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Trump Education Board Pick Writes “Illuminati” Books

The Denver Post reports: A Colorado Springs lawyer appointed by President Donald Trump to a federal education board is a prolific author of self-help Illuminati books whose education company has been accused of handing out certificates to undeserving applicants. The White House announced last week that Trump had nominated George Mentz to the Commission on Presidential Scholars. His nomination does …

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QAnon Nutbag Liz Crokin: Deep State Puppet Rachel Maddow’s Medical Boot Is Covering An Ankle Monitor

“Rachel Maddow, another deep state puppet, she’s been wearing the boot, okay? Why is this relevant? Well, if you remember – and I believe it was in 2017 – John McCain and Hillary Clinton were both wearing medical boots. And there was speculation that they had ankle monitors on their ankles. And at one point, John McCain had the medical …

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Limbaugh: Fewer Men Are Attending College Because Just By Showing Up They’re “Automatically Predators”

“You look at the percentage of men versus women in higher education. 65% — on average — 65% female, 35% male in college. Why? Men don’t want to put up with what happens on campuses. They walk and they show up and they’re automatically predators. “Meanwhile, the girls are all being force-fed feminist studies and extolled the virtues of lesbianism …

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Michele Bachmann: God Says Climate Change Is Fake

“I would encourage pastors to start preaching on this issue of climate change and God’s view of climate change. The very covenant was established by God and Noah. And that covenant was that sin was so gross in the world that God had to bring about judgment, and then he had to bring about salvation, and from there came Abraham. …

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Cultist Dennis Prager: The Left Is “Intellectually Vapid”

“If Christianity fails in America, it’s over for America. It’s as simple as that. It’s so obvious that I don’t believe an atheist, an honest atheist, could debate the issue. So I don’t understand when Christians don’t vote, and it’s puzzling to me. God doesn’t want you to promote good on this planet? “It’s so foreign to my understanding of …

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Pat Robertson: The Death Penalty Is Absolutely Biblical

“Are you kidding? Read the Bible. Read the Old Testament. I tell you, if a son is ungovernable and will not listen to his parents, the parents can bring the son before the authorities and the son will be executed. Jesus said, you know, I don’t condemn you, neither should anybody else condemn you. “But I think the whole idea …

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AG Bill Barr Blames Drug Overdoses On Lack Of Jesus

Exactly what you want to nation’s top cop to believe: Attorney General William Barr blamed secularism in society for a series of problems such as drug overdoses, violence and poor mental health while speaking at Notre Dame’s law school. Barr, in a speech largely focused on the role of religion in law, decried what he described as an effort to …

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Right Wing Activist Dennis Prager: Young Men Grow Beards Because The Left Has “Crapped On Masculinity”

“I have a thought on beards. We went from almost all men in America had a clean-shaven look, to a lot of young men have beards. Many many young men don’t know what it means to be masculine, because feminism and the left have crapped on masculinity. “Sorry for the language, but I can’t think of any verb that does …

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Trump World Media: Hillary Is Totally Running In 2020

The Daily Beast reports that the impeachment inquiry has resurrected Trump World claims that Hillary Clinton will enter the 2020 race: “Do not be surprised, my friends, if she decides to try again in 2020,” radio host Rush Limbaugh told his national audience on Sept. 27. “Do not be surprised.” The phantom presidential campaign theory has also been picked up …

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Kanye: Satan Controls Your Mind With Social Media

The Christian Post reports: Kanye West hosted one of his popular Sunday Service events in Salt Lake City over the weekend as the town simultaneously held a popular Mormon conference. While there, he led thousands in a spiritual warfare prayer against the devil and talked about the evils of the media. The popular emcee set up for Sunday Service across …

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Franklin Graham: Pray That Trump Reverses On Syria

“Today I ask that you join me in praying for the lives affected by the White House decision to pull U.S. troops out of northern Syria. Both Democrat and Republican leaders in Washington are deeply concerned because this would be, in essence, abandoning our closest allies in the region—the Kurdish people. “The Turkish army has invaded Syria in the area …

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Franklin Graham Blames STDs On Hollywood And Gays

“Here’s a topic that probably won’t be mentioned in the upcoming Democratic debate. An incredible 2.4 million cases of sexually transmitted diseases were diagnosed across the U.S. just last year alone. Hollywood is busy promoting promiscuity to the world—almost every movie, every television show is focused on sex. “The saying goes, ‘sex sells.’ Well, the statistics in the CNN article …

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Trump Spiritual Advisor: Send Me Your “Very Best” Yom Kippur Donation Seed And I’ll Take It Before The Lord

“The thing you need to know about the Day of Atonement is that: IT IS A DAY OF OFFERING AND SACRIFICE! ‘MEET WITH ME AND HONOR ME,’ saith the Lord. In this opportunity for oneness with the Almighty, God commands and they shall not appear before the Lord empty-handed. “Every man shall give as he is able, according to the …

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Todd Starnes: Fox News Fired Me For My “Beliefs”

“There are things that I just will not do and that is compromise my beliefs, ever. You know, I’m proud to be a conservative. I’m proud to be a Trump supporter. And I’m also proud to be a person of faith. “I would never try to silence, you know, someone from the left. I mean, that’s their opinion. But that’s …

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Jacob Wohl’s “Hooker Marine” Exposed As A Fraud

Will Sommer reports at The Daily Beast: Kelvin Whelly, a self-described Marine-turned-male-escort, stepped up to the podium alongside Wohl and Burkman. Without any proof, he claimed to have engaged in a series of increasingly ludicrous sex acts with Warren after meeting her on male escort site “Cowboys4Angels.” Wohl and Burkman repeatedly leaned on Whelly’s military service as a “combat veteran” …

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Jacob Wohl Floats Elizabeth Warren Sex Scandal

Newsweek reports: Far-right conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl has been mocked on social media after sending out a media alert for a press conference where a former U.S. Marine will apparently claim he had an affair with 2020 presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren. Public figures and journalists have described Wohl as a “curious combination of utter vileness” and noted that he managed …

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Todd Starnes Announces Launch Of His “Multi-Faceted” Media Company After Being Shitcanned By Fox News

Faith Wire reports: Fox News Radio host and commentator Todd Starnes’ contract with the news outlet is not being renewed, an announcement following a controversial segment from his radio show earlier this week. Starnes, though, already has other projects in the works. Speaking to Faithwire, the conservative firebrand described his 15 years at Fox News as “amazing” and announced the …

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Televangelist Checks Phone While Speaking In Tongues

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: I’m gonna need a Christian to explain this one to me. Preacher Perry Stone of Omega Center International in Tennessee was leading people in prayer on Thursday — even speaking in tongues — when he stopped to check his phone. Multiple times. It’s kind of hilarious. Now we know that you can be …

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Anti-LGBT Hater Todd Starnes Fired By Fox News

The Wrap reports: TheWrap has learned that Todd Starnes’ contract at Fox News is not being renewed. The host will no longer be working at the network, its website, or its premium subscription service, Fox Nation. His removal comes a few days after he said on his radio program on Monday that Democrats do not believe in the Christian God …

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Megachurch Pastor: Dems Worship Pagan God Moloch

“There is a fear that if the left ever regains control of this country again, this nation is finished. Sanctimonious Nancy Pelosi this weekend was calling for prayer for our county. That reminds me of an arsonist about to set a building on fire, saying, ‘Now pray with me that the destruction I’m about to cause isn’t too severe.’ If …

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