Crackpots

Breitbart has the latest infighting deliciousness: Thursday on his radio show, while discussing his appearance on CNN, radio talker Glenn Beck took aim at former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) on the heels of Wednesday’s rally against the Iran nuclear deal near the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C. in which they both made appearances. Beck said, “Don Lemon brings up Sarah …

“I am deeply moved by all those who prayed for me. All I can say is that I am amazed and very grateful. I am enjoying spending time with my husband, my family, and my three dogs. I have also been spending time reading boxes of letters expressing support and prayers from people around the country. I haven’t even made …

JMG reader Rick points us to editorial cartoonist Steve Sack, who succinctly tears down the asinine Kim Davis/Rosa Parks comparisons today for the Minneapolis Star-Tribune.

It totally makes sense that proven compulsive lying liar David Barton has been chosen to head a Ted Cruz super-PAC. Bloomberg reports: The super-PAC, Keep the Promise PAC, is the umbrella for a group of related pro-Cruz political committees that raised $38 million in the first half of the year, more than the super-PACs supporting any other candidate with the …

Buzzfeed reporter Davis Mack tweets: “#KimDavis to return to work Monday, lawyers say. Spent today reading fan mail.” In a follow-up tweet, he quotes Davis: “I am heartened that God’s people are not huddled up in a corner, but they are standing strong.” How many of those letters include a check? Below is the full photo. (Tipped by JMG reader …

Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and a cavalcade of clown car crackpots are rallying outside the US Capitol in protest of the pending Iran deal. At this writing Cruz is onstage ranting about Kim Davis, which somehow has something to do with nuclear weapons. Because Jesus, probably.

“Since we are beginning to see violations of constitutional rights based on objections to homosexuality as marriage, I believe there’s a clear precedent for establishing sanctuary cities for authentic, lawful, man/woman marriage. Think about how great life would be in those cities. After all, unlike the defiance of immigration law, these cities would be upholding the actual law under our …

Pat Robertson today acknowledged the now-famous past of Kim Davis, saying, “She’s not exactly that champion we’d all want to stand up for our beliefs but nevertheless she did it and she’s the heroine of the piece.” Robertson went on to declare that Christianity has now been criminalized in the United States and anybody who says they follow Jesus will …

An amusing sort-of remix. Just watch.

Loony tune Rabbi Yahuda Levin, who has claimed that God sent Hurricane Sandy to destroy New York because of gay marriage, says that he is super jealous of Kim Davis. From the wingnut LifeSiteNews: “On a theological basis, I am absolutely jealous of this woman, every minute she sits in prison to honor God’s name she obtains an immense heavenly …

Nutjob Rep. Louie Gohmert is attempting to derail the Iran deal with a House bill that would reclassify the pending agreement as a treaty. Yesterday Glenn Beck announced that Gohmert has told him that if his bill is approved, he won’t seek reelection. Glenn Beck: “I just got an email from Louie Gohmert. He said, ‘Last week I announced to …

The 80s rock band Survivor is threatening to sue Mike Huckabee and/or Kim Davis for using their smash single Eye Of The Tiger today as Davis exited her Kentucky jailhouse. Billboard reports: It might be Kim Davis’ favorite hype-up song, but Survivor says it did not grant the embattled Kentucky county clerk the rights to use “Eye of the Tiger” …

Watching the live stream, you could see a very frustrated Ted Cruz pacing back and forth in a holding pen off to the side of the Kim Davis stage. The New York Times tells us what went down: The rally Tuesday had been scheduled before it was known whether Ms. Davis would be released. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas, also …

“If you are a Christian, if you are a true follower of Jesus Christ…something something something…revolution!”

Talk about empty promises – Mike Huckabee just offered to go to jail in place of Kim Davis, who sobbingly took the stage with her husband Joe Davis to warn the crowd that Jesus is totally being all Judge Judy on them. Mr. Davis prepared for this nationally televised event by sporting a straw hat and overalls from the Hee …

Hate-filled homocon horcrux Robert Oscar Lopez is ever so pissed about the jailing of Kim Davis, which should never have happened because because all gay men are pedophiles. He writes: While Kim Davis languishes in a Kentucky jail, Terry Bean is roaming free, at large, with full reign to sodomize more desperate teenage boys and meet with President Obama on …

Kentucky’s Carter County has ordered the closures of five schools today because the 3PM Kim Davis hate rally might bring too much traffic for parents and school buses to transport students home. So ridiculous. Let’s spin it this way: Why does Mike Huckabee want to deprive children of an education?

Clip recap: “Anti-Christian persecution begins. Members of The American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property travel to Kentucky and find avid support for Kim Davis, a county clerk who was unjustly jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to homosexual couples.”

The Associated Press reports: Supporters of a Kentucky county clerk jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses brought their fight to Northern Kentucky, protesting Monday outside the home of the federal judge who’s jailed her for contempt. About two dozen people, including ministers from Kentucky and North Carolina, demanded Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis be freed, saying she shouldn’t be …

Flip Benham, the crackpot nutcase loony tunes father of those failed reality show twins, has issued a press release which announces that he and fellow Christianists will today descend on the home of federal Judge David Bunning to call for his arrest in the name of Jesus. Or something. It reads: Christians from across the nation will converge on the …