Crackpots

Vaseline Woman: “They Messed With The Wrong Bitch”

“We just had such a huge movement going into election day, so to watch these people – these evil bastards. Can I say that here, is that alright? To watch them steal this in broad daylight, and if they think they are going to get away with it, they messed with the wrong bitch! Okay?” – Kari Lake, speaking to …

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Ben Shapiro Has The Marriage Equality Super Sadz: Those Gays Plan To Impose Their Beliefs On Everybody

“Everybody who is pretending that this was the endpoint of the same sex marriage movement, the endpoint of the LGBTQ, minus, plus, divided by sign movement, is going to be same sex marriage, is dead wrong. “It is very clear that the goal here, the goalposts keep moving. They keep moving because in the end, what the LGBTQ plus, minus, …

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Glenn Beck Editor: The Marriage Bill “Codifies Slavery”

“Unofficially, it also codifies slavery for the red states, to make it clear that henceforth they are going to be beholden to whatever new licentious hotness of the day California and the blue states come up with. “Fun fact. Even when this was a very strong Judeo-Christian nation, the reality is there was never anything technically, legally stopping a state …

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Foghorn Leghorn: Musk Has “Oranges Like Beachballs”

Mediaite reports: Louisiana Republican Sen. John Kennedy had high praise indeed for Twitter’s Elon Musk this week, praising his courage in releasing the “Twitter Files” info, which has gone to select journalists in chunks over the last couple of weeks. “That’s why I appreciate what Elon Musk has done so much,” said Kennedy. “He’s taken a very courageous stand for …

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Mike Lindell Challenges RNC Chair To Debate [VIDEO]

“I haven’t talked to Ronna – it’s probably been a couple of years – because I believe she went against me when I was trying to get all the attorney generals to stand up and fix at the Supreme Court level. “And she went out there right away and said, ‘Biden won fair and square! Biden won!’ And I was …

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Cameron Vows To Sue Libraries Over Jesus Story Hour

“One of the things I love about our country is its commitment to the sharing of knowledge and the free expression of ideas. That is why I’m excited to bring Brave Books Story Hour to public libraries across the country. “Unfortunately, though many of these libraries gladly hosted the ‘Drag Queen Story Hour,’ several have refused to let me read …

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Fauci Shrugs Off Elon Musk’s Call To Prosecute Him

The Independent reports: Dr Anthony Fauci, the outgoing director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases who helped steer the country through the early stages of the Covid-19 pandemic, brushed off criticism from Twitter’s Elon Musk on Monday. Dr Fauci, who has faced hostility from conservatives for years due to his support of public health measures to limit …

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Elon Musk: “My Pronouns Are Prosecute/Fauci”

Newsweek reports: Twitter CEO Elon Musk declared on Sunday that his “pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci,” taking aim at the top immunologist. Musk’s early morning tweet about Dr. Anthony Fauci, the soon-to-be retired chief medical adviser to President Joe Biden, is the latest case where the billionaire has won praise from conservatives on the social media platform. In his tweet, the billionaire, …

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Vaseline Woman Files “Declare Me The Winner” Lawsuit

NBC News reports: Kari Lake, the GOP candidate who lost Arizona’s governor race in November, filed a lawsuit Friday challenging certification of the state’s election results and seeking a court order that declares her the winner. The 70-page lawsuit from Lake, a prominent election denier and Trump ally, contains numerous inaccuracies about the election won by Democratic Gov.-elect Katie Hobbs, Arizona’s …

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Cameron: The Pilgrims Fled A “Woke Mob” In England

“These were people who faced times that were much darker than what you and I are facing in America today. Political darkness during the time of the pilgrims in England was at an apex, you would have thought they would have completely given up hope. “They were being run out of the country by a woke mob and what did …

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Newsmax Host Calls Griner “Drug Addict Wokester”

“So Biden is sitting there bragging about the worst US foreign policy decision in my lifetime. This is on par, in my lifetime, with abandoning our soldiers in Benghazi to die at the hands of terrorists. “Unspeakable evil will happen now that Viktor Bout is back into the world. You traded a non-violent pothead wokester WNBA America-hating hippie for one …

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Vaseline Woman: Yes, “Terminate The Constitution”

“I agree with him on that. Can you imagine our Founding Fathers, what they went through to help bring about this great nation, seeing what happened in 2020, and really seeing what’s happening now in 2022, just saying, ‘OK, well, I guess it didn’t go our way, I guess they cheated, we know they rigged the elections, and they put …

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Kirk Cameron: Libraries Refused My Jesus Story Time

Fox News reports: With a new children’s book out that celebrates family, faith and biblical wisdom, actor-writer-producer Kirk Cameron cannot reach scores of American children or their families in many U.S. cities via the public library system because over 50 public libraries have either outright rejected him or not responded to requests on his behalf. Many of the same libraries …

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Newsmax Host Backs Trump’s Call On “Terminating”

Media Matters has the transcript: I will not condemn what President Trump said. In fact — well, look, let me point out what’s happening here. Donald Trump believes that he won the 2020 election. I happen to agree with him in large part. I think there were huge problems with that election. What we’re learning right now – if you’re Donald Trump, you can absolutely understand the way he feels. And it only …

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QAnon Nutbags Claim Kirstie Alley Was Murdered

Vice News reports: On the QAnon message board the Great Awakening, members concluded that the sudden nature of Kirstie Alley’s death was a clear sign that her death was part of a global plot to silence critics of the COVID vaccines. “I wholly believe the [deep state] has a way of dosing people with poisons that create aggressive cancers,” one …

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Kanye West Calls On Jewish People To “Forgive Hitler”

Rolling Stone reports: Less than a week after Kanye West praised Adolf Hitler in an interview with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, West – flanked by white supremacist Nick Fuentes – sat down with Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes to demand that Jewish people “forgive Hitler.” “Jews should work for Christians,” West told McInnes. “I’ll hire a Jewish person in a …

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SCOTUS Rejects QAnon Lawsuit Against Dominion

Law & Crime reports: The U.S. Supreme Court this morning declined to take up a case where a group of voters sued a private and prominent voting machine company under the statute that authorizes federal civil rights lawsuits to be filed against government agents and state actors. In an orders list, with no discussion or noted dissent, the nation’s high …

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Cultists Fail To Stop Staten Island Drag Event [VIDEO]

The Staten Island Advance reports: Protestors had their say Saturday in Livingston opposing a “Drag Story Hour” at the Staten Island Children’s Museum, but their jeers had little effect. In fact, the event’s organizer, Yun-Hee Proffit, said the protest, led by local artist Scott LoBaido [photo], achieved the opposite of its intended effect reinforcing their drive to host the events …

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Musk Rips Trump For Call To “Terminate Constitution”

The Hill reports: Twitter CEO Elon Musk blasted former President Trump’s call to terminate the Constitution over his unfounded claims of mass electoral fraud in the 2020 presidential election. “The Constitution is greater than any President. End of story,” Musk wrote on Twitter, which he has now pinned to the top of his profile. Trump’s post came one day after …

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Kanye West Suggests Musk Is A “Half Chinese” Clone

Mediaite reports: Anti-Semitism-spouting entertainer/entrepreneur Kanye West surfaced on social media Sunday night to post a bizarre rant about Elon Musk and former President Barack Obama. How we got here: On Thursday, West appeared to reach rock bottom in his descent into anti-Semitism when he performed essentially an extended infomercial for Hitler on Alex Jones’s show. On Sunday, West popped his virtual head up …

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