Crackpots

Michele Bachmann: COVID Is God’s “Judgement” On The United States For Trump Admin’s Middle East Plan

“Something happened in the earlier part of this year on January 28th. A peace plan was put on the table that came from the United States. “Also Prime Minister Netanyahu was here as well, in the White House, when the plan was revealed. What did the plan call for? It was meant to be a blessing. “But it called ultimately …

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Michele Bachmann Warns: Pre-Printed Ballots Could Be Smuggled In From China, Stored In Minnesota Barns

“So could you have a more perfectly framed scenario for fraud? So in this kind of scenario, it’s entirely possible that you could have ballots already filled out. In fact they could be printed in China. They could be routed through various countries so you can’t detect them. Make their way into Minnesota, be in a barn somewhere. Until after …

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Limbaugh Applauds Trump’s “Masterful” Tax Avoidance

“One thing, he’s an expert at moving money around to avoid paying taxes, and he’s really an expert at making those who loan him money as vulnerable as he is. They can’t call the loans on him. They’d go down the tubes if he does. So he’s a master at this. “These tax returns show that he is a master …

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Joe Rogan Spreads “Chinese Lab” Lies About COVID

“There is more evidence that it comes out of a lab in Wuhan. That it somehow or another when they were doing these — because you know there is a level 4 lab in Wuhan. “Bret Weinstein, who is also a biologist, was on my podcast, he was explaining — I’m not, I would butcher it if I went into …

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Scamvangelist Plans To Tongue Trump Into Winning

“On this show, we’re going to only do two things. We’re going to pray perfect prayers with perfect faith. And the only way to do that is to pray in supernatural languages. And we’re going to allow the Holy Spirit to prophesy. “I can tell you this: If enough Christians pray in tongues, this country can turn around. I know …

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Anne Graham: God Is Just About Done With America

“The United States has repeatedly shaken its fist in God’s face, removing his name everywhere from schools to the government. When you do that, God just backs away. God gives us over to ourselves, and I believe that is where we are right now; it really is the judgment of God. America has a window of opportunity to return to …

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Village People Frontman Threatens To Sue Media Orgs “Or Anyone Else” Who Says “YMCA” Is About Gay Sex

Out Magazine reports: The heterosexual frontman for the Village People wants you to know the iconic song “YMCA” is not about illicit gay sex, warning he’s going to sue anyone who suggests otherwise. “I will sue the next media organization, or anyone else, that falsely suggests Y.M.C.A. is somehow about illicit gay sex,” Victor Willis warned via Facebook, later adding …

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Bachmann: Biden Will Turn Us Communist In 100 Days

“This is a revolution in the street. It parallels communist takeovers in nation after nation for the last 103 years. This is a communist revolution and take over in our streets, and really Joe Biden is the nonessential candidate. “From his party’s perspective, they don’t care who’s at the top of the ticket because what they know is that 100 …

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Daily Wire Host: Fill The Seat Just To “Trigger The Libs”

“I don’t care that Amy Barrett’s a woman. I don’t think a woman needs to replace RBG on the Supreme Court. I don’t think a woman needs to have it all. You know, needs to have this very intense career and have a total family life. “I don’t think you have to do that. But they do, and she did …

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Joe Rogan Sorry For Lying About “Left-Wing” Arsonists

Mediaite reports: Podcast host Joe Rogan issued an apology on Friday afternoon, after he spread a debunked report about forest fires being started in Oregon by “left-wing people.” The host of The Joe Rogan Experience made his initial comments about the false conspiracy theory, which gained traction on social media, Thursday — claiming that in Oregon “they’ve arrested left-wing people …

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Limbaugh: Despacito Is A Hispanic Song For Perverts

“So it’s 8 o’clock last night — despite telling the press that Biden was in the building, nobody’s seen him. “Then when he did come out, he pulled his phone out, and he played a strange Hispanic song on the phone. I don’t know what he was doing backstage — learning how to use the phone? I don’t know if …

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Alan Dershowitz Files $300 Million Suit Against CNN

Law & Crime reports: Harvard Law professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz on Tuesday filed a lawsuit against CNN, claiming the cable news network, together with their hosts and panelists, intentionally created a false narrative about what the famed criminal defense attorney argued while defending the president during impeachment proceedings earlier this year. Dershowitz’s allegations stem from news coverage of his argument …

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QAnon Nutbag Threatens To Expose Town Officials As “Pedophiles” For Backing Face Mask Mandate [VIDEO]

The Charleston Post & Courier reports: For many, it seemed the logical and proper thing to do: extend for two months a policy requiring people to wear face masks in certain public places. But others opposed Mount Pleasant’s mask ordinance, arguing that people were wearing masks anyway, that expert opinion on their effectiveness in limiting COVID contagion is questionable, and …

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Christian Site: When Witchcraft Gives You The Flu

Jennifer LeClaire writes for Charisma News: When I was writing my first book on Jezebel, I got sick six times in the course of a year. Yes, six times! I was hardly over one cold or flu before I got another cold or flu. This was especially unusual since I hadn’t had as much as a sniffle in the five …

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GEORGIA: Opponent Of GOP/QAnon Racist Drops Out

The Associated Press reports: The Democratic candidate for an open U.S. House seat in Georgia dropped out of the race Friday, clearing a near-certain path to victory for a QAnon-supporting Republican contender who has been criticized for her incendiary comments. Democrat Kevin Van Ausdal bowed out of the race against Marjorie Taylor Greene for “personal and family reasons,” his campaign …

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Preacher Threatens To Sue After Daughter Was Sent Home By School Over “Homosexuality Is A Sin” Shirt

The Christian Post reports: An outspoken Christian preacher and activist is accusing his daughter’s school of violating her First Amendment rights by forcing her to change out of a shirt proclaiming that “homosexuality is a sin.” He is contemplating legal action. Brielle Penkoski, the daughter of Rev. Rich Penkoski, attends Livingston Academy, a public high school in Livingston, Tennessee. During …

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Michele Bachmann: Transgender Marxists Want To Elect Biden, Turn US Communist, And Create Digital Currency

“Just like Black Lives Matter, this is not a new movement either. On their website, these are transgender Marxists, transgender Black Marxists who are seeking the overthrow the United States and the dissolution of the traditional family. “This is exactly what a communist revolution looks like. They think they’re going to do it by electing Joe Biden. “And then once …

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FDA Rejects Treatment Pitched By MyPillow Nutbag

CNN reports: The FDA has rejected a submission from Phoenix Biotechnology Inc. to market oleandrin as a dietary supplement ingredient, citing “significant concerns” about the safety evidence the company presented. Last month, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, who recently joined the board of Phoenix Biotechnology and has a financial stake in the company, said he had participated in a July meeting …

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Limbaugh: Fauci’s COVID Warning Is Voter Suppression

“Guess who’s back in the news, ladies and gentlemen? Dr. Fauci is back in the news. He is saying that the United States has an ‘unacceptably high level’ of COVID-19 cases going into the fall. “Now, why all of a sudden is Dr. Fauci piping up? Let me explain it to you. They have to keep scaring you, so that …

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Hairdresser: Pelosi Was Set Up And I Have The Receipts

From a statement issued by the hairdresser’s lawyer: In response to press inquiries on the matter, Mr. DeNardo can confirm that he indeed did provide professional stylist services to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (CA) on August 31, 2020, at the “eSalon,” located at 2288 Union Street in San Francisco, California. Mr. DeNardo, at all times, took all requisite safety measures …

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