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Conspiracy Theorist Sentenced To Nine Years For Shooting Conspiracy Theorist Jack Burkman In The Ass

The Washington Post reports: A man who worked as an investigator for conspiracy theorist Jack Burkman [photo above] will serve nine years in prison for shooting and wounding his ex-boss in a complicated plot involving a fake FBI exposé. Kevin Doherty, 46, said little as Judge William T. Newman Jr. sentenced him Monday for malicious wounding and use of a …

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Pat Robertson: GHWB Only Launched The First Gulf War After I Told Him God Told Me It Would Be Successful

Speaking today on The 700 Club, Pat Robertson declared that George H.W. Bush only launched the first Gulf War after Robertson assured him in person that God had said it would be a success. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “He was in the Oval Office and just at that time, his representative in Geneva had been meeting with …

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Indian Police Seek Two American Evangelicals For Aiding Missionary Killed By Remote Tribe, Both Fled Country

The Christian Post reports: Indian police have said that they now believe two American evangelicals helped missionary John Allen Chau reach the North Sentinel island in the Andamans, where he was killed last month. Dependra Pathak, head of police in the Andaman and Nicobar islands, said that there are no signs of Chau’s body. “We are investigating the role of …

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NASHVILLE: Kid Rock Threatens To Commandeer Xmas Parade After Firing, Doesn’t Commandeer Xmas Parade

Variety reports: Kid Rock was fired from his role as grand marshal of the Nashville Christmas Parade Friday night, following a morning appearance on “Fox & Friends” in which he called Joy Behar a “bitch.” But associates are insisting he still plans to lead the parade, booted or not. Bryan Lewis, the attorney for Steve Smith, Kid Rock’s business partner …

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Pence Posts Photo With Cop Wearing #QAnon Patch

The Miami New Times reports: Vice President Mike Pence arrived at Fort-Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport just after noon on Friday. He was greeted by a Broward Sheriff’s Office SWAT team that included one cop in a #QAnon conspiracy-theory patch. #QAnon is, of course, the batshit-insane, 4Chan-based conspiracy theory that claims Donald Trump is secretly fighting a war with Special Counsel Robert …

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Far-Right Extremist Laura Loomer Handcuffs Herself To Twitter’s Door In Protest Of Her Banning For Assholery

NBC News reports: Far-right activist Laura Loomer handcuffed herself to Twitter’s New York City headquarters on Thursday afternoon to protest the company’s banning her from the social media platform. Loomer’s account on Twitter was removed a week ago after she posted a tweet criticizing Minnesota Rep.-elect Ilhan Omar, a Democrat, and her Muslim faith, calling Omar “anti Jewish” and pro-Sharia …

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Limbaugh: I Might Run For WH When Trump Is Done

From the far-right World Net Daily: After years of saying he would never run for any political office, radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh is now open to the possibility, even if it’s the White House. “I’m not flat-out saying no. I’m gonna have to reassess it at some point,” Limbaugh said in the final moments of his broadcast when a …

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Christian Group Demands Justice For Killed Missionary

Via press release: We here at International Christian Concern are extremely concerned by the reports of an American missionary being murdered in India’s Andaman and Nicobar Islands. Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends. A full investigation must be launched in this this murder and those responsible must be brought to justice. Every day, new …

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Franklin Graham: Trump Is A Defender Of Christianity

Axios reports: Evangelical leader Franklin Graham, son of the late Billy Graham, tells “Axios on HBO” why he supports President Trump, who has been accused by multiple women of sexual misconduct and has previously bragged about his extramarital affairs. “Now people say ‘Well Frank but how can you defend him, when he’s lived such a sordid life?’ I never said …

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Christian Missionary Killed By Reclusive Tribe Recently Toured With Liberty Counsel President Mat Staver

Australia’s News Corp outlet reports: The death of an American missionary on an ultra-isolated Indian island has cast a rare and unwelcome spotlight on the Sentinelese, thought to be the world’s most reclusive hunter-gatherer tribe. But it’s not the first time the fiercely territorial tribe has attacked intruders. John Allen Chau, 27, is just the latest victim to be killed …

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Todd Starnes: Parents Are “Beyond Furious” At Macy’s

Fox News radio host Todd Starnes writes: There was a time when the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade was a family-friendly affair filled with marching bands, super-sized cartoon balloons and Santa Claus. But these days the department store chain is more interested in using its nationally-televised parade to promote a specific agenda. Hundreds of parents reached out to me — and …

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Townhall Columnist Liz Crokin: Hollywood Celebrities Set California’s Wildfires To Cover Up Their Pedophilia

“This man [actor Rainn Wilson], I started doing some research on him. Guess what? He’s involved with a charity in Haiti. Any celebrity that is involved with ‘work’ in Haiti, you had better believe they’re involved in child sex trafficking, okay? So the guy who openly talks about cannibalism, eating babies, and raping babies and who just happens to be …

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Kentucky Gov Blames Mass Shootings On Zombies

“It starts with everything from the kind of entertainment that we focus on. What is the most popular movie? I mean, seriously, what’s the most popular topic that seems to be in every cable television network, for example? Television shows are all about, what? Zombies! Seriously! I don’t get it. I really don’t understand that. I was never a big …

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Christian Prophet: Demonic Eric Holder Is Posting Mind Control On Twitter To Activate Assassins To Kill Trump

“He changed his Twitter background to you see him standing there with his arms crossed in front of JFK’s grave site and he’s got his hands together with his two fingers, like he is giving a code. People aren’t stupid. It looks like there is something being given off in the spirit by what he is doing. These guys have …

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TEXAS: Hillary Clinton Restored To History Curriculum

The Dallas Morning News reports: The State Board of Education has voted to keep Hillary Clinton, Helen Keller and several other historical figures in the Texas curriculum. The board first voted to cut Hillary Clinton in September when they took up the curriculum changes. The board voted 12-2 to keep Clinton with Republicans Pat Hardy of Fort Worth and Geraldine …

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Megachurch Pastor John Lindell: “Yoga Is Demonic”

USA Today reports: A pastor of an Assemblies of God megachurch recently took aim at yoga, saying it has “demonic roots” and warning Christians to avoid the popular activity. Pastor John Lindell told the attendees of James River Church in Ozark, Missouri — which has a congregation of about 10,500 – that the positions in yoga were “created with demonic …

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Jerome Corsi Hints At Imprisonment By Mueller

From the right wing Daily Caller: Journalist Jerome Corsi cryptically suggested he could be in legal jeopardy in the Mueller investigation during an at-times emotional appearance on his web show Thursday. “Thank God I’m still with the family, right now. I plan to be the rest of my life,” Corsi said during an hour-long broadcast of his web show. “Don’t …

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Christian Prophetess: Tuesday Was A Red Wave Because God Had Secret GOP “Scouts” Pretend To Be Dem Reps

“I can let you know God does have a plan with the red tsunami. And yes, it did happen. And no, I will not repent for saying that because God has not repented and he knows his plan and what that means to him. The red tsunami did happen. Those who represented the blue, some of those Democrats do not …

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“Death To Non-Christians” GOP Rep Wins Reelection

The Hill reports: Republican state Rep. Matt Shea, who published a manifesto calling for “war” against enemies of Christianity, was reelected in Washington state. Shea, a six-term legislator, won with 58.3 percent of the vote, defeating his Democratic challenger by a comfortable margin. In a manifesto he published and distributed titled “Biblical Basis for War,” Shea calls for the end …

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Christian Facebook Group Behind Billboard Hails Trump For “Proving That The Real Racists Are Not White”

Make The Gospel Great Again’s mission statement: MGGA exists to help spread the truth of God’s great champion on earth – President Donald Trump. The Lord anointed Mr. Trump to bless America, and we live out our faith by following him. Donald Trump has already won many victories for Jesus by stopping abortions, telling the truth, proving that the real …

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