeted that Bill Clinton is “feeling the Bern” because he has syphilis. Today he follows up that bit of journalistic gold with a 2000-word screed in which him claims that Hillary Clinton lied about everything she said. Just a small excerpt: She spoke for approximately 24 minutes, and aside from her …

Hillary Clinton is two years younger than Starnes’ hero Donald Trump, who has seven grandchildren, but Starnes never lets pesky facts get in the way. Speaking of facts, check out the whopping error in his Fox News column: Bernie Sanders suggested we should be like the Norwegians, for crying out loud. And Jim Webb is actually more conservative than some …

Bernie Sanders won the Drudge Report debate poll, taking nearly ten times the total received by Hillary Clinton. Perhaps obviously, a lot of Tea People freeped the poll. The total number of votes is less than one-third of the 680K votes cast in the Drudge Report GOP poll last month. At this writing, Sanders has 59% of the votes and …

Via press release: Under current policy, when a citizen of another country gives birth to a child on U.S. soil, whether here as a tourist or illegally, the baby automatically gets U.S. citizenship along with taxpayer funded benefits. And once the baby gets citizenship, the parents eventually become eligible for U.S. citizenship and benefits too. Then the parents’ extended families …

Teabagistan is going apeshit today over the news that the young woman who yesterday confronted Donald Trump about women’s rights is actually a volunteer for the Bush campaign. The Washington Post reports: As Trump supporters googled [Lauren] Batchelder’s name, they found a resume listing “intern at Jeb Bush for President 2016” and a Twitter feed containing pro-Bush tweets. Daniel Scavino …

America Rising, the right wing PAC founded by Mitt Romney’s 2012 campaign manager, is out today with an 80s sitcom-themed slap at the Democratic debate. The clip centers on Obama’s famous 2008 debate dig at Hillary Clinton when he told her that she’s “likable enough.” Watch below and note the lame Urkel impression.

Via the Associated Press: Holding signs saying the president was not welcome, more than 200 gun-rights activists protested Barack Obama’s visit on Friday to Oregon to meet with the families of victims of last week’s campus killings. The protesters stood outside Roseburg airport as Obama left a helicopter and got into a limousine that whisked him away for the private …

This afternoon Breitbart is running a live poll of its readers, asking for their pick to be the next House Speaker. Unsurprisingly the current leader is Tea Party favorite Trey Gowdy. The poll is open to all so if you have any suggestions of your own, here’s the link. Heh.

Teabagistan’s months-long civil war has smoldered quietly in recent weeks, but today Donald Trump stoked the embers in the series of tweeted attacks on Glenn Beck and Erick Erickson, the latter of whom famously disinvited Trump to a right-wing convention over Trump’s “blood coming out of her whatever” crack about Megyn Kelly. For his part, Erickson says that he hasn’t …

“Several members of the ‘Trunews’ team and I were talking this morning in the office about the mysterious appearance of similar looking persons at the scenes of recent mass shootings. Could they be the same people? Could they be paid crisis actors and actresses? Is there a secret death squad at work in this country staging mass shootings in order …

Via Knoxville’s CBS affiliate: In the market for a gun? An East Tennessee store is offering a deal, as long as you’re a Christian. The owner of Frontier Firearms says the mass shooting in Oregon prompted the sale. “If Christians are going to be targeted, we need to protect ourselves,” said Brant Williams, Owner of Frontier Firearms. “The best way …

Saying that he hasn’t been photographed in eight years, yesterday closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge “appeared” off-camera on the whackadoodle InfoWars show where he told conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones that the media is shielding the lovers of “old and sick” Hillary Clinton. Politico reports: At the start of the segment, Jones said Drudge had surprised the Austin, Texas-based show with …

According to Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, the real culprit in the Oregon massacre is the shooter’s father for being an anti-gun advocate who was never in his son’s life. Seriously. Apparently single mothers bear zero responsibility in the outcome of their children. Talking Points Memo reports: “This killer’s father is now lecturing us on the need for gun control and …

In her just-issued campaign clip, former North Carolina Republican Party spokeswoman Kay Daly fires a shotgun and says she is hunting a RINO in the US House for being an immigrant-loving, pro-gay feminist. That RINO is Rep. Renee Elmers (R-NC) – who is a piece of fucking work herself. From the Raleigh News & Observer: The narrator in the ad …

According to former Rep. Michele Bachmann, God is flooding the fuck out of the Carolinas because America has turned its back on Israel.  Apparently being the #1 all-time recipient of US foreign aid just isn’t enough for the Lord Almighty.

In March 2012 the Mexican ex-boyfriend of Arizona Sheriff Paul Babeu sued him for $1M, alleging that Babeu had threatened to have him deported if the boyfriend were to out him. Babeu’s run for the US House fizzled shortly thereafter, but not before it was revealed that he had spoken at an event staged by a group that wants to …

About the new web video ad from the progressive Agenda Project: “Just like Joseph McCarthy before him, Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Republicans are using their constitutionally granted powers not to advance the interests of the America people, but instead to try to destroy their political enemies,” stated Erik Altieri, Director of Communications for the Agenda Project Action Fund, “It …

Homocon nutjob and raging misogynist Milo Yiannopoulos thought it would be hilarious to crash an anti-rape rally yesterday with a mocking sign. The cops reportedly threw him out. Breitbart whines: Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos was ejected from the Amber Rose Slut Walk in Los Angeles this afternoon. Slut Walkers could be heard yelling to police officers, “Thanks for taking out …

And the crowd went wild. NBC News reports: Trump read the Second Amendment to a cheering, standing-room-only crowd of 1,540. Speaking about Thursday’s shooting in Oregon, he told the potential voters that the community college where the attack took place was a gun free zone. “If you had teachers with guns you would’ve been a hell of a lot better …

Ben Shapiro is railing against the leftist homo-hugging Pope over at Breitbart, where they have illustrated his rant by slapping the famous NOH8 logo on the face of Pope Francis. He writes: Is there any doubt that this media-savvy Pontiff felt the need to prevent leftist attacks on him over the Davis meeting by first disassociating from Davis, then by …