Crackpots

“Exorcist Bob Larson ministers to Nancy who was neglected as a child and developed hatred for her mother. She blamed God for the death of her father. Demons causes her to hate all men and destroyed several marriages. A demon of Murder who entered her at 9-years-old was hiding behind the evil spirits of Hate and Murder!”

A member of Survivor yesterday filed a lawsuit against Mike Huckabee for playing Eye Of The Tiger during the rally celebrating Kim Davis’ release from jail. Politico reports: Rude Music, operated by founding Survivor member and song co-author Frank M. Sullivan III, filed suit in an Illinois federal court Wednesday alleging that the former Arkansas governor violated a copyright in …

Refugee offspring Ted Cruz is ever so pissed that President Obama has criticized Republicans for wanting to keep out Syrian refugees. And he basically just about challenged the president to a fistfight. The Hill reports: “It is utterly unbefitting of the president to be engaging in those kind of personal insults and attacks,” Cruz said in Washington, D.C., in video …

A few days ago we learned that homocon horcrux Robert Oscar Lopez faces termination from California State University over charges that he retaliated against students that complained about him. And since NOM has absolutely nothing else to do these days, Brian Brown has launched a petition. Of course! He writes: Can you believe this?!! Whatever happened to concepts of “academic …

According to the website of former Rep. Allen West, that Charlie Sheen is HIV+ will be a recruitment tool for ISIS. Seriously. From the site: I must tell you this Sheen story has put me over the edge. No WONDER the Islamists of ISIS laugh at us. No wonder they call us infidels in our land of “prostitution and vice.” …

Well this certainly won’t win Robertson any new fans in Teabagistan. Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Pat Robertson has frequently warned that victories for LGBT equality will turn America into the biblical city of Sodom and therefore bring about God’s judgment. That made it all the more surprising when “The 700 Club” host alluded today to Ezekiel …

Within hours of the massacre in Paris, YouTube began to light up with dozens of claims that like 9/11, Newtown, and other mass killings, the attacks in France were an elaborate Illuminati hoax meant to further the creation of the New World Order. And grab your guns. Or something. Example below.

Anti-gay activist Robert Oscar Lopez faces termination from his professorship at California State University over charges that he retaliated against students who complained about him. The right wing Washington Times reports: A tenured, conservative Christian professor in California — who was raised by lesbian mothers but opposes same-sex marriage — is waiting to hear what action his university employer will …

Nutbag evangelist Christine Weick, whom we last heard from when she disrupted a Muslim event, is at it again. Hemant Mehta writes at Friendly Atheist: It’s common knowledge that singer Katy Perry, before becoming a pop star, was a gospel singer. It’s less well known that her parents are still preachers. Keith Hudson, her dad, recently did an interview with …

According to an End Times site, that President Obama posed for the cover of Out Magazine provides conclusive proof that he is gay. They write: In the Bible, God destroyed the twin cities of both Sodom and Gomorrah for the sin of homosexuality, and He did it by raining down fire and brimstone on them. The Bible also says that …

Today Ben Carson spoke at Dead Falwell University where he told the mandatory student assembly that Bernie Sanders’ plan for free community college would “hasten the destruction of America.” The Hill reports: “It becomes easy to swallow things. If you don’t understand our financial situation and someone comes along and says, ‘free college for everybody,’ they’ll say, ‘oh how wonderful,’ …

Faith Driven Consumer is exploiting the ridiculous Starbucks flap to promote the launch of this year’s Shopping For Jesus campaign. They write: “Starbucks is free to design cups and other materials as they see fit, and each consumer—driven by their values and ideals—will respond based on the relative appeal of these products. For those Faith Driven Consumers and others dissatisfied …

“It’s not the Holy Grail, folks. It’s a cranberry-colored, environmentally-friendly coffee cup. I stopped drinking Starbucks coffee years ago – back when their chief executive officer said he did not want to do business with people like me – a gun-toting, Bible-believing offspring of white privilege. So I figured – why spend my hard-earned money on a company that actively …

Walid Shoebat, father of genocide advocate Ted Shoebat, was paid $6000 to lecture New Jersey cops about terrorism. This despite the fact that the elder Shoebat has been found to have invented virtually every aspect of his supposed history as a Palestinian terrorist. From the Asbury Park Press: A purported “expert witness” on Islam known for his anti-Muslim and anti-gay views, …

Talking Points Memo reports: Ex-U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) warned Wednesday that Jesus is “coming soon,” making the task of converting the masses – particularly Jews – even more urgent. “We recognize the shortness of the hour,” Bachmann said in a radio interview with Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council. The duo recorded the interview during their …

By now you’ve probably seen the whackadoodle Facebook video in which Pastor Joshua Feuerstein screams and rants about how much Starbucks hates the Blessed Baby Jesus. This afternoon Feuerstein appeared on CNN where he got an EPIC smackdown from radio host Pete Dominick. Watch and enjoy.

“Victoria had been sexually abused and had two children out of wedlock. Her ancestors performed blood sacrifices to an ancient South American Demon. The demon leaves with violent resistance!”

This morning Mike Huckabee spoke at the “religious liberty” convention organized and hosted by Pastor Kevin Swanson, who has called for executing gay people because Jesus. (As have at least two other speakers scheduled to appear.) Right Wing Watch has the transcript from the clip below: “Here’s what the president should do, and if I were president this is what …

Douchenozzle homocon and Breitbart columnist Milo Yiannopoulos is backing a disgusting Change.org petition launched yesterday which calls on LGBT organizations and media outlets to “drop the ‘T’ from LGBT.” The anonymously authored (how brave!) petition, which comes in the wake of the Houston vote, begins: We are a group of gay/bisexual men and women who have come to the conclusion …

There aren’t any Christmas trees or snowflakes on this year’s holiday cups at Starbucks. Therefore, according to Breitbart, the coffee giant hates the Blessed Baby Jesus and is subliminally telling all Christians to get screwed. All because this year’s cup is just plain red. They write: I asked Starbucks why, but they just sent me a “factsheet” with their latest …