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Televangelist Was Able To Rebuke “Demonic” COVID In Her Sleep Because She First Ate “Communion Cracker”

Today’s crazy break courtesy of Charisma News: On Saturday, April 4, at 4 a.m., I was abruptly awoken by God after an encounter with a strong demonic force that came into my bedroom and tried to put a sickness upon me on my chest. I cried out in my sleep three times as I rebuked this demon. I knew it …

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Hundreds Attend Services At Branch Covidian Church

The Associated Press reports: Hundreds of worshippers attended services at a Louisiana church on Sunday, flouting a ban on large gatherings, angering neighbors and seemingly turning a deaf ear to their governor, who once again warned that hospitals could soon be overwhelmed with new cases of the coronavirus. An estimated 500 people of all ages filed inside the mustard-yellow and …

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Kansas Gov Wins Court Battle On Church Restrictions

The Kansas City Star reports: Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly’s executive order limiting in-person religious gatherings to fight the coronavirus stands, the state Supreme Court ruled hours before Easter Sunday began. In a narrow ruling, the court said top Kansas Republican leaders didn’t follow the procedures outlined in a resolution approved by the full Legislature when they voted earlier this month …

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Trump Promotes Service By Hateful Scamvangelical

The Dallas Morning News reports: President Donald Trump said Friday that he’ll attend Easter services on Sunday, virtually, along with congregants of Dallas’ First Baptist Church, where his friend and adviser is senior pastor. “I’m going to be watching Pastor Robert Jeffress,” Trump said at his daily coronavirus task force briefing. “He’s been a great guy, and I’m going to …

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Branch Covidian Megachurch Expects 2000 For Easter: “God Will Shield Us As We Stand Against The Antichrist”

Reuters reports: A handful of holdout U.S. churches plan to hold in-person services on Easter Sunday, saying their right to worship in person outweighs public health officials’ warnings against holding large gatherings during the coronavirus outbreak. “Satan and a virus will not stop us,” said the Reverend Tony Spell, 42, pastor of the evangelical Life Tabernacle Church near Baton Rouge, …

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Liberty Counsel Celebrates Pandemic: “Finally The False Gods Of Statism And Celebrities Have Been Laid Low”

Via email from hate group leader Mat Staver: One by one, idols and false gods that humans have created have been laid low. Celebrity athletes, musicians and movie stars – languish as their venues are all closed. Money – the stock markets have crashed and the economy is largely shut down. Technology – Internet and phone lines are straining under …

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Hateful Anti-LGBT Activist To Give WH “Easter Blessing”

Politico reports: On Good Friday, Trump is expected to issue a prayer proclamation from the Oval Office. He will be joined by Bishop Harry Jackson, a Pentecostal preacher from Maryland, and together they will participate in a televised blessing while stressing the need for physical distancing over Easter weekend once more, according to two people familiar with the plan. Trump …

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Liberty U Cop Issued Falwell’s Warrants For Reporters

Raw Story reports: A right-wing commentator interviewed Jerry Falwell Jr. during his show Wednesday, where Falwell said that there were two arrest warrants open for reporters who came onto Liberty University’s campus. Upon further examination of the warrant, the police officer who signed the warrant was Detective/Sgt. A.B. Wilkins 206 LUPD. The LUPD is not the Lynchburg Police Department nor …

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Defiant Pastor: If My Parishioners Die, It’s For God

TMZ reports: “If they die, they die.” Yes, a now-infamous Louisiana pastor got all “Rocky IV” on us, saying, if any of his church members die from the virus, they’ll have done so in the name of God and freedom. Tony Spell, leader of Life Tabernacle Church in Baton Rouge, tells TMZ he thinks true Christians do not mind dying …

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GOP Iowa Governor Declares Day Of Prayer Against Virus Because US Is Founded On “Biblical Principles”

Via press release from Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds: WHEREAS, our nation and world are suffering from a pandemic which has profoundly affected the well-being and livelihoods of millions of Americans; and WHEREAS, this health emergency has created fear and anxiety in the minds of thousands of fellow Iowans during this uncertain time; and WHEREAS, our nation’s motto is “In God …

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56% Of Pastors: Jesus Will Be Back In My Lifetime

The Christian Post reports: On Tuesday, the Southern Baptist polling research firm released results from a phone survey, conducted between Jan. 24 and Feb. 11, of 1,000 senior pastors or ministers who were randomly called from a list of evangelical churches. “While Christians prepare to celebrate Jesus’ resurrection, many pastors believe they see signs His return may be close,” LifeWay …

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Pence Blocks Public Health Officials From Appearing On CNN In Pressure Campaign To Carry Full Virus Briefings

CNN reports: Vice President Mike Pence’s office has declined to allow the nation’s top health officials to appear on CNN in recent days and discuss the coronavirus pandemic killing thousands of Americans, in an attempt to pressure the network into carrying the White House’s lengthy daily briefings in full. Pence’s office, which is responsible for booking the officials on networks …

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Scamvangelist: Jesus Unclogged My Toilet [VIDEO]

“Last night, I’m ready to go to bed, and I look at the toilet, and I forgot to flush it! And so I flushed it again, and then it totally backs up! I didn’t forget to flush it! It’s all backed up! And this is just before I’m going to bed! “And so I ran out, and I said, ‘Joy, …

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Kansas GOP Revokes Limit On Religious Gatherings

The Wichita Eagle reports: Easter looming, Kansas Republican leaders on Wednesday revoked Democratic Gov. Laura Kelly’s order limiting religious gatherings to 10 people as the state’s coronavirus death toll jumped 40 percent. House and Senate leaders — meeting as a body called the Legislative Coordinating Council — voted along party lines to throw out the directive. Their decision came as …

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Jerry Falwell Seeks Arrests Of “Trespassing” Reporters

“This [New York Times] reporter and her photographer, and a reporter from ProPublica – it’s a George Soros publication – they also came on campus. And we had signs on every entrance, no trespassing. “Some of these publications actually put the pictures of the no trespassing signs on their websites as they were trespassing.  So we actually went to the …

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Kenneth Copeland Summons “Supernatural Heatwave” To Kill The Coronavirus In NYC: “I Have The Authority”

The Christian Post reports: Declaring his authority over the weather and his ability to command it, prosperity preacher and televangelist Kenneth Copeland called forth a “supernatural heatwave” to kill the new coronavirus in New York City and “the rest of the world where it’s needed.” Speaking on the first day of his Virtual Victory Campaign on Facebook Live, the leader …

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“Bomb” Sent To Church Turns Out To Be Leather Flog

ABC News reports: Roseville police and the FBI are investigating a suspicious package that was sent to a megachurch that has continued in person services despite the statewide stay at home orders. The package, which police later determined was not an “explosive threat,” was found inside the to the Abundant Life Church on 700 block of Atlantic Street in Roseville …

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Bomb Squad Called To CA Church Defying Lockdown

The Sacramento Bee reports: Roseville police have blocked off a downtown street Tuesday because of fears that a bomb was mailed to the Abundant Life Fellowship Church, which had rejected orders last week to close over coronavirus until county health officials intervened. On Tuesday morning, Pastor Doug Bird [photo] said he came to the church, which has been closed since …

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Christians Put Out Lighted Crosses For “Faith Not Fear”

Religion News Service reports: Inspired by a family in Georgia, a Christian movement to erect crosses decorated with Christmas lights during the pandemic has taken off nationally as a symbol of positivity and prayer. As part of a grassroots initiative people are calling both Faith Over Fear and Faith Not Fear, lit-up crosses are appearing in front yards from Kentucky …

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“Messianic Rabbi”: Trust Trump Because He’s Appointed By God To Be “Spiritually Above” Experts Like Dr. Fauci

“We are in a small window of time where we need to be decreeing, praying, believing, and speaking it out of our mouths – critical at this time – speaking out of our mouths and agreeing with what Donald Trump is saying and not some of his advisers. “I’m talking to you spiritually. I am not a scientist, I am …

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