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Christian Prophetess: Depression Is Caused By Demons

Just in from self-proclaimed prophetess Kathy DeGraw: Depression is certainly a demonic stronghold. It can come in through trauma, torment, abuse, medical illness, grief, loss or a generational curse. Evil spirits do not desire for us to live in the fullness and freedom of Christ. They are out to “steal and kill and destroy” (John 10:10). Behind depression is a …

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Mormon Group: Our Prayers Made It Rain In Australia

The Friendly Atheist reports: The part of the Mormon Church that oversees the Pacific region has claimed responsibility for causing it to rain in Australia, saying a prayer and fasting event brought life-saving precipitation down on a country where fires have burned 12.35 million acres of land (so far). The Pacific Area Presidency, made up of an area president and …

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Christian Prophetess: Jesus Performed My Root Canal

Today’s dose of crazy, courtesy of Charisma Magazine: Prophetic minister Kathy DeGraw recalls a time when she went to a conference, and the leaders were praying healing over the congregation. She needed healing for her teeth, and she received it. “I knew I needed a dental miracle because I was struggling with a root issue,” DeGraw says. “And I physically …

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Colorado Cops Name #QAnon Ring In Kidnapping Plot

The Denver Post reports: A Parker woman is accused of planning a raid to kidnap her child with help from a far-right conspiracy group, according to an affidavit filed by the Parker Police Department. Cynthia Abcug , 50, who does not have custody of her child, is accused of plotting the raid to take the child back with help from …

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Nine #QAnon Nutbags Are Running For The US House

Back in November, I reported that four adherents of the bizarre QAnon cult had declared their 2020 candidacy for the US House. Per Media Matters, that number has now swelled to nine. The conspiracy theory, which revolves around an anonymous account known as “Q,” started on far-right message board 4chan, later moving to fellow far-right message board 8chan, which has …

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Christian Activist: If Trump Doesn’t Win, Progressives Will Do To Us Exactly What The Nazis Did To The Jews

“If you’ve got the keys to the jail, you control it, and then you determine who is going to go in it and who is going to stay out of it. And I tell you, Christians are the ones who are going to go in it first. “We are the salt and light in this culture, and we are the …

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Christian Host: Michelle Obama Looks Like Chewbacca

“So let me get this straight. Obama is a gay man, married to a dude who looks like Chewbacca, & Chewy gets selected as ‘woman of the year’. Trumps’ wife fluently speaks 7 languages, is a class act of poise & beauty & is an actual WOMAN. Yet she gets treated like the Clampetts.” – Self-proclaimed “Christian broadcaster” Sheila Zilinksy, …

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Jacob Wohl Vows To Enlist If US Goes To War With Iran

The Daily Beast reports: Energetic but ineffectual young conservative operative Jacob Wohl is all-in on the prospect of war with Iran. Wohl is so into the idea, he told Right Richter that he’ll enlist in the military if the United States goes to war. “If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” Wohl said in …

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#QAnon Nutbag: “Pedophile” Tom Hanks Made A Movie About Red Shoes, Which Are Made Out Of Baby Skin

“There is a lot of evidence and symbolism with Tom Hanks. You can go look at some of the work he’s done, you can look at some of the skits he’s done on Saturday Night Live, you can look at some of the movies he’s been in. There is a lot of symbolism in the work that he’s done. “I …

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Scamvangelist Claims Ill Child Flew At Revival [VIDEO]

Pulpit & Pen reports: Sid Roth hosts It’s Supernatural. When he’s not there to tell fanciful stories of charismatic poppycock, Dr. Michael Brown takes his place as a guest host. Roth has told some pretty tall tales, but the one from December 20 might just take the cake. According to Roth and his guest, Andre Ashby, a kid, flew around …

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Sarah Palin Seeks NYT Ad Revenue In Amended Suit

Reuters reports: Sarah Palin said in an amended defamation lawsuit against the New York Times on Monday that the deep-seated “animosity and ill-will” of the newspaper’s editorial page editor toward her motivated him to falsely link her to a mass shooting. Palin, the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate and former Alaska governor, made her claim against the editor, James Bennet, …

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Alex Jones Must Pay $100K In Sandy Hook Legal Fees

The Independent reports: A Texas judge has ordered InfoWars founder Alex Jones to pay $100,000 in legal fees in a defamation case brought against him by the father of a Sandy Hook school shooting victim, the latest court setback for the conspiracy theorist. In a 20 December ruling, judge Scott Jenkins of Travis County District Court said that Mr Jones …

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Huckabee Blames NY Stabbing On Public Schools

“It was a gun that stopped what would have been a horrifically worse murder situation in the church, so it is not the weapons of choice — it is lack of heart, it’s the lack of focus in human beings. “When we have an education system that from the time these kids are tots tells them that there is nothing …

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Franklin Graham: If Only Those NY Jews Had Guns

“Do guns save lives? We have evil in the world and evil will use a machete, a gun, a knife, a bomb—or whatever it can. Over the weekend we saw a stabbing incident at a Hanukkah celebration at the home of a Jewish Rabbi in New York where five people were viciously hacked by a big strong man with a …

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Dutch Extremist Relaunches “Draw Muhammad” Contest

The Guardian reports: Dutch anti-Islam politician Geert Wilders has revived his plan to hold a contest for cartoons caricaturing the Prophet Muhammad, more than a year after cancelling such an event out of fear for attacks in the Netherlands. In a tweet late on Saturday, Wilders called on people to send in their Muhammad cartoons. “Freedom of speech must prevail …

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Nutbag Actor Jon Voight Claims God Mandated That Trump Should Rule, Trump Then Seal-Claps In Approval

Mediaite reports: Trump posted a social media tribute to Hollywood actor Jon Voight on Friday — just nine days after Voight posted a video praising the president and claiming the “extreme left are destroying this nation’s glory.” The president made the post just over a week after Voight released a bizarre video which insinuated Trump was mandated by God. “There …

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Franklin Graham: Pissing Off God Is More Dangerous To America Than Islamic Terrorism Or Nuclear Missiles

“What is the most serious threat facing America as we come to a new year? Cyber attacks from China? North Korea’s nuclear capabilities? A new cold war with Russia? The ongoing fight against Islamic terrorists? All of these are very significant threats. “However, the biggest threat to America is not from outside nations—it’s from within. The United States is the …

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Christian Web Host: A Trip To The Zoo Again Proved To Me How Interracial Marriage Is Always Wrong [VIDEO]

“You don’t see eagles marrying buzzards, do you? You don’t see it happening. It is unbelievable, right? At the zoo last night, I don’t think I saw one Oriental married to a black guy. You don’t see it. “I was actually even thinking last night when I was looking in the aquarium. All the different fish that are swimming in …

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Diocese Uses Crop Duster To Drop Holy Water On Town

NPR reports: A Roman Catholic church in rural Louisiana hoping to maximize its blessings has come up with a way to do it: filling up a crop-duster plane with holy water and letting the sanctified liquid mist an entire community. “We can bless more area in a shorter amount of time,” Rev. Matthew Barzare of St. Anne Church in Cow …

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Megachurch To Bury 2 Year-Old After Seven Days Of Social Media Pleas For God To Raise Her From The Dead

From the far-right Charisma News: After a week of praying for a resurrection miracle, Bethel Church is now planning a memorial service for 2-year-old Olive Alayne Heiligenthal. The little girl’s mother, Bethel worship leader Kalley Heiligenthal, posted a call to prayer on Instagram last Sunday, Dec. 15. Her daughter had stopped breathing the day before, after which doctors pronounced her …

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