Crackpots

Funny how this year-end hate money beg from Austin Ruse parrots that of Tony Perkins virtually word-for-word, huh? He writes: I have never seen anything quite like this. And 2016 may be worse — unless Christians like us get ready now. In 2015, radicals at the United Nations, Washington, DC (including the government), New York, Hollywood, big corporations, and every …

He really loves being America’s most notorious douchebag. Pitchfork reports: Last month, reports emerged that Wu-Tang Clan’s one-of-a-kind album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, had been sold for “millions.” Now, Bloomberg has revealed the buyer’s identity: Turing Pharmaceuticals CEO Martin Shkreli. Shkreli is the former hedge fund manager (and Collect Records associate) who made headlines this year for increasing …

“Donald Trump’s call to ban all Muslim immigration has caused anger and righteous indignation from Democrats and Republicans. Catholics and Baptists. But a good many folks across the fruited plain support Mr. Trump’s plan. Folks want to do whatever it takes to protect their families from the jihadists. If you move beyond the toxic politics – what Mr. Trump is …

GOP Virginia Del. “Sideshow” Bob Marshall, who failed in his 2014 bid for the US House despite an endorsement from Phyllis Schlafly, is back with more crazy talk. Via Blue Virginia: Well, now the Virginia General Assembly is gearing up for its 2016 session, and Sideshow Bob is baaaaack….with more crazy, hateful, bigoted legislation. This time, it’s HB77 on “sex …

Last week Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning met with Donald Trump and followed up that meeting with a promise to murder the families of any protesters that disrupt his church. And then piss on their graves. Today Pastor Manning would like you to know that watching pharmaceutical commercials will give you cancer. “I’ve noticed too many people getting sick …

“Anissa interrupted Bob Larson’s seminar with a dramatic, demonic manifestation. The trail eventually led to Jezebel and an even more powerful demon behind her!”

Yesterday the New York Times published a rare front page editorial in support of gun control. Wingnut commentator Erick Erickson responded in typically rational fashion by literally shooting seven holes in a copy of the paper.  JMG reader Joe directs us to the many amusing reactions on Twitter, one of which is below. Hit the link for many more.

File this one next to the pyramids story. Via ABC News: Addressing the Republican Jewish Coalition today, Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson told a story about how the Star of David came to be on the U.S. dollar bill. Only one problem: There’s no Star of David on the dollar bill. Carson was telling the story of wealthy Jewish …

Well, that didn’t take long. You knew we’d get blamed, right? “People are saying, ‘Why didn’t God prevent this?’ Look, we’ve for 45 years told God to leave us alone. Fifty-seven to sixty million babies aborted, now our Supreme Court has deviated from natural law to case law and we’ve redefined marriage. God forgive us for the murder of the …

Todd Starnes appeared on Fox this afternoon where he literally ripped up the “garbage” New York Daily News for its front page story calling out useless prayers by GOP leaders in the wake of the San Bernardino massacre. Starnes followed that up with a tweeted call for Macy’s and JC Penney to boycott the paper. WATCH: @toddstarnes rips controversial New …

Via Raw Story: Fox News legal analyst Peter Johnson Jr. warned that Wednesday’s mass killing in San Bernardino could be a “literal war on Christmas.” Speaking to Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy the morning after the shooting, Johnson advised that the “critical question” was would the incident be “whitewashed” as workplace violence. “There are cardinal characteristics, cardinal fingerprints of …

As with every mass shooting including last week’s attack in Colorado, YouTube is lighting up with claims that yesterday’s mass shooting in San Bernardino was a “false flag hoax” using “crisis actors” in order to further the Illuminati, establish a New World Order, grab everybody’s guns, and criminalize Christianity. It’s all been predicted in the bible, people! Or something! Also …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: It is really difficult to know where to begin when cataloging all of the truly insane statements and conspiracy theories levied by radio host Alex Jones, who has talked about everything from how 9/11 and Oklahoma City were false flag operations to how juice turns kids gay and space lizards are running the …

The Washington Post reports: Donald Trump has threatened to charge CNN $5 million for his appearance in the next Republican presidential debate, which the network will host on Dec. 15 in Las Vegas. “How about we do this for CNN: I won’t do the debate unless they pay me five million dollars, all of which money goes to the wounded …

Scamvangelist Jim “Survival Buckets” Bakker today revealed the real reason that he and other Grifters-For-Jesus have been brought down by scandals and/or sent to prison. It was WITCHES what done them in! “All the demons in hell brought sex, drugs, women, whatever!” This secret plot was revealed to Bakker by an ACTUAL WITCH, you guys! Watch below.

The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse & Co-Prophet Of The End Times would like you to send him some money to compensate for his having to buy a new iPhone because the Illuminati are attacking the monetizaton of his YouTube channel. For realz, you guys! Watch below.

Texas Republican Party committee member Tanya Robertson wants to place a secession vote on the GOP primary ballot. The Houston Chronicle reports: Robertson, State Republican Executive Committee member for Senate District 11, which covers parts of Harris, Galveston and Brazoria counties, said she’ll present the resolution at the committee’s December 4 meeting in Austin, and that she already has support …

“Exorcist Bob Larson ministers to Nancy who was neglected as a child and developed hatred for her mother. She blamed God for the death of her father. Demons causes her to hate all men and destroyed several marriages. A demon of Murder who entered her at 9-years-old was hiding behind the evil spirits of Hate and Murder!”

A member of Survivor yesterday filed a lawsuit against Mike Huckabee for playing Eye Of The Tiger during the rally celebrating Kim Davis’ release from jail. Politico reports: Rude Music, operated by founding Survivor member and song co-author Frank M. Sullivan III, filed suit in an Illinois federal court Wednesday alleging that the former Arkansas governor violated a copyright in …

Refugee offspring Ted Cruz is ever so pissed that President Obama has criticized Republicans for wanting to keep out Syrian refugees. And he basically just about challenged the president to a fistfight. The Hill reports: “It is utterly unbefitting of the president to be engaging in those kind of personal insults and attacks,” Cruz said in Washington, D.C., in video …