Crackpots

GOP Rep: Maybe This Is An Escaped Chinese Bioweapon

“I think it’s worthy of investigation, not that they [China] intentionally released it. I can see them working on some type of chemical and biological warfare and have it escape, have it get out. Again, I don’t think they would want it going around the world, also, starting in China. “Again, who knows? I don’t think so. I think more …

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Larry Klayman Sues China For $20 Trillion Over Virus

From the far-right World Net Daily: $20 trillion. Or $20,000,000,000,000. Plus “other relief the court may deem just and proper.” That’s what a class-action lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Texas is demanding from China for allowing the coronavirus to spread from the city of Wuhan around the world, forcing unprecedented restrictions on public life …

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Trump’s Approval Rating Slides Amid Virus Crisis

Gallup reports: As the COVID-19 pandemic hits the U.S. and President Donald Trump’s impeachment acquittal becomes a distant memory for Americans, his 44% job approval rating is down five percentage points, and back to where it was before the Senate acquitted him on the House’s impeachment charges. The latest reading is from Gallup’s March 2-13 poll, which was conducted as …

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Oprah Fires Back At Insane Claims By #QAnon Nutbags

Heavy.com reports: Oprah Winfrey became the No. 1 trend on Twitter on Tuesday night, with numerous reports claiming her house in Boca Raton, Florida, was being raided, and that she had been arrested on sex trafficking charges. The problem with these claims going viral online is that none of it is actually true. The conspiracy theory surrounding Oprah started with …

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Fox News Host: SF Is Under Lockdown Because It’s A “Big Gay Town” Full Of Compromised Immune Systems

“San Francisco has just ordered everyone to shelter in place, just to say, ‘Stay in your apartment. Don’t leave your apartment unless you need to go out to a grocery store or to a pharmacy or to a doctor’s.’ Why are they doing that? Why is San Francisco the first to do that? Because they’ve got all the gay guys …

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Scamvangelical Kenneth Copeland: Hatred Of Trump Broke Down The “Divine Protection” From Coronavirus

“This disease called COVID-19 will be over much sooner than you think. Christian people all over this country praying have overwhelmed it. ‘Give me all the glory, saith the spirit of grace. And many, many people will come to know me through it. I am still Lord over this nation and I am on the throne and faith in me …

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Christian Site: It’s High Season For Spiritual Witchcraft

Jennifer LeClaire writes for Charisma News: From Lent until Resurrection Day every year—then again in May, the month of Mary—we see believers around the world suffering from the wicked effects of spiritual witchcraft. That’s because many sincere people around the world—and probably in your city—are exalting Mary in this season. Many are lighting candles, worshipping Mary or hailing Mary—and what …

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Scamvangelist Who “Laid Hands” On Trump: The Virus Is A Secret Plot To “Kill Off Many People With Vaccines”

“All these churches that are allowing themselves to come down to 250 [congregants], guess what? When you try to meet again, you ain’t gonna be able to meet again. They are going to keep you at 250 because you gave up ground. You gave up ground. Whatever ground you give up because of fear, you will give up permanently. “Because …

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Alveda King On Fox: It Seems This Is Biological Warfare

“In my prayer, I say, ‘God is this you doing this for judgment?’ And then I went to Psalms 2, and it says, ‘The rulers and the kings of the Earth get together and plot and do certain kinds of things.’ “So – evil people – it seems as though biological warfare was involved in this to some degree. I’m …

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Tennis Legend And Anti-LGBT Activist Margaret Court: The Blood Of Jesus Protects My Church From The Virus

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: Margaret Court is now the pastor of Victory Life Centre, a Christian church in Perth. They have no plans to close services as a result of the coronavirus, and a message on her website shows just how far Court is willing to take her religious delusions. “We are in agreement that this [COVID-19] …

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Anti-LGBT Hater “Activist Mommy” To Divorce Over Husband’s “Adultery, Pornography, Sexual Immorality”

From the Facebook page of Elizabeth Johnston: This is not an announcement I ever hoped to make, but life sometimes throws you huge curve balls. My husband and the father of my ten children, has been repeatedly unfaithful to me, as well as psychologically and emotionally abusive, bringing an end to our marriage of 22 years. After repeatedly taking him …

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Bible Museum: All Our Dead Sea Scrolls Are Fake

National Geographic reports: On the fourth floor of the Museum of the Bible, a sweeping permanent exhibit tells the story of how the ancient scripture became the world’s most popular book. A warmly lit sanctum at the exhibit’s heart reveals some of the museum’s most prized possessions: fragments of the Dead Sea Scrolls, ancient texts that include the oldest known …

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Limbaugh: We’re Shutting Down Over “The Cold Virus”

“We’re shutting down our country because of the — the cold virus, which is what coronaviruses are. This is COVID-19, the 19th version of the coronavirus. We’re shutting it — can you imagine our enemies watching this? You think the Chinese are not laughing themselves silly over how easy this has been? And it continues. This has been easy. “Can …

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Scamvangelist Calls For Fasting In Order To “Stretch Out God’s Rod Of Authority And Rebuke The Virus”

Just in from the loony tunes Charisma News: Intercessory leader Lou Engle is calling the global church to a three-day “Esther Fast” in order “to take a stand against the destructive spread of the coronavirus,” he says in a newsletter. The purpose of the fast March 18-20 is “to humble ourselves, confess our sins and the sins of our nation …

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Brazil’s Bolsonaro Denies Reports He Tested Positive

Forbes reports: Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has denied he is infected with coronavirus after reports he tested positive during an initial test reportedly sent the White House into an emergency meeting about President Trump’s interactions with Bolsonaro at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday. According to Brazillian newspaper Jornal O Dia, Bolsonaro tested positive for coronavirus during initial tests, but is was still …

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TEXAS: Scamvangelist Joel Osteen Cancels Services

The Christian Post reports: Pastor Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church announced Thursday that all worship services are being canceled to help contain the coronavirus. After Houston, Texas, Mayor Sylvester Turner issued a health emergency on Wednesday for the city of Houston and Harris County following the area’s first possible non-travel related coronavirus case, the church decided to take safety precautions to …

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Jerry Falwell Suggests Virus Is North Korean Weapon

“You know, it’s just strange to me how so many are overreacting. The H1N1 virus, in 2009, killed 17,000 people. It was the flu, also, I think. And there was not the same hype. It was — you just didn’t see it on the news 24/7. And it makes you wonder if there’s a political reason for that. “It’s, you …

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New York AG Warns Alex Jones Over Fake Virus Cure

NBC News reports: New York State Attorney General Letitia James has warned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to stop selling fake coronavirus cures, according to a statement from her office released Thursday. James sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding Jones stop selling products such as toothpaste, dietary supplements and creams that make coronavirus claims via the website for InfoWars, Jones’ media company. …

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Scamvangelist Cures Coronavirus Through TV Screen

“Put your hand on that television set. Hallelujah. Thank you, Lord Jesus. He received your healing. Now say it: ‘I take it. I have it. It’s mine. I thank you and praise you for it.’ According to the Word of God, I am healed. “And I consider not my own body. I consider not symptoms in my own body, but …

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#QAnon Nutbag Liz Crokin: The Virus Is A Cover For The Military To Make Mass Arrests Under Martial Law

“I do believe that when these mass arrests happen that we will be in martial law for our own safety. I believe that the coronavirus, which the president of the United States and many doctors have said is no more serious than the flu, is the cover to put the country into lockdown. “Just like Italy is in lockdown—to possibly …

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