Crackpots

MAGA Vlogger Advises Trump World: Attacks On The Left Don’t Have To Be True, They Just Have To Go Viral

“Here’s what I am going to tell you, MAGA, It’s not your responsibility to correct fake news against your enemies. That’s the fucking left’s responsibility. Some of you guys don’t get this, you don’t know how to fight, you’re busy being virtue-signaling dickwads. ‘Dilley, why’d you do the fake news about Liz Warren and the mammy pot?’ Because fuck Elizabeth …

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Anti-Vaxxers File Class Action Suit Against New York

The Hudson Journal News reports: Dozens of plaintiffs have filed a class action lawsuit in state Supreme Court arguing a newly enacted law that ended the religious exemption for vaccinations in New York violates their religious beliefs. The lawsuit, filed Wednesday, comes just weeks after a contentious vote by lawmakers approving the end of religious exemptions for vaccinations in the …

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Country Singer: Satan Emptied My Jeep’s Gas Tank

“I was running a little bit late that day. And I got to my co-writer’s house—and he lives on a hill. So I parked my jeep up on the hill, not realizing that it was on E. All of the sudden, my jeep started shaking and then died. And it just felt that Satan was doing everything he could that …

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Christian Activist David Barton: There Will Be Civil War If SCOTUS Reverses Roe And Blue States Will Secede

“The same spirit that drove slavery in America is driving the pro-abortion side in America and the same disrespect for human life. It’s the same spirit behind both of them. I think it’s more likely we’ll have a civil war today over the abortion issue than over the race issue. “If the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, states like …

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Radio Caller Trolls “Dipshit” Sebastian Gorka [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Sebastian Gorka got duped by a prank call to his radio show and proceeded to blast the jokester as “a little girl” for telling Gorka he was awarded journalist of the year by “Dipshit Magazine.” The caller, “Jason,” began with effusive praise of Gorka, saying he “loved” the sound of Gorka’s voice. “Radio is meant for you, sir,” …

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Christian Activist: Hillary Clinton Sold Her Soul To Satan And Uses Astral Projection To Intimidate Her Enemies

“My friend told me that Hillary Clinton appeared to him in an astral projection-type event. Literally. At the time that he was revealing all this information about the Clintons and what took place at Waco and the situation that took place at the Murrah Building in Oklahoma. “Both those events took place near Bill Clinton’s tenure. And they were tied …

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Kanye West Cites Leviticus In Fashion Line Interview: My Apparel Team Is Told Not To Mix Materials [VIDEO]

“I’ll be working on designs and looking at references from 3,000 years ago and reading the Old Testament at the same time. So it’s like a soundtrack to the visuals of the shapes and the ideas and ideals of what we’re creating. A lot of my creative friends, I tell them like the Bible is better than Pinterest. You can …

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Christian Prophet: Liberals Are Sending A Hurricane To Georgia To Punish Them For Anti-Abortion Bill [AUDIO]

“When Roe v. Wade comes down, where is [the issue] going to go? It is going to go to the states. And you have states out there like Georgia—and there are a couple of others out there—that have gone as far as making this stuff illegal for abortion. You’ve got to remember, what is abortion? The sacrificing of kids. What …

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Nutbag Laura Loomer Sues Facebook For $3 Billion

From the far-right World Net Daily: Conservative commentator and activist Laura Loomer has filed a lawsuit against Facebook alleging defamation and “malicious’ actions that have harmed her and her reputation, seeking a penalty of $3 billion to punish the company. The lawsuit was announced by Larry Klayman, a former federal prosecutor and more recently the founder of Freedom Watch. The …

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ARIZONA: Former State Education Director Accuses Democrats Of Flying “Pedephilia Flag” Over Capitol

The Arizona Republic reports: Former Arizona Superintendent of Public Instruction Diane Douglas is taking criticism over a Facebook post she made Wednesday that associated a transgender pride flag with pedophilia and blasted two public officials. Douglas later said she had mixed up the blue and pink transgender pride flag, which was briefly displayed at the Capitol, with a flag reportedly …

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Homocon Dave Rubin: Leftists Destroy Individuality

From Ben Shapiro’s right wing Daily Wire: The Dennis Prager/Adam Carolla documentary “No Safe Spaces,” which chronicles the academic Left’s politically correct war to silence free speech on college campuses, released a new preview featuring conservative talk show host Dave Rubin warning liberals that the leftist mob will come to claim their heads if they ever show a hint of …

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GOP Kentucky Gov Disses Dems In Bizarre Rap Video

The Lexington Courtier-Journal reports: Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin hit the studio this week and came out with some new heat, just in time for Independence Day weekend – a new rap … from Kentucky’s governor … titled “Tim Kaine? Are you serious?” Just so we’re clear, this article is not a joke. Here’s the video. It’s an actual thing. Bevin …

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David Barton: Americans Have The Right To Own Tanks

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing “comedian” Steven Crowder interviewed Religious Right pseudo-historian David Barton for a “masterclass” on the meaning of the Second Amendment, during which Barton insisted that the Second Amendment grants average citizens the right to own tanks or any other weapon of war. Barton has repeatedly insisted that the Founding Fathers intended for there …

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BOSTON: Straight Pride Parade Organizers Call 911 After Getting Letters Filled With Glitter And Bible Verses

Talking Points Memo reports: The organizers of Boston’s “Straight Pride” march alerted law enforcement about several suspicious envelopes on Monday – only to find out the letters were filled with glitter. Three members of “Super Happy Fun America,” the group behind the march, received envelopes without return addresses in the mail that were filled a “granular” substance. Samson Racioppi, Super …

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Accuser’s Lawyer: Roy Moore “Likely Failed” Polygraph

The Birmingham News reports: Roy Moore “likely failed” a December 2017 polygraph he took in an effort to clear his name from accusations made against him by women during the Senate race that year, according to a lawsuit filing Monday. Attorneys for Leigh Corfman, who maintains she was sexually molested as a 14-year-old by the then-32-year-old Moore in 1979, filed …

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Loony Louis Gohmert Calls Mueller An “Anal Opening”

Talking Points Memo reports: Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s impending congressional testimony has some House Republicans speaking their mind about the square-jawed lawyer. “He’s done some irreparable damage to some things and he’s got to answer for them,” Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) told Politico. “It reinforced the anal opening that I believe Mueller to be.” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) added that …

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Catholic Bishop To Spray Holy Water From Helicopter To “Exorcise All Those Demons” Destroying His Town

Newsweek reports: A Catholic Bishop plans to spray holy water from a helicopter to exorcise the demons he says are plaguing his town. Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya, bishop of Buenaventura, Colombia, is borrowing a navy copter to deluge the city on July 14, the feast day for Buenaventura’s patron saint. “We want to go around the whole of Buenaventura …

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Christian Activist: “Demonic” Migrants Have The “Spirit Of The Antichrist” And Don’t Deserve Any Soap [VIDEO]

“This is demonic. This is the spirit of Antichrist. Whether people want to admit it or not, it’s the spirit of lawlessness. I may be a little hardcore about this, but I’m getting sort of sick and tired of the media, and I’m getting sick and tired of these left-wing politicians blaming President Trump for the horrendous conditions at these …

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Pastor Bad Wig: The Media Uses “Jezebel Witchcraft” To Make Minorities Believe Satan’s Evil Lies About Trump

“I think America is in a Jezebel witchcraft. There is a witchcraft veil over the minds and perception of the masses, perpetuated by the false prophecies coming through the media mountain. So there’s your prophets of Baal and they are speaking constantly lies. “I think God raised you up to apostolically and prophetically break through—in the media realm—that veil. The …

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SURE JAN: Jacob Wohl Vows To Enlist If US Attacks Iran

Will Sommer reports at The Daily Beast: Energetic but ineffectual young conservative operative Jacob Wohl is all-in on the prospect of war with Iran. Wohl is so into the idea, he told Right Richter that he’ll enlist in the military if the United States goes to war. “If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” …

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