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“Could you imagine if our prisons were like the one in El Salvador where you’re in shackles? It’s a harsh prison. And look what’s happening in El Salvador. They love this president down there because he has made it so much safer. You talk to anyone who is here from El Salvador, and they will say, when we go back …

Via press release from Fox News media relations: Greg Gutfeld, host of the eponymous number one late night show Gutfeld! and co-host of cable’s most-watched program The Five, will helm a three-part game show series for FOX Nation entitled “Greg Gutfeld’s What Did I Miss?” The first of three episodes will drop on Monday, May 12th followed by episode two …

“We watched this weekend in horror, even though he’s a Democratic governor, this is absolute evil, and it’s domestic terrorism, and what they did to Josh Shapiro’s house is appalling and sick and evil, and all of this is related to the Democratic Party has embraced this radical, pro-Hamas wing in their party and are unwilling to speak out against …

“I’m just loving the reaction of stupid people — all of these people that have been trying to create in other people’s minds that Donald Trump does not know what he’s doing. ‘He’s going to create a world economic crash.’ “And Donald Trump, it’s like whiplash. What are they going to say tomorrow? ‘Oh, he was forced to do this.’ …

“We didn’t want to kill Barack Obama, we just didn’t think he was legally qualified to be president because of where he was born. And then Hillary, we didn’t want to kill, we were just so afraid of her, we thought she’d kill us first. But we do this in other countries. The CIA literally uses the same exact propaganda …

“Xi Jinping doesn’t have to worry about elections. That’s a huge benefit. Trump talks about that a lot. He’s jealous of that because imagine what you could do if you could not have to worry about every two years, you got to get everybody reelected. I mean, that’s a huge liability. It weakens our country in a lot of ways …

“Donald Trump knows where the short hairs are and he knows how to pull them. Donald Trump does not back off anything. And right now we’ve got countries that are willing to deal, countries that are willing to negotiate. Countries that are calling him up, flying over here to deal with him.  “Let’s not be so quick to forget where …

Media Matters has the transcript: GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): Could trump’s tariffs be the ultimate testosterone boost? This self-proclaimed MAGA-lefty says yes. [Plays clip of female Fox commentator.] You said in the green room that the crisis in masculinity began with the first male flight attendant. Care to elaborate, Jesse? JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): Even if it’s a male flight attendant, I …

“We’ve lost more than six trillion dollars in market value in just two trading sessions. It is going to have an effect on Main Street. Some things will become higher priced. We will see some products actually be raised in price because companies will pass on the cost of tariffs to consumers. I would expect that. That’s why you have …

“They were all complaining that President Donald Trump was casually playing golf over the weekend. Well, when you’re in the middle of a negotiation, you don’t want people to see you stressed out. You don’t want them thinking that you’ve made a mistake. “So Donald Trump goes, ‘Here’s the deal. It’s Liberation Day. You’re all getting reciprocal tariffs. I’m going …

“Behind the scenes, the president’s been pounding the fact that the world’s been ripping us off for 40 years, and he’s on a mission to right those wrongs before the end of his term. The vision: turn the country into a place with thriving main streets and hometowns where American workers make American products sold to the American public. Doesn’t …

“I don’t want to spend all day on this because I’m not really — I’m sort of nonplussed about it. This was very predictable. If you’re an institutionalist, if you believe in the old order, if you are incapable of thinking outside of the box, if you’re a RINO Republican, and you want America to just maintain the old way …

“I think that what the president, and what many have talked about, is the Art of the Deal. And you’re right, Donald Trump has been talking about unfair tariffs against our nation, since he wrote a book. “The China-United States fight is decades in the making. This has been going on for 20 years. China entered the WTO back in …

“I’m waiting to see how things play out in the next three to six months. That’ll tell us a lot more than one day. And I personally know a lot of people who are buying into this market. That’s how people always make money. The panicked sellers always regret it. I mean, they regretted it in 2008. They regretted it …

“This is what Donald Trump ran on and he’s delivering. And you know what? I don’t really care about my 401(k) today. You know why? Not that I can afford it, not that it isn’t important, not that I’m not at a point in my life when I should be worried about my 401(k) because I am, but this is …

SEN. JOHN KENNEDY: “The truth is that we don’t know what the impact will be short term on the American economy. I’ve heard a bunch of economists over the last month, some say that it will cause the economy to grow exponentially, others say the tariffs will tank the economy. My experience with Washington economists is that they make those …

“How about a little empathy about the manufacturing sector in the United States that has been hollowed out as a result of corporations going to Mexico, going to China to produce stuff at much cheaper levels? So, this is a completely new day for the manufacturing sector of America. “I know you know that I feel the national security issues …

“Liberals obsess over one Maryland migrant who is shipped to the supermax prison in El Salvador. Now, that screams middle America. Now, not good if it was a mistake but important to note that guy was an MS-13 member, as court documents showed . So literally, Democrats spent more time talking about that guy than they ever did about Laken …

“Look, we have a president now that isn’t whiffing anything and he’s certainly not taking unmitigated risk. He can read the road ahead and make a deal, art of the deal. So part of that deal is making sure your shareholders, the actual people, not by money but by vote, understand what’s coming. And those 401(k) people who are depending, …

“Dumb power is fighting unwinnable wars, defunding the police, opening the border. Feeble is falling down and falling asleep. And being friendly to the world is what got us in this mess. We’re not in high school. We don’t need friends. “Every country puts their interests first. And when our interests align, we can do business. And when they don’t, …