Idiocracy

$718M Hacked From Crypto Outfits So Far This Month

Bitcoin News reports: Data from blockchain analytics firm Chainalysis shows that October is “the biggest month in the biggest year ever for hacking activity.” The firm added that crypto hackers have grossed over $3 billion across 125 hacks so far this year. Chainalysis wrote: “After four hacks yesterday, October is now the biggest month in the biggest year ever for …

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Trump Defends Kanye: “He Was Really Nice To Me”

“Well, I haven’t really seen the statements he’s made. I did watch the Tucker Carlson interview and he was really nice to me. Beyond anybody, he was. He was great to me. “And he was great, really, to MAGA, to the MAGA movement, which was very impressive. I was, you know, not surprised. I always got along with him. I …

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West: The “Jewish Media Mafia” Is Out To Get Me

“What I’m doing, I’m calling out the Jewish community as a whole to say, people say to me, ‘Aww… why is Ye upset at everybody?’ “The Jewish people that I’m talking about don’t have to understand, and that is that privilege that I’m not going to allow. “When I wore the White Lives Matter t-shirt, the Jewish underground media mafia …

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Court Okays Scratching Out Serial Numbers On Guns

Slate reports: For decades, federal law has forbidden gun owners from scratching out the serial numbers that manufacturers are legally required to place on firearms. The reason is obvious: These serial numbers help state and federal law enforcement trace guns that are used in crimes and identify suspected shooters. Indeed, the only apparent reason anyone would remove a serial number …

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Gabbard And Rogan: Schools Have Litter Boxes Now

Media Matters has the transcript: JOE ROGAN (HOST): How did anybody allow it to get this far? Who? Are there no adults in the room? I mean, that’s a big expression, right? TULSI GABBARD (FORMER U.S. REPRESENTATIVE): It is. ROGAN: That was the thing that everyone said we were going to love about the Biden administration. GABBARD: Right. ROGAN: The …

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GOP Candidate Compares Lobster Rules To Child Rape

The Huffington Post reports: At a lobster industry rally Wednesday in Portland, a Republican candidate for Maine’s 1st Congressional District compared federal rules aimed at protecting the endangered right whale to sex crimes against children. “NOAA wants to rape you and your family, and they’re saying ‘pick a child,’” said GOP hopeful Ed Thelander, referring to the National Oceanic and …

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Cheaters Tried To Rig Fat Bear Contest With Fake Votes

The Insider reports: A flurry of fake votes threatened to throw the balance of the annual Fat Bear Week competition at the Katmai National Park in Alaska, a tournament where online users get to vote for their favorite beefed-up brown bears as they fatten themselves to survive the harsh winter ahead. Organizers said  that as the competition neared voting for …

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Putin Fan Is No Longer An “Anti-White, Elitist” Democrat

Fox News reports: Former Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard announced she left the Democratic Party on Tuesday, denouncing the organization as an “elitist cabal.” She went on to call on other moderate Democrats to follow in her footsteps. Gabbard, who retired from the House of Representatives in 2021, attacked the institution in a nearly 30-minute video posted to her YouTube …

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Chess Grandmaster Gets Butt-Scanned Before Match

The Daily Beast reports: Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann received a particularly thorough security scan ahead of a Thursday tournament after he was accused of cheating in a tournament in St. Louis last month, which some fans wildly speculated was made possible by way of an anal vibrator delivering coded moves. Niemann’s security check at the first day of the U.S. …

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Larry Klayman: My “Citizens Grand Jury” Has Indicted Biden For Bribery, We’ll Ask The Military To Arrest Him

Media Matters has the transcript: ADDISON SMITH (OAN HOST): How much more evidence do we need of the Biden family’s corruption before we start charging, before we start having trials against the Bidens? LARRY KLAYMAN (FOUNDER, FREEDOM WATCH): Well actually, we have trials against the Bidens right now. Our citizens grand jury at Freedom Watch has indicted Joe Biden, Hunter …

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CO Gov Nominee Stands By “Furries In Schools” Claim

The Denver Post reports: No, several large Colorado school districts said Tuesday, they are not having issues with students identifying as cats or other animals, as Republican gubernatorial candidate Heidi Ganahl has repeatedly claimed is happening in schools across the state. Ganahl, a University of Colorado regent running to unseat Gov. Jared Polis next month, said in a radio interview …

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Papa John Laments Losing One Of His 20 Homes To Ian

The New York Post reports: John Schnatter, the founder of Papa John’s Pizza who was forced to step down as CEO after uttering a racial slur during a conference call, was slammed on Tuesday for telling a cable news channel that he had “lost a home” in Florida as a result of Hurricane Ian. Schnatter, whose net worth was pegged …

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SEC Charges Kim Kardashian For Crypto Promotion

Via press release from the SEC: The Securities and Exchange Commission today announced charges against Kim Kardashian for touting on social media a crypto asset security offered and sold by EthereumMax without disclosing the payment she received for the promotion. Kardashian agreed to settle the charges, pay $1.26 million in penalties, disgorgement, and interest, and cooperate with the Commission’s ongoing …

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VIRAL VIDEO: Fishing Championship Erupts After Two Winners Caught Placing Iron Weights Inside Their Catch

The Sharon Herald reports: In a scandal rocking the competitive fishing world, a Hermitage-based angler and his partner are accused of illegally putting weights in the fish they caught Friday during the Lake Erie Walleye Trail Championship event. Chase Cominsky and Jake Runyon, of Cleveland, had been the event’s apparent winners until a tournament official cut open one of the …

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Shapiro: The Left Hates The Concept Of Butch Soldiers

“The people who tend to fight wars are typically very patriotic, very male people. Now. I’m sorry to break it to you, but this has been the truth about military warfare for literally all of human history. “And the institution of traditional masculinity has been core to that idea. But we’re a society that doesn’t believe in traditional masculinity. Traditional …

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Candace Owens: Bill Gates Is Using Genetically Modified Mosquitos To Make All People “Allergic To Beef” [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Candace Owens is back in the headlines as she alleged businessman Bill Gates is at the helm of yet another conspiracy. During the Thursday edition of The Candace Owens Podcast she referenced an article from Evie Magazine which connected Gates to medical research with modified mosquitos. Owens alleges that Gates could use the manipulated mosquito research to make …

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Carlson: Nixon Was Taken Out By The Deep State

“Richard Nixon won his 1972 reelection campaign in a historic landslide. He carried 49 states, biggest margin ever. “And then within a year, he was disgraced and six months later he was gone because Watergate, which no one can still explain, even to this day. “That was clearly driven by government agencies, including the FBI. So we’re thinking about Richard …

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Judge: Texans Charged With Felonies Can Buy Guns

The Texas Tribune reports: It is no longer constitutional to ban people under felony indictment from buying guns, a federal judge in Texas ruled today. U.S. District Judge David Counts, appointed by former President Donald Trump to Texas’ western federal district, found that a landmark U.S. Supreme Court ruling from June invalidates federal law which prohibits those charged with a …

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Florida Threatens Credit Card Companies On Gun Code

Florida Politics reports: If credit card companies say they won’t front suspicious firearm purchases, they can just stop doing business in Florida. At least, that’s the message Chief Financial Officer Jimmy Patronis wants the state to send. The Cabinet member said Florida’s government will act against any credit card companies targeting the right to bear arms. “Our rights come from …

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Vegan Meat Exec Charged With Biting Man’s Nose

Law & Crime reports: Doug Ramsey, the 53-year-old Chief Operating Officer (COO) of El Segundo-based Beyond Meat, was taken into custody at approximately 10:27 p.m. Saturday evening and charged with one count each of third-degree battery and terroristic threatening, records reviewed by Law&Crime show. The incident occurred in a parking garage just outside of Razorback Stadium following the Arizona Razorbacks’ …

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