Crackpots

“When I made my announcement, the first thing that happened — which will make you laugh, but it’s true — is dogs stopped barking at me. “This is going to sound so stupid, but this is just how I think that God reveals himself to us, right? This is just my experience of it. Dogs just didn’t like me at …

The Carson Now reports: During the Carson City School Board meeting on Tuesday evening, a number of citizens took over the public comment period to voice their opposition to students wearing face masks for the remainder of the school year. Many public commenters discussed popular pieces of misinformation, such as the disproven idea that the COVID-19 vaccine alters DNA, or …

Mediaite reports: Looking for love but avoiding the vaccine (and everyone who got the shot)? There’s an app for that. The company, created by two mothers in Hawaii, claims to “believe in true science” and “the scientific method,” yet also states that the app allows unvaccinated people to avoid exposure to those who have been vaccinated. “Covid19 vaccines are shedding …

“You know, Harris, this is a time that I wish I was wrong with my prediction, which I mention to anybody who’d listen, that once COVID starts to lift, these cowardly shooters will come out exactly in tandem with the number of vaccinations. “You can be sure they probably got vaccinated. They were just scared to come out. And they’re …

Newsweek reports: Part of Caitlyn Jenner’s vision for transforming California is to crack down on technology companies, one of California’s biggest job sectors. Reminiscing on her time at the 1976 Olympic games, Jenner criticized the “monoculture” of Silicon Valley on Monday. She related it to the Soviet Union and wrote on Twitter that both the former socialist state and Silicon …

“There’s prophets of great magnitude speaking everywhere right now, but yet they attack them. The groups that represent abominations before the Lord, the LGBTQ—whatever they call themselves, plus whatever they add—attacking prophets. “You’re ripping the mantles of prophets, and you’ve determined your time of falling. However you treat the mouth of God, it determines your future. It’s a dangerous thing …

“There’s a lot of people touching many of God’s true and choice servants. They better be careful because God will not acknowledge certain things that he’s calling to or put within their office. It’s a dangerous place, okay? And some of you might get leprosy.” – Self-proclaimed prophet and Trump cultist Hank Kunneman. PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Kunneman rages at evangelicals …

The New Hampshire Union-Leader reports: A Sunday school teacher was arrested at Thursday night’s Timberlane Regional School Board meeting moments after she and several other unmasked attendees showed up to demand an end to a school mask mandate. The abrupt end to the 7 p.m. in-person meeting happened shortly after Atkinson resident Jackie Wydola watched as police arrested her mother, …

The Insider reports: A district judge in Washington, DC, has ruled that MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell doesn’t have to publicly reveal his address in court documents related to his legal battle against Dominion Voting Systems, after lawyers for Lindell said it would put him at risk of death threats. In documents filed May 14, legal representatives for Lindell said MyPillow …

“This is LEGO’s newest line of diversity toys — this separation to color coding living up to every stereotype, from hairstyle to skin color, looks like it could have been designed by David Duke. This is the opposite of Martin Luther King’s dream for America or the American constitutional ideal that every man was created equal.” – Fox News host …

“Homosexuals have like a three times as much suicide as heterosexuals. And then you go into transgender and it just continues to go up. It’s a very destructive lifestyle. It’s 20 years less that a homosexual lives than a heterosexual. And you know, cigarettes take an average of seven years off your life. So homosexuality is three times worse than …

The Independent reports: “We were doing better on our SATs until President Carter created a Department of Education,” Rep Gohmert told the House, “[and] when I took it I did very well, it got me into the honors program at [Texas] A&M”. “I’m sure that shocks people that think I’m the dumbest guy in Congress.” Rep Gohmert’s complaints about the …

“You aren’t really allowed to say this in the very liberal community because they think what you’re saying is stigmatizing mental illness. “Well, this is what I’m here to say — I don’t think you’re mentally ill if you’re depressed. You know people say to me, ‘Well, you’re a Scientologist.’ “I feel lucky that I’m a Scientologist. Because in Scientology …

Big Country News reports: Five counties in eastern Oregon voted for becoming a part of Idaho on Tuesday. Voters approved ballot measures in Sherman, Lake, Grant, Baker, and Malheur counties. No counties voted against. On average, voters were 62% in favor of moving borders to include their counties in Idaho. Two additional Oregon counties had already voted in favor in …

“You can never be woke enough. That’s the problem. It keeps going. And if you get to the point where you capitulate, where you agree to all these demands, it will eventually get to, ‘Straight white men are not allowed to talk.’ “Because it’s your privilege to express yourself where other people of color have been silenced throughout history. I’m …

Raw Story reports: Far-right actor Scott Baio went after Costco after a slew of conservative anti-maskers threw fits shopping over the weekend. Many businesses are still demanding that masks be worn in their businesses. Costco was one of them, sending Baio into a fit of rage, firing off tweets about the incident. The Costco manager/employee said “it’s a law to …

“Tom Hanks is dead. Newsflash. Tom Hanks is dead. Joe Biden is dead. OK? The Clintons are dead, OK? You’ve got clones running this country. “See, I’ve got the testicular fortitude to say what needs to be said. Why? Because I’m a man of God. “You’ve got these punk-tified preachers saying, ‘I don’t want to lose my 501(C)3 so we …

Tampa’s NBC News affiliate reports: Timothy Carpenter, 66, was shopping at Chesterdales Home & Garden store on Tamiami Trail North where the privately-owned store requires customers and staff to wear face masks, according to the Collier County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies told Carpenter he was trespassed from the store and needed to leave. Carpenter responded saying he would leave when he …

Vice News reports: Last month Lin Wood sued the State Bar of Georgia’s disciplinary board, claiming its request for him to undergo a mental health exam in order to keep his law license violated his First Amendment rights. Turns out that might not’ve been the QAnon-promoting lawyer’s smartest move. Besides Wood’s spreading of baseless conspiracy theories about the election, the …

Courthouse News reports: An attorney representing former Alabama judge Roy Moore was AWOL from a Thursday morning court hearing on his effort to disqualify the federal judge presiding over Moore’s $95 million defamation suit against Sacha Baron Cohen. Larry Klayman, a conservative legal gadfly and founder of Freedom Watch, filed the motion last week to disqualify U.S. District Judge John …