Crackpots

Nugent: Rioters Were Antifa And BLM In Trump Shirts

“We know that the January 6th event at the Capitol in Washington, D.C., those weren’t Trump supporters destroying stuff and breaking windows and being vandals. Those were Antifa and Black Lives Matter wearing Trump shirts and hats. “I wanna be on record right now for that. Insurrection my ass. So let me make it clear: January 6th wasn’t an insurrection. …

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Zircon & Burlap Call For Arresting Fox News Executives

Raw Story reports: On Newsmax Friday, longtime conservative internet talkers turned talk show hosts Lynnette Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson, better known by their stage names “Diamond and Silk,” tore into Fox News during a segment about James Murdoch donating to left-wing causes, saying that their executives should be charged with “crimes against humanity” and “election interference.” As you may recall, …

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Lindell: I’m Spending “A Lot Of Money” To Track Down The “Bots And Trolls” That Got My Lawyer Fired [VIDEO]

“I want everyone to know about cancel culture. The law firm that we hired here in Minneapolis. They were hired — you have to get a local firm — that was hired, so we hired them. Well they were attacked by bots and trolls and emails and everything, after this was filed last Thursday. “On Friday morning they fired the …

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Anti-Vax Nurse Fails In Vax Magnetism Demo [VIDEO]

“Yes, vaccines do harm people. By the way, I just found out something when I was on lunch, and I want to show it to you. We were talking about Dr. Tenpenny’s testimony about magnetic vaccine crystals, so this is what I found out. “I have a key and a bobby pin here. Explain to me here why the key …

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Magneto Trends On Twitter Due To Anti-Vax Nutbag

The X-Men character Magneto is trending on Twitter this morning thanks to anti-vax crackpot Sherri Tenpenny. Yesterday I gave you a partial quote from her testimony before the Ohio legislature and now we’ve got the video. “I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they’re magnetized They can put …

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Anti-Vax Nut Testifies That Vaccine Magnetizes Humans: Keys And Forks Stick To You, You Can Interface With 5G

Cleveland’s NBC News affiliate reports: A Cleveland doctor and anti-vaccine advocate went on a rant about 5G internet and metal objects sticking to the bodies of vaccinated people while giving testimony at an Ohio House Health Committee meeting Tuesday. “I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they’re magnetized. …

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Anti-Vax Nutbag Naomi Wolf To Headline Fundraiser On Juneteenth Because “We’ve Been Enslaved By Govt”

The Flashpoint reports: Three groups opposed to Covid restrictions, masks, and vaccines are hosting conspiracy theorist Naomi Wolf for a fundraiser entitled “Liberate Our Five Freedoms.” The event is going to be held on Juneteenth, the holiday celebrating the end of chattel slavery in the US. Event organizer Kathryn Levin told me that in her view, it’s appropriate. “The 19th …

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Grifter Milo: Now That I’m Ex-Gay, Dogs No Longer Bark At Me, That’s How God Revealed Himself To Me [VIDEO]

“When I made my announcement, the first thing that happened — which will make you laugh, but it’s true — is dogs stopped barking at me. “This is going to sound so stupid, but this is just how I think that God reveals himself to us, right? This is just my experience of it. Dogs just didn’t like me at …

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Covidiots Rage About Monkey Kidneys, Spermicide, And Communism At Nevada School Board Meeting [VIDEO]

The Carson Now reports: During the Carson City School Board meeting on Tuesday evening, a number of citizens took over the public comment period to voice their opposition to students wearing face masks for the remainder of the school year. Many public commenters discussed popular pieces of misinformation, such as the disproven idea that the COVID-19 vaccine alters DNA, or …

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OK Q-Pid: Anti-Vaxxers Launch “Unjected” Dating Site

Mediaite reports: Looking for love but avoiding the vaccine (and everyone who got the shot)? There’s an app for that. The company, created by two mothers in Hawaii, claims to “believe in true science” and “the scientific method,” yet also states that the app allows unvaccinated people to avoid exposure to those who have been vaccinated. “Covid19 vaccines are shedding …

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Fox Guest Blames Today’s Mass Shooting On COVID Vax

“You know, Harris, this is a time that I wish I was wrong with my prediction, which I mention to anybody who’d listen, that once COVID starts to lift, these cowardly shooters will come out exactly in tandem with the number of vaccinations. “You can be sure they probably got vaccinated. They were just scared to come out. And they’re …

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Jenner Vows Crack Down On “Soviet” Silicon Valley

Newsweek reports: Part of Caitlyn Jenner’s vision for transforming California is to crack down on technology companies, one of California’s biggest job sectors. Reminiscing on her time at the 1976 Olympic games, Jenner criticized the “monoculture” of Silicon Valley on Monday. She related it to the Soviet Union and wrote on Twitter that both the former socialist state and Silicon …

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Trump Cultist Prophet: I Am “The Mouthpiece of God” And If You Mock Me, God Will Make You Insane [VIDEO]

“There’s prophets of great magnitude speaking everywhere right now, but yet they attack them. The groups that represent abominations before the Lord, the LGBTQ—whatever they call themselves, plus whatever they add—attacking prophets. “You’re ripping the mantles of prophets, and you’ve determined your time of falling. However you treat the mouth of God, it determines your future. It’s a dangerous thing …

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Prophet: Criticize Me And “You Might Get Leprosy”

“There’s a lot of people touching many of God’s true and choice servants. They better be careful because God will not acknowledge certain things that he’s calling to or put within their office. It’s a dangerous place, okay? And some of you might get leprosy.” – Self-proclaimed prophet and Trump cultist Hank Kunneman. PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Kunneman rages at evangelicals …

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NH Covidiot Arrested In School Mask Protest [VIDEO]

The New Hampshire Union-Leader reports: A Sunday school teacher was arrested at Thursday night’s Timberlane Regional School Board meeting moments after she and several other unmasked attendees showed up to demand an end to a school mask mandate. The abrupt end to the 7 p.m. in-person meeting happened shortly after Atkinson resident Jackie Wydola watched as police arrested her mother, …

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Lindell Claims He’s Been Threatened With Beheading

The Insider reports: A district judge in Washington, DC, has ruled that MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell doesn’t have to publicly reveal his address in court documents related to his legal battle against Dominion Voting Systems, after lawyers for Lindell said it would put him at risk of death threats. In documents filed May 14, legal representatives for Lindell said MyPillow …

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Fox Host Compares Lego Toy Set To KKK’s David Duke

“This is LEGO’s newest line of diversity toys — this separation to color coding living up to every stereotype, from hairstyle to skin color, looks like it could have been designed by David Duke. This is the opposite of Martin Luther King’s dream for America or the American constitutional ideal that every man was created equal.” – Fox News host …

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Scamvangelical: Homosexuality Is “Three Times Worse Than Smoking,” Put A Warning Label On Their Forehead

“Homosexuals have like a three times as much suicide as heterosexuals. And then you go into transgender and it just continues to go up. It’s a very destructive lifestyle. It’s 20 years less that a homosexual lives than a heterosexual. And you know, cigarettes take an average of seven years off your life. So homosexuality is three times worse than …

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Gohmert: People Think I’m “Dumbest Guy In Congress”

The Independent reports: “We were doing better on our SATs until President Carter created a Department of Education,” Rep Gohmert told the House, “[and] when I took it I did very well, it got me into the honors program at [Texas] A&M”. “I’m sure that shocks people that think I’m the dumbest guy in Congress.” Rep Gohmert’s complaints about the …

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Kirstie Alley: Depression Isn’t A Mental Illness [VIDEO]

“You aren’t really allowed to say this in the very liberal community because they think what you’re saying is stigmatizing mental illness. “Well, this is what I’m here to say — I don’t think you’re mentally ill if you’re depressed. You know people say to me, ‘Well, you’re a Scientologist.’ “I feel lucky that I’m a Scientologist. Because in Scientology …

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