Crackpots

Ben Shapiro Gets Burned By BBC Host, Stalks Off After Ranting “I’m Popular And No One Has Heard Of You”

Splinter News reports: Ben Shapiro, the right-wing “thinker,” baby Hitler-defender and former toothbrush startup-endorser, rose to fame thanks to his combative, shrill interview style that promised TOTAL DESTRUCTION of any liberal talking point or talking head he encountered.  Unfortunately, as the old saying goes, if you live by the SICK BURN you die by the SICK BURN, and today the …

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Prophetess Opal Covey “Wins” Wrestling Debut [VIDEO]

Tongues-speaking political gadfly and self-proclaimed “prophetess” Opal Covey has run for mayor of Toledo, Ohio six times. And every time she loses she then declares that God will destroy the city because of voter fraud. Last night Covey, for reasons that remain unclear, made her pro wrestling debut against some overalls-clad bubba named Pain Train. As you’ll see in the …

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Star Parker: Equality Act Is Cultural Suicide Because Birthrates And Fertility Rates Are Now At Record Lows

The latest from right wing bloviator Star Parker: The House Judiciary Committee has voted out the Equality Act of 2019 (H.R.5). It now heads for a vote on the House floor with 240 co-sponsors, which means its passage is virtually certain. A bizarre list of behaviors will become legally protected and enshrined in a new America that will be the …

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Christian Webshow Host: The Colorado Mass Shooting Was A “Masonic Ritual Because 3 X 3 X 3=27” [VIDEO]

“I picked up on something quickly. Twenty seven. Two suspects, seven injured, that’s 27. And that’s 3 x 3 x 3. It was a Masonic ritual, a Masonic thing that took place today in Colorado. I guarantee you, there will be gun-control drums that’ll be beat over the next 24 hours, the rest of this week, somebody is going to …

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NYC Councilman Ruben Diaz Rages During City’s Sexual Harassment Seminar, Screams He Won’t Be A “Rat”

The New York Daily News reports: He may be a misogynist, but he’s no snitch. Bronx Councilman Ruben Diaz Sr. interrupted a mandatory City Council sensitivity session on Wednesday by loudly vowing never to report sexual harassment, lest he be a “rat,” several lawmakers in attendance told the Daily News. “He just started screaming and shouting out: ‘So we’re supposed …

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Far-Right Filmmaker Enters Dem Presidential Race To “Throw Intellectual Hand Grenade” On Debate Stage

“The Democratic Party has become the party of socialism, open borders and late term abortions. They’ve become so radicalized over the past several years that I feel compelled to try to bring some sanity into the discussion. So if you want to see me throw an intellectual hand grenade on the Democratic debate stage and hold them accountable, donate some …

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Texas GOP State Rep: Vaccines Are Communist Sorcery

NBC News reports: A Republican state legislator from Texas went on an extended Twitter rant on Tuesday, dismissing concerns over an ongoing measles outbreak in his state and calling vaccines “sorcery,” “dangerous,” and “self-enriching ‘science.’” Rep. Jonathan Stickland, who represents a state legislative district near Fort Worth, initiated his outburst on Twitter after a Houston-based pediatrician and vaccine scientist, Dr. …

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TOLEDO: Perennial Mayoral Candidate And “Prophetess” Opal Covey To Make Her Pro Wrestling Debut [VIDEO]

The Toledo Blade reports: Opal Covey is ready to rumble. Toledo’s self-proclaimed prophetess will step into the world of professional wrestling when she makes an appearance Thursday night for Extreme Chaos Wrestling. The independent promotion is holding its third no-holds-barred event at the Ohio Theatre and Event Center on Lagrange Street, and Ms. Covey has a match. Advertising from the …

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Christian Group: Extreme Weather Is Caused By Sin, The Solution To Global Warming Is For Man To Repent

“We’re talking here about what our environmentalist friends would call extreme weather. Everything is the fault of global warming to them: We’re going to have more droughts because of global warming; we’re going to have more extreme weather because of global warming; we’re going to have more cyclones because of global warming; we’re going to have more tornadoes because of …

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Christian “Prophet” Claims Satan Is Having Chemtrails Put Into The Atmosphere To Block “God’s Frequency”

“The chemtrails, all the spraying is to detract us from hearing God’s frequency. They are spraying aluminum and barium in the chemtrails and if you look on the periodic table—barium is BA, aluminum is AL; it spells BAAL. That’s deep. That’s no coincidence. We are literally walking antennas because we’ve been breathing the aluminum, we’ve been breathing the barium. We …

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Chuck Johnson’s Far-Right Troll Site Files Bankruptcy

Splinter News reports: The far-right news site GotNews filed a petition for federal Chapter 7 bankruptcy on April 24, court records show. The now-defunct site and its founder, Charles C. Johnson, were sued in federal court last year for misidentifying an innocent teenager as the driver of a car that killed Heather Heyer during the Unite the Right Rally in …

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Christian Site: Yoga Is Really “White Witchcraft”

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its examination of the threat of demons in swimming pools, has some thoughts about yoga. When people think of witchcraft, few think of the New Age. Yet …

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Far-Right Loon Laura Loomer Has Screaming Meltdown Over Facebook Ban: My Life Is Ruined, Alex! [VIDEO]

Remember a few months ago when far-right agitator Laura Loomer had a screaming meltdown after being banned by PayPal, ranting that they want her “homeless and dead”? A few days ago Loomer was also banned by Facebook and Instagram and yesterday she really outdid herself in an appearance on Infowars, screaming that her life has been “ruined.” Crooks & Liars …

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Christian Site: Witches Are Infiltrating Your Church

Charisma News, the site best known for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, and its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, returns today to their favorite topic. Witches are infiltrating the church right now at a level Christians have never seen before, says Andy Sanders. “I had several dreams …

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Moore Blames “Sleaze Campaign” For Sinking Fed Gig

Mediaite reports: Stephen Moore phoned into Fox Business on Thursday to give Neil Cavuto the first word about his decision to withdraw from consideration for the Federal Reserve Board. When asked about his decision, Moore blamed the “sleaze campaign” from critics and the media. He defended his past writings, saying “they were meant to be jokes,” but acknowledged that many …

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Evangelist Declares White House To Be “Holy Ground” And Commands “Demonic Networks To Be Scattered”

“We thank you for this wonderful White House, for our president, first lady, first family and administration. We declare it to be holy ground. I will bless the Lord at all times, and his praise shall continually be in my mouth. So as we thank you for the goodness, for the prosperity of our nation, for your blessing, for your …

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Scientology Cruise Ship Quarantined Over Measles

NBC News reports: A cruise ship with nearly 300 passengers and crew was ordered quarantined in the Caribbean port of St. Lucia after a case of measles was confirmed on board, island health officials said Wednesday. One female crew member has a confirmed case and St. Lucian authorities said they’ve been working in close consultation with the Pan American Health …

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Christian Activist Randall Terry: My Donations Shriveled Because I Attacked Mayor Pete But I Won’t Be Stopping

Anti-LGBT nutbag Randall Terry last appeared on JMG in Satan costume as a Mayor Pete stand-in gleefully lashed a man dressed as Jesus Christ. In today’s money beg, Terry makes in an interesting revelation: When we went after Islam – exposing it for what it is, using Muhammad’s own words – we lost nearly 2/3rds of our support base. They …

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Pastor Robert Jeffress: We Lost The Battle On Marriage But We Can Still Rescue Homosexuals From Deception

From the AFA’s OneNewsNow: The battle for marriage is over – and conservatives lost. That’s the frank assessment of one evangelical leader who says the fight now is to rescue people one at a time from deception. “I think a proper reading of culture right now is to understand that we have lost the war over ‘gay marriage,’ at least …

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Daily Beast Exposes Yet Another Jacob Wohl Scam

Will Sommer reports at The Daily Beast: Bumbling conservative provocateur Jacob Wohl pitched investors this spring on a scheme to use fraudulent news stories to manipulate political betting markets, according to a fundraising document obtained by The Daily Beast. The document indicates that Wohl attempted to raise $1 million to fund the Arlington Center for Political Intelligence, which he claimed …

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