Crackpots

Christian Prophet: God Will Smite You For Mocking Me

“I want to put this warning out. God says specifically in his word, ‘Do not touch my anointed, but especially my prophets.’ God’s going to hold them accountable. Before you tap on that enter button, you better think twice and pray and ask the Lord, ‘Hey, is this something I need to be putting out there for the entire world …

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Ad Company To Take Down NC Gun Shop’s Billboard

CBS News reports: An advertising company has announced it will take down a billboard in Murphy, North Carolina, calling Reps. Ilhan Omar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib and Ayanna Pressley “idiots.” The billboard was promoting a local gun shop, and the shop’s owner said he wants to go to court to keep it up. The billboard received national attention after Cherokee …

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Erick Erickson: Trump Has More Humility Than Mayor Pete, Who Won’t Repent From Sinful Homosexuality

“Even I am shocked that I would talk about President Trump and humility, but in this one regard he actually does exercise more humility than Pete Buttigieg. President Trump has said more than once he has never felt the need to repent for anything. That raises questions about his salvation that I have explored in the past and also why …

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Kentucky Gov: Casinos Have Suicides “Every Night”

The Louisville Courier-Journal reports: Gov. Matt Bevin says suicides are part of the societal costs related to casino gambling, as he lashed out at his opponent’s support for expanded gambling as a way to help fund pensions. In a radio interview Wednesday, Bevin said: “Every night somewhere in America, somebody takes their life in a casino because they’ve wasted the …

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Joyce Meyer’s Toddler Great-Grandson Is A Faith Healer

“My great-grandson who’s 2, his mother’s back was hurting really bad. She was hurting so bad that she was laying on the bed crying. And he went up to her. Jeremiah, 2 years old, put his hand on her, said, ‘Jesus, Mommy, ouchie, amen.’ And her back quit hurting! “Stop trying to get hold of God with your head. It’s …

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Franklin Graham: The Left Has Weaponized “Racism”

Reuters reports: Franklin Graham, the son of renowned evangelist Billy Graham and president of the charity Samaritan’s Purse, said the president’s critics had devalued the word “racism.” “The left has weaponized it and uses it against their opponents,” he said in a telephone interview Thursday. “The president is not afraid to go after anyone — their color has nothing to …

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Christian Activist: Country Songs Contain Hidden Spells And Musical Scales That Change Your DNA [VIDEO]

“There are lists of words that they get that they have to put these words, certain words, into their songs. These are spells. If you’ve ever wondered, ‘Why does every country music song mention alcohol, whiskey?’ I think there was a study done that said 90 percent of country music songs in some form or fashion mention or make reference …

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Epstein Wanted To “Seed” Humanity With His DNA By Impregnating Many Women At His New Mexico Ranch

The New York Times reports: Jeffrey E. Epstein, the wealthy financier who is accused of sex trafficking, had an unusual dream: He hoped to seed the human race with his DNA by impregnating women at his vast New Mexico ranch. Mr. Epstein over the years confided to scientists and others about his scheme, according to four people familiar with his …

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#QAnon Nutbags Granted Permit For 9/11 DC Rally

Will Sommer reports at The Daily Beast: Believers in the QAnon conspiracy theory will head to Washington on September 11th for a rally at the foot of the Washington Monument under the ominous tagline “Q Sent Us.” While the rally’s agenda is thin so far, you can expect QAnon believers to call for Trump to make QAnon’s prophecies come true …

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Christian Nationalist David Barton: The Constitution Gives Christians “More Protection” Than Anybody Else

“It [the First Amendment] gave me more protection because I get my speech but if it’s religious, I get it twice, and if it is religious with others, I get it three times. In addition to free speech, there is also free exercise of religion, which often involves free speech. For me to exercise my faith means I will speak …

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Gun Shop Billboard Targets Progressive Democrats

The Asheville Citizen Times reports: Along U.S. 64 in Murphy, a billboard advertising a gun store mocks “the 4 Horsemen” — freshmen U.S. Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhad Oman, Rashida Tlaib and Ayanna Pressley. The “Cherokee Guns” tag at the bottom (it’s a mile ahead on the right) almost seems like an afterthought. The Citizen Times spoke to a man who …

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“Heterophobic” PayPal Boots Straight Pride’s Account

Will this anti-straight persecution never end? Super Happy Fun America received an email from PayPal on July 29, 2019 notifying us that our account had been permanently limited. This means that we can no longer use PayPal to collect donations. In the same manner as other corporations, they accused us of violating their “Acceptable Use Policy” without citing any violation. …

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Former GOP Senate Candidate Forms Nutbag Coalition To Expose “Communist Affiliations” Of 2020 Democrats

Via press release from Christian Newswire: A new group has formed under the leadership of E.W. Jackson (pictured), Bishop and former candidate for Lt. Governor and U.S. Senator in Virginia. Jackson’s Coalition includes Trevor Loudon, author, filmmaker and expert on communism and its strategies for infiltrating and weakening free societies, especially the United States of America. He is author of …

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Bachmann: Trump Is The Most Biblical President Ever

“I want your listeners to know, never before have I ever seen a more pro-Israel president. He is, without a doubt, the most biblical president I have ever seen. I’m going to repeat that: he is the most biblical president I have ever seen in what he does. His actions are remarkable and I would ask the audience to please …

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Greek Bishop Defends Claim That Kids Turn Out Gay If The Mother Had Enjoyable Anal Sex While Pregnant

Britain’s The Metro reports: A religious leader who said mums to be who enjoy anal sex are the reason why gay people exist has defended his comments. The Bishop of Morhpou Neophytos make the comments at a primary school in Akaki, Cyprus, saying the mother’s enjoyment transfers to the foetus, making the child gay. He faced an international backlash and …

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Greek Bishop Claims That A Fetus Becomes Gay If The Mother Has Enjoyable Anal Sex While Pregnant [VIDEO]

Britain’s Metro reports: Church of Cyprus bishop Neophytos Masouras has claimed women enjoying anal sex while pregnant is the reason that gay people exist. Speaking at a primary school in Akaki, Cyprus, he claimed that the enjoyment the mother experiences transfers to the foetus, making the child gay. In a video translated by Metro.co.uk translators, he said: “It happens during …

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Details On Omar Challenger’s Alleged Crime Spree: 279 Target Items, DUI, Contempt Of Court, And Tick Spray

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports: In January, she was arrested on felony shoplifting charges after she allegedly stole 279 items valued at $2,327.97 from an Edina Target. According to a criminal complaint, Stella scanned only $50 worth of items at a self-checkout before leaving the store. She told officers she remembered “arriving at Target to purchase items but nothing else due …

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NEW YORK: Anti-LGBT NYC Councilman And US House Candidate Ruben Diaz Busted In Defunct Charity Lie

Crain’s Business New York reports: Preacher-turned-politician Ruben Diaz Sr. might be an authority on the Book of Numbers, but the accounts of his nonprofit don’t add up. The Bronx councilman, an ex-state senator and leading candidate to replace retiring U.S. Rep. Jose Serrano, advertises himself on his government website as the former head of a sprawling network of elder care …

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Civil Lawsuits Filed Against Pastor Who Used Oral Sex To Suck Out Men’s “Demons” During Ritual Exorcisms

Remember last month when I told you about New Jersey pastor who claimed he could exorcise the demons out of men by sucking them off and spitting the resultant “evil” into a Ziploc bag? The pastor has not been charged with any crimes but the civil lawsuits are now flying. Reverend Dr William Weaver, who served at Linden Presbyterian Church …

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Nutbag Lawyer Larry Klayman Charged By Ethics Panel

AL.com reports: A Washington lawyer representing Roy Moore in one of his post-Senate campaign lawsuits has been charged by a legal ethics panel of seeking a sexual relationship with a client in 2010. The hearing committee of the Board on Professional Responsibility in the District of Columbia has recommended that Larry Klayman be suspended from practicing law in the district …

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