Crackpots

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: It is really difficult to know where to begin when cataloging all of the truly insane statements and conspiracy theories levied by radio host Alex Jones, who has talked about everything from how 9/11 and Oklahoma City were false flag operations to how juice turns kids gay and space lizards are running the …

The Washington Post reports: Donald Trump has threatened to charge CNN $5 million for his appearance in the next Republican presidential debate, which the network will host on Dec. 15 in Las Vegas. “How about we do this for CNN: I won’t do the debate unless they pay me five million dollars, all of which money goes to the wounded …

Scamvangelist Jim “Survival Buckets” Bakker today revealed the real reason that he and other Grifters-For-Jesus have been brought down by scandals and/or sent to prison. It was WITCHES what done them in! “All the demons in hell brought sex, drugs, women, whatever!” This secret plot was revealed to Bakker by an ACTUAL WITCH, you guys! Watch below.

The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse & Co-Prophet Of The End Times would like you to send him some money to compensate for his having to buy a new iPhone because the Illuminati are attacking the monetizaton of his YouTube channel. For realz, you guys! Watch below.

Texas Republican Party committee member Tanya Robertson wants to place a secession vote on the GOP primary ballot. The Houston Chronicle reports: Robertson, State Republican Executive Committee member for Senate District 11, which covers parts of Harris, Galveston and Brazoria counties, said she’ll present the resolution at the committee’s December 4 meeting in Austin, and that she already has support …

“Exorcist Bob Larson ministers to Nancy who was neglected as a child and developed hatred for her mother. She blamed God for the death of her father. Demons causes her to hate all men and destroyed several marriages. A demon of Murder who entered her at 9-years-old was hiding behind the evil spirits of Hate and Murder!”

A member of Survivor yesterday filed a lawsuit against Mike Huckabee for playing Eye Of The Tiger during the rally celebrating Kim Davis’ release from jail. Politico reports: Rude Music, operated by founding Survivor member and song co-author Frank M. Sullivan III, filed suit in an Illinois federal court Wednesday alleging that the former Arkansas governor violated a copyright in …

Refugee offspring Ted Cruz is ever so pissed that President Obama has criticized Republicans for wanting to keep out Syrian refugees. And he basically just about challenged the president to a fistfight. The Hill reports: “It is utterly unbefitting of the president to be engaging in those kind of personal insults and attacks,” Cruz said in Washington, D.C., in video …

A few days ago we learned that homocon horcrux Robert Oscar Lopez faces termination from California State University over charges that he retaliated against students that complained about him. And since NOM has absolutely nothing else to do these days, Brian Brown has launched a petition. Of course! He writes: Can you believe this?!! Whatever happened to concepts of “academic …

According to the website of former Rep. Allen West, that Charlie Sheen is HIV+ will be a recruitment tool for ISIS. Seriously. From the site: I must tell you this Sheen story has put me over the edge. No WONDER the Islamists of ISIS laugh at us. No wonder they call us infidels in our land of “prostitution and vice.” …

Well this certainly won’t win Robertson any new fans in Teabagistan. Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Pat Robertson has frequently warned that victories for LGBT equality will turn America into the biblical city of Sodom and therefore bring about God’s judgment. That made it all the more surprising when “The 700 Club” host alluded today to Ezekiel …

Within hours of the massacre in Paris, YouTube began to light up with dozens of claims that like 9/11, Newtown, and other mass killings, the attacks in France were an elaborate Illuminati hoax meant to further the creation of the New World Order. And grab your guns. Or something. Example below.

Anti-gay activist Robert Oscar Lopez faces termination from his professorship at California State University over charges that he retaliated against students who complained about him. The right wing Washington Times reports: A tenured, conservative Christian professor in California — who was raised by lesbian mothers but opposes same-sex marriage — is waiting to hear what action his university employer will …

Nutbag evangelist Christine Weick, whom we last heard from when she disrupted a Muslim event, is at it again. Hemant Mehta writes at Friendly Atheist: It’s common knowledge that singer Katy Perry, before becoming a pop star, was a gospel singer. It’s less well known that her parents are still preachers. Keith Hudson, her dad, recently did an interview with …

According to an End Times site, that President Obama posed for the cover of Out Magazine provides conclusive proof that he is gay. They write: In the Bible, God destroyed the twin cities of both Sodom and Gomorrah for the sin of homosexuality, and He did it by raining down fire and brimstone on them. The Bible also says that …

Today Ben Carson spoke at Dead Falwell University where he told the mandatory student assembly that Bernie Sanders’ plan for free community college would “hasten the destruction of America.” The Hill reports: “It becomes easy to swallow things. If you don’t understand our financial situation and someone comes along and says, ‘free college for everybody,’ they’ll say, ‘oh how wonderful,’ …

Faith Driven Consumer is exploiting the ridiculous Starbucks flap to promote the launch of this year’s Shopping For Jesus campaign. They write: “Starbucks is free to design cups and other materials as they see fit, and each consumer—driven by their values and ideals—will respond based on the relative appeal of these products. For those Faith Driven Consumers and others dissatisfied …

“It’s not the Holy Grail, folks. It’s a cranberry-colored, environmentally-friendly coffee cup. I stopped drinking Starbucks coffee years ago – back when their chief executive officer said he did not want to do business with people like me – a gun-toting, Bible-believing offspring of white privilege. So I figured – why spend my hard-earned money on a company that actively …

Walid Shoebat, father of genocide advocate Ted Shoebat, was paid $6000 to lecture New Jersey cops about terrorism. This despite the fact that the elder Shoebat has been found to have invented virtually every aspect of his supposed history as a Palestinian terrorist. From the Asbury Park Press: A purported “expert witness” on Islam known for his anti-Muslim and anti-gay views, …

Talking Points Memo reports: Ex-U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) warned Wednesday that Jesus is “coming soon,” making the task of converting the masses – particularly Jews – even more urgent. “We recognize the shortness of the hour,” Bachmann said in a radio interview with Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council. The duo recorded the interview during their …