Completely Horrible People

Trump Lawyer Jenna Ellis: If Michelle Obama Is Feeling Depressed, It’s Because She Needs Lord Jesus [VIDEO]

“I think that this is more of an issue of Michelle Obama’s liberalism, because the Family Institute for Studies has shown that actually conservatives tend to be more joyful and more happy overall with their lives because we still believe in the pillars of society, which is the church and the family. “I would encourage Michelle Obama to go to …

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Trump Campaign Spox Implies Biden Is A Pedophile

“I love the fact that James Carville would point to the past debates of Joe Biden. Let’s be clear, that’s why he was last in all the polls during the debates. It was only South Carolina that saved him. “When you’re on a debate stage, you can’t reach out like Joe Biden has done so many times and said, ‘Please, …

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Limbaugh And James Woods Promote Fake AOC Tweet Calling For Longer Lockdown To Hurt Trump’s Chances

“Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, she had to pull this tweet down. But she didn’t pull it down before it was shared over 200,000 — 20,000 times, sorry. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted this a couple, three days ago: ‘It is vital that governors maintain restrictions on businesses until after the elections in November, because economic recovery will help Trump be re-elected. A few business …

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GoFundMe Halts “Intolerant” Candace Owens Money Beg For Alabama Man Who Called George Floyd “Thug”

The Hill reports: GoFundMe has suspended a fundraiser established by conservative activist Candace Owens for a café co-owner who called the late George Floyd a “thug,” saying her campaign violated its policies on “intolerance of any kind.” Owens had raised more than $200,000 for the Parkside Café in Birmingham, Ala., after co-owner Michael Dykes sparked backlash by insulting Floyd and …

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Shitbag Todd Starnes Behind “Empty Hospitals” Lies

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: The hashtag #FilmYourHospital trended on Twitter Sunday, encouraging people to travel to ​nearby hospitals and record video of the exterior to supposedly show that media coverage of chaotic and overcrowded hospitals ​is untrue. It appears that right-wing radio host Todd Starnes may have inspired the trend, although Starnes has not used the specific …

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Conway Blames De Blasio For NYC Coronavirus Spread

The New York Post reports: White House adviser Kellyanne Conway is blaming New York Mayor Bill de Blasio for making his city the epicenter of coronavirus spread in the US. “I’m not playing politics,” the counselor to President Trump told reporters Thursday, “but you have a mayor saying, ‘Look at me, I’m on the subway, go out on the town.’” …

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Twitter Bans Jacob Wohl’s Buddy For Coronavirus Lies

Will Sommer reports at The Daily Beast: Twitter suspended prolific smear merchant Jack Burkman on Thursday afternoon, after the blundering conservative operative sent tweets that threatened to incite a panic about coronavirus-related food shortages. Burkman, an attention-hungry lawyer who has teamed up with fellow bumbling trickster Jacob Wohl in the past to promote comically false smears against Democrats, wrote a …

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Junior Posts Instagram Meme Calling Romney A “Pussy”

The Daily Beast reports: Donald Trump Jr. posted a picture on Instagram calling Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) a “pussy” after the former GOP presidential candidate announced that he would be voting to convict President Trump on one of two impeachment charges. The picture featured Romney wearing high-waisted jeans, and was captioned: “Mom Jeans, Because you’re a pussy.” Trump Jr., who …

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Glorious Leader Spikes The Ball With Golfing Photo

The Hill reports: President Trump tweeted an image of himself playing golf on Saturday, as the impeachment trial against him draws close to an end. Trump rarely publicizes his golf outings, though he posted the picture after Senate Republicans voted Friday night to move the impeachment trial toward a close. The Senate voted 49-51, rejecting Democrats’ demands for additional witnesses …

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Michelle Malkin: Hollywood Emasculated Prince Harry

Michelle Malkin hits peak Michelle Malkin: Conservative commentator and alt-right defender Michelle Malkin is drawing mockery for declaring that Prince Harry is the latest victim of “SJW Hollywood feminism.” As the Duke of Sussex and his wife, Meghan Markle, continue to navigate the political fallout from their decision to step back as senior members of the British royal family, Malkin …

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Junior Brandishes Machine Gun With Hillary On Ammo

The stochastic terrorism is relentless: President Trump’s son Donald Trump. Jr. on Sunday shared a picture of himself on Instagram holding an AR-15 style rifle featuring a magazine with an illustration of former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton behind bars. The rifle is also adorned with the image of a cross symbol used amid the Crusades. The Instagram post featured …

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Trump: If New York And California Want My Help With Their Homelessness Problem, They Must “Ask Politely”

Politico reports: President Trump on Saturday went after New York and California over homelessness, saying the states’ governors should call him if they “can’t handle” the issue. “If their Governors can’t handle the situation, which they should be able to do very easily, they must call and ‘politely’ ask for help. Would be so easy with competence!” the president continued. …

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Trump Campaign Launches “How To Ruin Xmas” Site

The Washington Post reports: Trump’s campaign has launched a new website aimed at helping Trump supporters win arguments with their relatives during the holidays. The site, snowflakevictory.com, includes videos of Trump campaign officials coaching Trump supporters on how to argue with “liberal snowflakes” about several issues, including impeachment. “Impeaching President Trump has always been an election tactic,” campaign adviser Mercedes …

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WH Defends Trump’s Attack On Late Democrat

Mediaite reports: White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham defended President Donald Trump’s attacks against late Rep. John Dingell, who has been dead for almost a year, saying that his implied comments about the Democratic Congressmen being in hell were just an example of him “riffing” and “counterpunching.” During Trump’s Michigan rally on Wednesday night, he lashed out at Dingell after …

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Potomac Conservancy Blasts Tucker Carlson’s “Thinly Veiled Racist Beliefs” After “Dirty Immigrants” Claim

Via press release from the Potomac Conservancy: There’s a time to speak truth against ignorance and to stand up for our values – and that time is now. In a widely-shared interview with The Atlantic yesterday, Tucker Carlson abhorrently blamed immigrant communities for making the Potomac River “dirtier.” We at Potomac Conservancy, a nonprofit land trust and leading clean water …

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MONGOLIA: Junior Shoots Endangered Sheep, Meets With President, Gets Retroactive Permission For Slaying

ProPublica reports: The rocky highlands of Central Asia, in a remote region of Western Mongolia, are home to a plummeting population of the largest sheep in the world, the argali. The endangered species is beloved for its giant curving horns, which can run over 6 feet in length. On a hunting trip this August, Donald Trump Jr. shot and killed …

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Evangelist: God Killed Cummings For Opposing Trump

“We know the Bible. You’ve got a leader [Cummings] that has been in office for over 30 years, that opened the door on unfettered abortion in this country. “His civil rights icon status was a joke because he did nothing to bring rights to his people; all he did was divide, all he did was play the race card. He …

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Sandy Hook Dad Wins $450,000 Defamation Judgment

The Wisconsin State Journal reports: A Dane County jury on Tuesday decided a village of Oregon conspiracy theorist must pay the father of a boy killed in the 2012 Sandy Hook shootings $450,000 for falsely claiming that the father circulated fabricated copies of his son’s death certificate. James Fetzer must pay Leonard Pozner, whose son, Noah, 6, was the youngest …

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Stephen Miller Trends On News Of Human Girlfriend

Raw Story reports: Vice President Mike Pence has hired a former Homeland Security official as his new spokeswoman, but social media users were more interested in another detail in her biography. Pence tapped Katie Waldman, a former DHS spokeswoman under Kirstjen Nielsen and then communications director for Sen. Martha McSally (R-AZ), as his press secretary, and the NBC News report …

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The Chosen One Trolls Gillibrand For Dropping Out

The Washington Examiner reports: President Trump went into full troll mode Wednesday evening as the Democratic presidential primary field continued to thin. He took to Twitter to spike the football about Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, New York Democrat, dropping out, paying her … a compliment – if meant. As someone promptly pointed out on Twitter, Mr. Trump had previously disparaged the …

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