Crackpots

“Eyes roll back and violent mayhem ensues as a Voodoo demon of Python tries to take over Bob Larson’s seminar!”

Hate group leader Austin Ruse writes at Breitbart: Huckabee showed a bit of frustration with the issue of defunding Planned Parenthood because he wants much more. He invoked the 42 years since Roe V. Wade and said he intended to raise the personhood of the unborn child in the Constitution. He also made a pitch to overturn judicial supremacy. “I …

The Slate recaps last night’s show: “I think everyone should love whoever they want,” Colbert said. “So, I was miffed when Kentucky County Clerk and forehead magnate Kim Davis refused to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. But I also felt bad for her when that judge sent her to jail and even worse when she was sentenced to send …

Kim Davis has switched her party affiliation, doubtlessly to earn even greater applause when she receives her Martyr For Jesus Award tonight at Duggar Fest 2015. Reuters reports: “My husband and I had talked about it for quite a while and we came to the conclusion that the Democratic Party left us a long time ago, so why were we …

Kentucky county clerk Casey Davis is jealous of all the attention being heaped on Kim Davis (no relation, allegedly), but so far he hasn’t gotten the chance to turn any gay couples away. Casey Davis says he is willing to accept the same consequences as Kim Davis. He says he’s fully prepared to deny marriage licenses to gay couples. So …

Ted Cruz opened his Values Voter Summit speak today with some lame jokes about Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton before launching into a predictable rant about all the things he’ll do as president, including repealing Obamacare, stopping Common Core, and putting the fear of Christ Himself back into the judiciary. The audience went wild at all of his talking points, …

Brian Tashman writes: Rafael Cruz believes that his son, Texas senator and presidential candidate Ted Cruz, is on a divinely inspired mission to overturn the city of Houston’s nondiscrimination ordinance. The elder Cruz, who also serves as a campaign surrogate for his son’s campaign, is not just upset that Houston approved an ordinance protecting LGBT people from discrimination, but is …

Once again Bill Donohue is furious with the “intolerant” owner of the Empire State Building, who has rejected his demand to light up in honor of tomorrow’s papal visit. “The Empire State Building will not light its towers tonight in honor of Pope Francis. Instead, it will acknowledge the opening night gala of the New York Philharmonic. In doing so, …

Add Todd Starnes to the list of whackjobs who don’t know that the rainbow Doritos promotion ended last week after selling out in 24 hours. Today Starnes took to Fox radio to declare that he’s boycotting Frito-Lay until they stop donating to a “bunch of Godless sickos who bash Christians.” You know, the sickos trying to end LGBT youth suicides …

According to loony tune Rep. Louis Gohmert, having an openly gay head of the US Army will send a signal to the Muslim world that the United States endorses pedophilia. Seriously. Tony Perkins, of course, agrees.

The Liberty Counsel’s batting record STILL stands at 0.000.

Shortly after President Obama told Pope Francis that the United States cherishes religious liberty, Mike Huckabee posted the above tweet with an attached Vine video which juxtaposes Obama’s words over the mugshot of Kim Davis. In other news, Huckabee knows what Vine is.

Yesterday Kim Davis told ABC News that she not only has gay friends, she’s personally denied them a marriage license.  The search for these alleged friends is now on. First, let’s hear from Kentucky Equality: Does Kim Davis have gay friends whom she has denied marriage licenses as she claimed to ABC’s Good Morning America? Are you one of her …

From Oklahoma City’s NBC affiliate: Zayde, like most kids in Pre-K, is learning how to read and write. And like his mom, Alisha, Zayde is a lefty. “From picking things up to throwing things, to batting, to writing, to just coloring you’d do at home with him, he’s always, always used his left hand,” Alisha Sands said. That was until …

Another Kim Davis interview is out this afternoon and this one is with Todd Starnes, so of course it’s Chock-Full-O’Jesus. Starnes writes: Mrs. Davis is a follower of the Apostolic Christian faith and a devoutly religious woman. She is uncomfortable in the public spotlight. “I’ve been called Hitler, a homophobe, a hypocrite — words I didn’t even use when I was …

Mike Huckabee has gone a Twitter tirade against Obama’s White House guest list for the papal visit, calling it “classless” and “disrespectful.” He went further on Fox News last night, saying that inviting openly gay people to meet the pope is like setting up an open bar at a meeting for Alcoholics Anonymous. Wut?

Good Morning America this morning aired their interview with an always sobbing Kim Davis, who says that she’s prepared to return to jail and that God is the only authority she obeys. Davis added that the licenses issued since her release from jail “are not valid in God’s eyes.” Oh, and she TOTALLY has gay friends. Via ABC News: “What …

Ted Cruz appeared on The Late Show last night where Stephen Colbert attempted to get him acknowledge some inconvenient facts about Ronald Reagan. And then, of course, things turned to gay marriage. NBC News reports: “It’s a matter of compromising,” Colbert said. “Will you be willing to compromise with the other side?” Cruz did not say yes, though he did …