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Pastor Takes Authority Over Midterms In Jesus’ Name

“Let’s pray in the holy spirit right now! Over these cities! Hollda mashanda legeesy maronda! Areeah mashonday laveeya mashaka khan! Heena mokorea deylageesha gay! Allah basharaka taykey alashonda! “Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! Say father, we take our authority! Over this election! Jesus is lord! “Over the midterm elections! In Jesus name!” – Pastor George Pearson, at the end …

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Larry Klayman: My “Citizens Grand Jury” Has Indicted Biden For Bribery, We’ll Ask The Military To Arrest Him

Media Matters has the transcript: ADDISON SMITH (OAN HOST): How much more evidence do we need of the Biden family’s corruption before we start charging, before we start having trials against the Bidens? LARRY KLAYMAN (FOUNDER, FREEDOM WATCH): Well actually, we have trials against the Bidens right now. Our citizens grand jury at Freedom Watch has indicted Joe Biden, Hunter …

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VIRAL VIDEO: Christian Texas Woman Warns “Hocus Pocus 2” Will Cast Spells On Children Through The TV

Waco’s CBS affiliate reports: A Central Texas mother is warning parents about “Hocus Pocus 2,” the sequel to the cult Disney favorite released this past week on the company’s new Disney+ streaming service. “A worst case scenario is: you unleash hell on your kids and in your home,” said Jamie Gooch, “The whole movie is based on witches harvesting children …

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Prominent Pastor: “Circumcise The Hearts” Of Atheists

The Christian Post reports: John Piper recently offered advice on how a Christian wife can pray for her nonbelieving husband, which included asking God to “circumcise his heart.” In the latest episode of the “Ask Pastor John” podcast posted on the Desiring God website, Piper answered a question submitted by a woman named “Rose” who asked the prominent theologian and …

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Supreme Court Boots Candace Owens’ Anti-Vax Appeal

Law & Crime reports: In another high-profile denial of certiorari on Monday, the Supreme Court of the United States rejected without comment Candace Owens‘ petition over fact-checks that labeled her COVID-19 posts on Facebook a “hoax” and “false.” The conservative commentator had claimed that fact-checkers Lead Stories and USA Today’s determinations about her posts amounted to tortious interference, as Facebook …

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Lindell Warns Republicans Not To Use Early Voting

Raw Story reports: “Well, the number one thing that everyone should do is vote day of,” Lindell said, adding that voters can defy “lying” pollsters by voting only on Election Day. “We can overrun the algorithms. Everybody has to get out and vote — everybody you know — and same day. Don’t vote two days early, don’t vote one day …

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QAnon Nutbags: The Deep State Created The Hurricane Because DeSantis Refused To Enact A Vaccine Mandate

“We understand that the deep state, they have weather manipulation technology. They have DARPA. They know how to manipulate and create big storms, hurricanes, tornadoes, climate change, etc. “And these huge hurricanes always seem to target red states, red districts. And always at a convenient time, right before elections or in this case possibly because Ron DeSantis has been stepping …

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Leading Anti-Vaxxer Sues Google Over YouTube Ban

Reuters reports: A Florida doctor known for spreading false claims about vaccines has sued Google LLC and its parent company Alphabet Inc for removing all of his content from their YouTube video-sharing platform with no advance notice, saying the move breached its terms of service. In the lawsuit, filed Thursday in federal court in San Francisco, Joseph Mercola asked the …

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Ben Shapiro Defends Christian Nationalism [VIDEO]

Media Matters has the transcript: When people on the right use the phrase ‘Christian nationalism’, people on the left hear, ah, we’re talking about religious fascism. Well, no, when people say ‘Christian nationalism’ typically what they mean is not that the official church of the United States should be the Catholic Church, or that the church of the United States …

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Conway Goes Alternative Facts On John Fetterman

“To think that Fetterman could be one of 100 U.S. senators representing us is a very frightening thing. Pennsylvania, this has nothing to do with party politics. He hasn’t worked a day as lieutenant governor. “He put the marijuana flag up. He thought that was funny. He’s trolling his opponent. He thinks that’s funny. Here’s what’s not funny – that …

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Shapiro: The Left Hates The Concept Of Butch Soldiers

“The people who tend to fight wars are typically very patriotic, very male people. Now. I’m sorry to break it to you, but this has been the truth about military warfare for literally all of human history. “And the institution of traditional masculinity has been core to that idea. But we’re a society that doesn’t believe in traditional masculinity. Traditional …

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NC Rally Cultists Told To Stop Making “QAnon Salute”

The Daily Beast reports: Security personnel at Donald Trump’s rally on Friday night in Wilmington, North Carolina, attempted to get MAGA-loving supporters to lower their raised arms and single finger, which signifies their allegiance to the far-right conspiracy theory QAnon. The rally controversy follows Trump sharing a video post on Truth Social late Thursday night “filled with references” to QAnon. …

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Candace Owens: Bill Gates Is Using Genetically Modified Mosquitos To Make All People “Allergic To Beef” [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Candace Owens is back in the headlines as she alleged businessman Bill Gates is at the helm of yet another conspiracy. During the Thursday edition of The Candace Owens Podcast she referenced an article from Evie Magazine which connected Gates to medical research with modified mosquitos. Owens alleges that Gates could use the manipulated mosquito research to make …

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Newsmax Host: NY AG Hates Trump For Being White

“The crime is that Donald Trump is successful. And now you’re just looking for evidence. This is not how law enforcement is supposed to function. You should be impeached. You should be impeached on federal charges. |And you should be taken, quite frankly — removed from your position and then you should have your law license stripped from you. “This …

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Cultists Scream After 77 Newspapers Cancel “Dilbert”

Fox News reports: The “Dilbert” comic strip named after its title character struggling to make it up the corporate ladder and often pokes fun at office culture with satirical humor and social commentary has been canceled in nearly 80 markets, its author told Fox News. Scott Adams, who has written and illustrated the popular comic since 1989, said Lee Enterprises …

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Lindell Sues Merrick Garland To Get His Phone Back

Law & Crime reports: A 20-page complaint filed in U.S. District Court for the District of Minnesota seeks the return of Lindell’s phone and other “declaratory or equitable relief.” The complaint also (more relevantly) asks for a judge to declare as “invalid” the search warrant federal agents used to seize Lindell’s company-issued phone. It further seeks the return of the …

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Court Rejects Lindell’s Bid To Dismiss Smartmatic Suit

Bloomberg News reports: MyPillow Inc. Chief Executive Officer Mike Lindell must face a defamation suit filed by a voting machine maker that was falsely accused of participating in a conspiracy to rig the 2020 election against former President Donald Trump. A federal judge in Minneapolis on Monday denied MyPillow and Lindell’s motion to dismiss the suit by Smartmatic Corp. US …

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Mike Lindell: I Prayed Warnock And Ossoff Into Office Because It Would Prove There Was “Election Crime”

NBC News reports: Lindell claimed that in January 2021 he was praying that Democrat Sens. Ralphael Warnock (D-GA) and Jon Ossoff (D-GA) won their Senate runoff races because it apparently makes alleged election fraud that much easier to believe. “All of a sudden I started praying. I go, God, please let them take both of these senators. And you’re going, …

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Prager: Stop Telling Children You’re Glad They Exist

“The left doesn’t believe America is special, that American values are special or exceptional, whichever term you like. “You wonder what is special. If the United States is not exceptional, then is there any country that it has been? They would probably have no answer to that. “What is special is they – or them, if you prefer. They’re special, …

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Shapiro Host: Disney’s Black Mermaid Is “Unscientific”

“Also, by the way, with The Little Mermaid – can we also just mention that, from a scientific perspective, it doesn’t make a lot of sense to have someone with darker skin who lives deep in the ocean. “I mean, if anything, not only should the Little Mermaid be pale, she should, actually, be translucent. If you look at deep …

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