Crackpots

Raging spittle-flecked Breitbart columnist John Nolte, who likes to post swastikas on rainbow flags, is feeling VERY INSULTED by a bag of corn chips. He writes: Frito-Lay announced Thursday that for a limited time Doritos will come in rainbow colors to show support for the LGBT community. Sales will go to It Gets Better, a non-profit group started by the …

The Liberty Counsel’s unbroken losing streak remains intact as the Sixth Circuit Court has YET AGAIN told Kim Davis to suck it regarding her incessant stay demands. Equality Case Files has the latest smackdown below.

The Doritos Outrage Machine is off to a quick start after the brand announced its partnership with the It Gets Better Project on a line of rainbow-hued Cool Ranch chips. Leading the Whiny Brigade so far are Twitchy and Free Republic, where commenters are wailing about perversion, Jesus, AIDS, and – because of course – Obama. The real fun won’t …

According to this video featuring lunatic Pastor John Hagee, God is lining up celestial objects in order to warn America that if the Iran deal is approved, he’s just gonna kill the fuck out of everybody. Hagee, you may recall, has declared that God sent Hurricane Katrina to destroy New Orleans because of Southern Decadence.

“There has perhaps never been a media outlet more of a mouthpiece for the far-left’s assault on American values than the New York Times. They have championed the sexual revolution, cheered the abortion industry responsible for the death of over 55 million unborn Americans, and led the push for gay ‘marriage.’ I am sick and tired of this far-left assault …

The next Kim Davis may be Alabama probate Judge Nick Williams, who has filed a motion with the state Supreme Court in which he demands the right not to officiate at same-sex weddings, which are a “license to engage in sodomy.” AL.com reports: Williams filed the petition for declaratory judgment or protective order in light of the recent jailing of …

It was no surprise that Mike Huckabee got last night’s Kim Davis question during the main GOP debate. But really, giving that question to the looniest anti-gay nutjob on the stage (close runner-up: Ted Cruz) is the best thing we could have hoped for.

Even Ann Coulter’s supporters dropped their jaws last night when she unleashed these tweets.

“Five far-left ideologues posing as Supreme Court Justices danced around the Constitution, arrogantly declaring their opinion a ruling on a law. They opined they know better than nature and Nature’s God in matters of marriage. And the next thing you know Kim Davis was in the slammer. I suppose then, we should overlook that it is unconstitutional for judges to …

The Christian network CBN today published a video interview with Donald Trump in which the narrator mentions Trump’s now-infamous refusal to cite any verse from his alleged favorite book. Then there’s a cut to Trump saying this: “There’s so many things that you can learn from it. Proverbs, the chapter ‘never bend to envy.’ I’ve had that thing all of …

Notorious British homocon and raging misogynist Milo Yiannopoulos is writing for Breitbart these days and today he explains why he “went gay,” why women are inherently less intelligent, why the female orgasm is a myth, and why sex robots will replace the need for girlfriends. Seriously. Here’s a sample: “Most of the reason I went gay is so I didn’t …

As Kyle Mantyla notes, we’re pretty sure this would have made national news if it had ever happened. Staver: “Kim has received just horrible death threats, even from ‘The View,’ amazingly. They called her a monster on national television, one of them said that someone ought to go kill her. This is on a major network. That was on ‘The …

Yesterday Donald Trump held a fundraiser for a veterans group on the deck of the USS Iowa in California. Last night Rachel Maddow revealed that the “group” is actually just one guy in South Dakota and that it has $30 in the bank. Raw Story recaps: MSNBC host Rachel Maddow exposed the “veterans group” using an appearance by Donald Trump …

As I reported last month, Anchorage is taking yet another run at an LGBT rights bill. At last night’s initial hearing, a local woman who declared herself to be the “representative of the lord Jesus Christ” waved a tampon and a bible during her testimony. Because reasons. The audio is somewhat out of sync in the clip, but the batshittery …

Jim Bakker, who served five years in federal prison on an original sentence of 45 years for wire and mail fraud, is these days hawking years-long supplies of End Times food rations. Which must mean he’s not getting raptured. Anyway, take it away Right Wing Watch: “The Bible says they’re going to eat their arms, the Bible says they’re going …

During today’s viewer questions segment, Pat Robertson gave advice on how to “surrender to authority” in order to be able to speak in tongues. Robertson: “You’re saying ‘fill me, fill me, fill me’ – then in the fullness of your spirit comes an unutterable gushing and bahalla klaatu barada nikto mushu eep opp ork ah-ah Jesus!”

The Liberty Counsel has filed a motion with the Sixth Circuit Court which claims that since the gay couples who sued Kim Davis have now gotten their licenses, her office doesn’t have to issue any more. The Associated Press reports: U.S. District Court Judge David Bunning wrote that his mandate to issue licenses applied to all couples, not only those …

Just another little item for her to stew on over the weekend. Equality Case Files has the latest smackdown from Judge David Bunning: In her Motion, Davis suggests that the Court could easily stem the tide of litigation by simply ordering Governor Beshear and Commissioner Onkst to remove her name and authorization from the marriage license form. While this is …

The heavily-armed Oath Keepers militia tonight announced that upon the request of the Liberty Counsel, as an organization they will not be defending Kim Davis from a potential rearrest by federal marshals. However, if any individual Oath Keepers want to show up anyway, Oath Keepers wish they wouldn’t, but that’s up to them. From a statement published on their website: …

The Huffington Post reports: Anti-gay marriage clerk Kim Davis is about to get a rude awakening in her hometown. Non-profit organization Planting Peace just erected the above billboard in Davis’ hometown of Morehead, Kentucky. The message is plain and simple — if Davis is going to use Biblical rhetoric to justify her opposition to same-sex marriage, she might want to …