Crackpots

By now you’ve probably seen the whackadoodle Facebook video in which Pastor Joshua Feuerstein screams and rants about how much Starbucks hates the Blessed Baby Jesus. This afternoon Feuerstein appeared on CNN where he got an EPIC smackdown from radio host Pete Dominick. Watch and enjoy.

“Victoria had been sexually abused and had two children out of wedlock. Her ancestors performed blood sacrifices to an ancient South American Demon. The demon leaves with violent resistance!”

This morning Mike Huckabee spoke at the “religious liberty” convention organized and hosted by Pastor Kevin Swanson, who has called for executing gay people because Jesus. (As have at least two other speakers scheduled to appear.) Right Wing Watch has the transcript from the clip below: “Here’s what the president should do, and if I were president this is what …

Douchenozzle homocon and Breitbart columnist Milo Yiannopoulos is backing a disgusting Change.org petition launched yesterday which calls on LGBT organizations and media outlets to “drop the ‘T’ from LGBT.” The anonymously authored (how brave!) petition, which comes in the wake of the Houston vote, begins: We are a group of gay/bisexual men and women who have come to the conclusion …

There aren’t any Christmas trees or snowflakes on this year’s holiday cups at Starbucks. Therefore, according to Breitbart, the coffee giant hates the Blessed Baby Jesus and is subliminally telling all Christians to get screwed. All because this year’s cup is just plain red. They write: I asked Starbucks why, but they just sent me a “factsheet” with their latest …

“Thank you for your vote Tuesday. It was not enough to turn back President Barrack Obama and his giant coalition of unions, lobbies, money and the Washington Media. I will write more later. I have to go to a board meeting today. Thank you for allowing me to serve you and your families for 16 years. Sheila, my wife, and …

“Oooh babba hasha taya!” JMG reader Brian points us to the below post-election interview with Toledo mayoral candidate Opel Covey, who says she’s just going to stand back and let the Lord Almighty Himself proceed with his promised destruction of her city for allowing all of her votes to be stolen from her for the fifth time. “God has already …

Last month perennial Toledo mayoral candidate Opal Covey promised that God will destroy her city if the election were to be stolen from her once again. “Bahalaa asha tiyah tololo!” warned Covey, in an interview with Toledo’s NBC affiliate. So get ready Ohio: Incumbent Mayor Paula Hicks-Hudson, 64, who became mayor in February automatically as council president when Mayor D. …

Donald Trump had one of his patented meltdowns on CNN this morning, raging at host Chris Cuomo because the network failed to show the “yuuuge lines stretching to Park Avenue” at yesterday’s book signing at Trump Tower. Trump and Cuomo sparred for more than 20 minutes about polls and how everybody is being so terribly unfair to Donald Trump. By …

“Dear Joe, this is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write. Tonight the Homosexual Lobby, led by furtive long-haired men in warehouses, conspired to rob me of my Jesus-ordained seat on the Loudoun County board of supervisors. But I remain strong and will continue to fight the Gay Bill Of Special Rights. Won’t you please send me $10, $25, …

Rafael Cruz, who last week declared that gay activists want to legalize pedophilia, says that if Jeb Bush gets the nomination, Hillary Clinton will become president “and this country will be destroyed.” So Christians need to “take their country back!”

Speaking before the student body at Liberty University, loony tunes Rep. Louis Gohmert suggested an experiment in which four gay male couples and four straight couples are put on separate islands. “Then lets come back in 100 years and see which one nature favors.” Because dead gay people means Jesus is real. Or something. And if those four straight couples …

Franklin Graham was in Russia last week where he fawned over Vladimir Putin to the local media, praised Russia’s anti-LGBT crackdown, and accused gays of taking “other people’s children.” Right Wing Watch has a quote: “I have met the president [Obama] on several occasions. He’s a very nice person. But he supports and promotes policies that contradict the teachings of …

GRRR! Billionaire hulk AAANGRYYYYY! The book comes out tomorrow when there will be a signing at, where else, Trump Tower.

Pat Robertson is ever so unhappy that “sodomy has been enshrined into the US Constitution.” But even more unhappy is the Lord Almighty His Damn Self, who is going to perform some dark magic on the financial markets to punish us: “Now it’s a constitutional right for sodomites to marry each other. I don’t want the wrath of God to …

The Associated Press reports: The Supreme Court has rejected an appeal from a former lawyer for the state of Michigan who lost a defamation lawsuit filed by a gay student at the University of Michigan. The justices on Monday let stand a lower court ruling that upheld a $3.5 million jury award to Chris Armstrong, a former student government president. …

John Oliver appeared on CBS this weekend where he declared that he has no interest in interviewing Donald Trump. This afternoon Trump responded in typical fashion by falsely claiming that he’d rejected Oliver’s invitation to appear on his show. The Late Show immediately called him out on the lie on social media, but even if Trump’s supporters see that, they …

“HERO would impose new, and potentially ruinous liability on innocent citizens for alleged ‘discrimination’ based not on objective traits, but on subjective and unverifiable identities. HERO would further increase government interference in markets, potentially discouraging economic growth and job creation. And, as to issues surrounding ‘gender identity’ and ‘transgender’ teachers, students and employees, HERO could require education and employment policies …

“Here’s the bottom line for us today, I believe as we go forward in what we do next. We need to remember as we are facing the enemy, if you will, that the enemy that we are really up against we can’t see. Those that we can see are caught in the snares of deception and are being used as …