Christianists

The Kansas City Star reports: Kansas Rep. Mark Samsel said “God works in mysterious ways” when confronted by law enforcement officers over a bruise he allegedly gave a student while he was substitute teaching in April, according to a newly-released court document. The Wellsville Republican faces three misdemeanor battery charges involving two approximately 16-year-old victims from an April 28 incident …

Via email from hate group leader Tony Perkins: Joe Biden’s Pentagon isn’t interested in warriors. It wants social justice warriors. That was abundantly clear last week when a Space Force commander in Colorado was relieved of his duties for sounding the alarm about the “toxic” new trainings on critical race theory in the ranks. “They’re rooted in Marxism,” Lt. Colonel …

Just in from hate group leader Monica Cole: It’s apparent that even toy manufacturers are attempting to indoctrinate children by exposing them to the LGBTQ lifestyle. Why can’t LEGO let kids be kids instead of glamorizing a sinful lifestyle? LEGO is confusing our innocent children by attempting to normalize this lifestyle choice, which is not only irresponsible but also dangerous …

The Dallas Morning News reports: Texas is poised to let home-schooled students compete in public school sports and other extracurricular activities, after the Senate advanced the proposal in one of its closest votes this session. The bill passed 16-14 on Saturday and now goes back to the House, where representatives can accept the Senate’s changes or convene a conference committee …

Via email from hate group leader Monica Cole: Some consumers may be shocked to find out Etsy.com is no longer a family-friendly website. Etsy is selling graphic nude photos and sex toys including sex dolls. Etsy has become an adult themed store by including everything a fantasy store would sell. The site doesn’t ask for age verification before viewing nude …

“There’s prophets of great magnitude speaking everywhere right now, but yet they attack them. The groups that represent abominations before the Lord, the LGBTQ—whatever they call themselves, plus whatever they add—attacking prophets. “You’re ripping the mantles of prophets, and you’ve determined your time of falling. However you treat the mouth of God, it determines your future. It’s a dangerous thing …

Pat Robertson’s CBN News reports: Minnesota-based realtor Matt Moore, who is a Christian, said Friday he is allowing his real estate license to expire due to his beliefs on LGBT issues. “My current broker will not allow me to continue working under her if I continue to speak publicly about LGBTQ+ issues,” he told Faithwire. Moore first announced the development …

“There’s a lot of people touching many of God’s true and choice servants. They better be careful because God will not acknowledge certain things that he’s calling to or put within their office. It’s a dangerous place, okay? And some of you might get leprosy.” – Self-proclaimed prophet and Trump cultist Hank Kunneman. PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Kunneman rages at evangelicals …

The New Hampshire Union-Leader reports: A Sunday school teacher was arrested at Thursday night’s Timberlane Regional School Board meeting moments after she and several other unmasked attendees showed up to demand an end to a school mask mandate. The abrupt end to the 7 p.m. in-person meeting happened shortly after Atkinson resident Jackie Wydola watched as police arrested her mother, …

Southern Baptist leader Albert Mohler has written a 2500-word diatribe against Lego’s new Pride Month toy set. An excerpt: Is it true that a child playing with this new “Everyone is awesome” Lego set is going to feel affirmed? If that child, for instance, is nonconventional in sexual orientation, as someone represented even in an ambiguous way by this set …

From the “Christian consumer” outfit 2nd Vote: Have you ever thought that eating glitter for breakfast might be a good idea? If so, Kellogg’s has the product for you. The new “Together” cereal features heart-shaped Froot Loops with a coating of edible sparkles to promote LGBT “Pride” Month – and fund one of America’s most anti-free speech organizations. If you’ve …

Via email from hate group leader Tony Perkins: The Left is tearing down mainstream values — brick by brick! Lego, the latest company to pander to the woke, just decided to test the waters with a rainbow set of “LGBTQIA+” figures. “Everyone is awesome!” the iconic toy company tweeted with a picture of the pack, which also boasts a transgender-flag …

“Homosexuals have like a three times as much suicide as heterosexuals. And then you go into transgender and it just continues to go up. It’s a very destructive lifestyle. It’s 20 years less that a homosexual lives than a heterosexual. And you know, cigarettes take an average of seven years off your life. So homosexuality is three times worse than …

The Birmingham News reports: Gov. Kay Ivey has signed into law a bill allowing Alabama public schools to offer instruction in yoga. The law ends a ban on yoga adopted by the State Board of Education in 1993 because of yoga’s connections to Hinduism. The Senate amended the bill to say that “School personnel may not use any techniques that …

Via email from hate group leader Tony Perkins: Joe Biden’s Democrats aren’t interested in bipartisanship. So why would their January 6 “commission” be any different? This week, as the far-Left tries to turn the Capitol riots into a synonym for jihadist terrorism, Republicans want to know: what’s the point? Pursuing a 9/11-type probe would only politicize the tragedy even more. …

The New York Post reports: People familiar with the family’s particular sect of fundamentalist Christianity, the Institute in Basic Life Principles (IBLP), claim it has played a role in enabling abuse by Josh Duggar and others. Michelle and Jim Bob were expected to speak at an IBLP conference before their son’s arrest. The many Duggar children were home-schooled using a …

The Christian Post reports: A licensed therapist is suing Washington state over its ban on sexual orientation counseling for minors, a practice described by critics as “conversion therapy.” In a lawsuit filed last Thursday in the U.S. District Court of the Western District of Washington at Tacoma, licensed marriage and family therapist Brian Tingley contends that Senate Bill 5722 constitutes …

The Texas Tribune reports: Gov. Greg Abbott signed into a law Wednesday a measure that would prohibit in Texas abortions as early as six weeks — before some women know they are pregnant — and open the door for almost any private citizen to sue abortion providers and others. The signing of the bill opens a new frontier in the …

Via email from hate group leader Brian Brown: Rising inflation and long gas lines in many parts of the country have spawned a raft of media reports over this past weekend comparing President Joe Biden to former President Jimmy Carter. Carter is widely regarded to be the most incompetent, ineffective American president in modern times. While he was president, Iran …

The Associated Press reports: Alabama lawmakers ended their legislative session without a vote on one of the most controversial bills before them: a measure to outlaw gender-affirming medical treatments for transgender minors. The Senate-passed bill died on the final night of the legislative session after it was placed at the end of a debate agenda that lawmakers did not have …