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Louisiana House Votes To Criminalize Abortion Pills

The Washington Post reports: The Louisiana House on Tuesday passed a bill that classifies the two drugs used to induce an abortion as “controlled dangerous substances.” Abortion opponents hope the measure, now on its way to Gov. Jeff Landry, will be a template for conservative states trying to end the procedure. If S.B. 276 is signed into law as expected …

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One Million Moms Vs “Destructive To Children” KFC

Via press release from hate group leader Monica Cole: Kentucky Fried Chicken’s new “$10 Tuesdays” commercial includes insinuated profanity that conservatives are finding completely unnecessary. The ad praises their food, of course, and also brags about their $10 Tuesdays deal as part of their “Taste of KFC Deals” campaign. Then the commercial ends soon after the insinuated but obvious profane …

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Evangelicals Attack “Satanic Heretic” Pope For Telling “60 Minutes” That Humans Are “Fundamentally Good”

The Christian Post reports: Pope Francis drew scorn and accusations of heresy on social media Sunday for maintaining during his recent “60 Minutes” interview that the human heart is “fundamentally good.” Responding to interviewer Norah O’Donnell’s question regarding what gives him hope when he looks at the world, the pontiff said “everything,” and then went on to list examples of …

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MO Sec Of State Candidate Hit With Cease-And-Desist Notice By Sony Over Music In “Weak And Gay” Video

The Meidas Touch reports: Sony has sent a cease and desist letter to Missouri GOP Secretary of State candidate Valentina Gomez for using one of their songs in her homophobic campaign video. Gomez has been posting homophobic videos including one burning LGBTQ library books and others repeating “don’t be weak and gay.” In their cease and desist letter, David Przygoda, …

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Kirk: Biden Will Fake A New Pandemic To Hurt Trump

“The Joe Biden regime was analyzing this data, analyzing this data, analyzing this data, analyzing this data, and they realized that the lawfare not working. “And remember, two weeks ago, we got all that news of motions to dismiss and delayed without any further notice, and the documents case is not gonna come in, and Jack Smith has to have …

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Trump Doubles Down On “Death To LGBTQs” Pastor

“Pastor Mark Burns is running for Congress in South Carolina’s 3rd Congressional District, and has been with me from the very beginning of our Movement to Make America Great Again. In Congress, Mark will help me Secure the Border, Stop Illegal Immigration, Uphold the Rule of Law, Grow the Economy, and Protect and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. …

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Moms For Liberty Founder Sent Husband Prowling For Threeways: “Don’t Come Home Until Your Dick Is Wet”

The Sarasota Herald Tribune reports: A newly surfaced memo from a Sarasota Police investigator described numerous text messages between Christian and Bridget Ziegler where the two were “on the prowl” for a female sexual encounter at different bars, according to records obtained by the Herald-Tribune. In the memo, SPD investigator Angela Cox described seeing messages where Bridget would direct Christian …

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Catholic League: “The NFL Sides With Anti-Catholic Bigotry” By Disavowing Kicker’s Sexist, Anti-Gay Rant

Via press release from hate group leader Bill Donohue: May 17, 2024 Mr. Roger Goodell, Commissioner National Football League 345 Park Avenue NY NY 10154 Dear Mr. Goodell: NFL senior vice president Jonathan Beane addressed the commencement speech by Kansas City Chiefs’ player Harrison Butker as follows: “Harrison Butker gave a speech in his personal capacity. His views are not …

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Louisiana To Mandate Ten Commandments Classroom Posters In All Schools, Colleges That Get Public Money

The Louisiana Illuminator reports: Louisiana is closer to becoming the first state that requires all schools that receive state money to display the Ten Commandments in each classroom. Legislation with that edict gained approval Thursday from the Louisiana Senate and is on its way to the House for apparent final approval. The bill’s proponents believe a recent U.S. Supreme Court …

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One Million Moms Vs “Disgusting” Ritual Vitamins

Via email from hate group leader Monica Cole: The Ritual corporation offends conservative parents in its newest vitamin commercial, “Trace Like a Motherf*cker.” The company is bringing awareness to its transparent approach to the traceability of product ingredients in its vitamins, but its current approach to advertising takes an unnecessary and inappropriate turn. At first, this vitamin commercial shows a …

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Mike Johnson Unveils Billy Graham Statue In US Capitol

The Christian Post reports: Faith leaders and politicians on both sides of the aisle gathered to honor the late evangelist Billy Graham as a sculpture paying tribute to the North Carolina native was unveiled at the U.S. Capitol. Hundreds attended a private ceremony revealing the 7-foot statue, which will be part of the National Statuary Hall Collection and installed in …

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Fox Host Who Told NBA Superstar To “Shut Up And Dribble” Lavishes Praise On NFL Kicker Harrison Butker

“Harrison Butker decided to use this occasion to say something that mattered. Doing what the left pretends to support, speaking his truth. Now it’s easy to forget, in our social media obsessed, materialistic world, we all fall into it, including myself, … that Heaven is really what we as Christians should be striving for here on earth. “It’s certainly easy …

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Sales Of NFL Kicker’s Jersey Soar As Cultists Applaud

Kansas City’s CBS affiliate reports: Amid reaction to Harrison Butker’s now-viral commencement speech at Benedictine College on Saturday, the placekicker seems to have gained new fans in the process. According to NFL.com, Butker’s jersey sales are among the most popular online. Only Travis Kelce rated higher than Butker, with Mahomes coming in right behind the star from Georgia Tech. Additionally, …

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Evangelical And Tony Perkins: God Has Sent Record Number Of Tornadoes Over The US Stance On Gaza

“April was the second-largest of month of tornadoes in US history. There was 300 tornadoes, most of them at the end of April when Joe Biden for forcing, putting pressure on Israel to ceasefire. Secretary of State Blinken was in and out of Israel. They were talking about stopping a weapons transfer and putting a tremendous about of pressure on …

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Mike Johnson: Shopping At Target “Dishonors God”

“When Americans are silent, we are playing right along with the deception that is destroying the lives of many young people. What we have is not our own. God has entrusted you with the resources to buy food, clothing, the necessities of life. “Do you think He would really want you sending that to an entity that uses the profits …

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Bill Donahue: Kamala Is “Low Class” For Using F-Word

Via press release from hate group leader Bill Donohue: Yesterday, Kamala Harris spoke before an Asian American organization, saying, “We have to know that sometimes people will open the door for you and leave it open. Sometimes they won’t, and then you need to kick that f**king door down.” She then descended into her proverbial cackle. What changed? The Kamala …

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NFL Disavows Kicker’s Anti-LGBTQ, Sexist Speech

The Daily Beast reports: The NFL wants to make it clear that, unlike a certain Kansas City Chiefs kicker, they do not believe that women belong solely as homemakers, nor that LGBTQ+ people constitute “the deadly sins.” Harrison Butker gave a speech in his personal capacity,” Jonathan Beane, the NFL’s senior vice president and chief diversity and inclusion officer, told …

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Walsh: Native Americans Don’t Deserve Their Own Land

Media Matters has the transcript: The very fact that they supposedly have the authority to ban the governor of South Dakota from entering wide swaths of South Dakota is just ridiculous. I mean, it’s just — it’s a farce. OK? The whole thing. The whole Indian reservation thing is absurd. Like, can we just be — can we be done …

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Evangelicals Plot To Enlist Trump In Criminalizing Porn

CNN reports: For the past several weeks, witnesses in Donald Trump’s hush money trial have evoked a chapter of his past when the adult entertainment industry helped him brandish an image as a Manhattan playboy. If some of the former president’s allies get their way, a second Trump term would put that industry on the ropes – and potentially its …

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Dr. Stabby: Communists Have Taken Over Teachers Unions And Are Indoctrinating Students “Under Cover”

“A lot of the stuff you see going on like gaining control of the school systems and the teachers unions, so you can indoctrinate the kids, gaining control of the media and Hollywood, so that you can manipulate the thinking of the people, driving wedges between parents and children, taking authority away from parents, it’s going on and on. People, …

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