Crackpots

Rush Limbaugh Celebrates Mass Lockdown “Uprisings”

“There are uprisings all over this country against governors and their restrictions. It’s happening. People aren’t going to put up with this. People instinctively know we got to get back to work. “We have to reopen the economy. People instinctively know now that however bad this is, it isn’t as bad as they all told us. “Not one model has …

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Dr. Oz: Opening Schools May “Only Cost 2-3% In Terms Of Total Mortality,” Some Would Consider That Tradeoff

The Huffington Post reports: Dr. Mehmet Oz was the subject of much ire online after appearing on “The Sean Hannity Show” to talk about the coronavirus and making some bold suggestions about how life can return to normal.  The doctor and TV star told host Sean Hannity that he thinks “schools are a very appetizing opportunity” in the efforts to …

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Rush Limbaugh Offers His Radio Show To Trump

From the far-right World Net Daily: Talk-show legend Rush Limbaugh is making an extraordinary offer to President Donald Trump, giving the commander in chief a chance to connect with even more Americans by taking over his top-rated radio program. “If the president wants to do this — if he wants to come on and have a show — we’ll let …

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Zircon & Burlap Don’t Want Any Vaccine From Bill Gates Because He’s Been Using “Black People As Guinea Pigs”

“What we don’t need to happen is what happened with Africa when Bill Gates and them took that vaccine to Africa trying to vaccinate. They felt like stuff can start right there in certain parts of Africa. “That’s what we don’t need to — you’re not going to make black people the guinea pigs for this here right here. We’re …

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Roger Stone: Bill Gates Created COVID So He Can Put Microchips In People’s Heads And Force Vaccinations

The New York Post reports: Roger Stone suggested Monday that Bill Gates may have had a hand in the creation of coronavirus so that he could plant microchips in people’s heads to know who has and has not been tested for COVID-19. “Whether Bill Gates played some role in the creation and spread of this virus is open for vigorous …

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Banks Cut Off Bakker Over Scam Coronavirus “Cure”

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times pastor Jim Bakker closed out his television program today by begging viewers to support his ministry financially using checks, as his network has reportedly been unable to process credit card transactions ever since it came under fire for promoting the silver solution it sold as a cure for the COVID-19 coronavirus. …

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Charlie Kirk: Christians Should Defy Godless Lockdown

From an op-ed by Trump cultist Charlie Kirk: In a country where religious freedom is literally part of our founding and codified in our Constitution, why do people seem more likely to insist that a local 7-11 remain open than that the corner Presbyterian Church has a Sunday service? We do have some heroes out there who are making a …

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Michael Savage: Anthony Fauci Has Gone “Full Nazi”

“I don’t want to talk about Dr. Death. I don’t want to talk about Fauci goes full Nazi with immunity cards for all. Fauci wants us to have immunity cards. I don’t think he should really be taken in the wrong way on that. “I don’t think he’s got a thing for the Obergruppenführer within. I don’t think Obergruppenführer Herr …

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Televangelist Was Able To Rebuke “Demonic” COVID In Her Sleep Because She First Ate “Communion Cracker”

Today’s crazy break courtesy of Charisma News: On Saturday, April 4, at 4 a.m., I was abruptly awoken by God after an encounter with a strong demonic force that came into my bedroom and tried to put a sickness upon me on my chest. I cried out in my sleep three times as I rebuked this demon. I knew it …

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Fox Contributor: This Is Like The Flu, Not A Pandemic

“The estimates now from the University of Washington, which is the model everybody’s been going on — even though its been wrong most of the time, by a lot, overstating it — is now, they say 60,000 people will die, Sixty-one thousand is what we lost to the flu in 2017 and 2018 — the flu. “Now, we all regret …

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Julian Assange Fathered Two Children While Holed Up

The Daily Beast reports: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange fathered two children with a lawyer who was helping him fight extradition to the U.S. while he was holed up in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, according to The Daily Mail. The lawyer, Stella Morris, told the Mail that she had decided to come forward about the relationship now because she fears …

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Pew: 39% Of Right Wingers Say COVID Made In Lab

Pew Research reports: While a plurality of Americans (43%) say the new coronavirus most likely came about naturally, nearly three-in-ten (29%) say it most likely was created in a lab, according to a Pew Research Center survey as part of the Center’s nearly yearlong Election News Pathways project. Around a quarter of adults (23%) say it is most likely that …

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GEORGIA: Republican US House Candidate “Blows Up Socialism, Open Borders, And Gun Control” In First Ad

Fox News reports: Many Republicans are campaigning against socialism this year, but a Georgia GOP congressional candidate took her message one step further. Marjorie Greene, a businesswoman running to represent Georgia’s 14th congressional seat, literally blew up a “socialism” sign with explosives to show she’s serious about stopping the far-left policies. Greene, who runs a family-owned construction company, is seeking …

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Huckabee Sues To Open Beach Behind His FL Mansion

Law & Crime reports: Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) and several of his neighbors — whose properties on the Gulf Coast of Florida have private beaches — have filed a federal lawsuit challenging a county government ordinance which temporarily closes all beaches. The county took the step in response to the COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic. Huckabee and his neighbors claim …

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Feds Warn Alex Jones For Peddling Fake COVID Cures

The Daily Beast reports: The Food and Drug Administration is demanding that conspiracy theorist Alex Jones stop advertising dubious dietary supplements as coronavirus treatments and threatening legal action if he doesn’t comply. The FDA sent a letter to Jones and his website InfoWars on Thursday demanding that he stop telling the viewers of his popular internet broadcasts that they can …

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“State-Backed Campaign” May Be Behind 5G Disinfo

Bloomberg News reports: Marc Owen Jones, a researcher at Hamad bin Khalifa University in Qatar, who specializes in online disinformation networks, analyzed 22,000 recent interactions on Twitter mentioning “5G” and “corona,” and said he found a large number of accounts displaying what he termed “inauthentic activity.” He said the effort bears some hallmarks of a state-backed campaign. Jones said the …

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Scamvangelist: Jesus Unclogged My Toilet [VIDEO]

“Last night, I’m ready to go to bed, and I look at the toilet, and I forgot to flush it! And so I flushed it again, and then it totally backs up! I didn’t forget to flush it! It’s all backed up! And this is just before I’m going to bed! “And so I ran out, and I said, ‘Joy, …

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FBI Busts Man Claiming To Be Q Of #QAnon Batshittery

Will Sommer reports at The Daily Beast: In the bizarre world of QAnon conspiracy theorists, 29-year-old Austin Steinbart was a rising star. A segment of the pro-Trump conspiracy theory group believed he was the mysterious “Q,” the anonymous internet figure whose clues have convinced a portion of the president’s base that Donald Trump is engaged in a shadowy war against …

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Zircon & Burlap: Go Outside To Gain COVID Immunity

Mediaite reports: Diamond and Silk’s latest remarks telling people to become “immune” by going “out in the environment” undermine the advice of President Donald Trump, Dr. Anthony Fauci, and the CDC. Diamond & Silk are not employed by Fox News, but their content is licensed in the same manner that many television or streaming programs are underwritten by networks. Twitter …

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Kenneth Copeland Summons “Supernatural Heatwave” To Kill The Coronavirus In NYC: “I Have The Authority”

The Christian Post reports: Declaring his authority over the weather and his ability to command it, prosperity preacher and televangelist Kenneth Copeland called forth a “supernatural heatwave” to kill the new coronavirus in New York City and “the rest of the world where it’s needed.” Speaking on the first day of his Virtual Victory Campaign on Facebook Live, the leader …

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