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Douche Who Trolled Biden Says Election Was Stolen

First, a reminder about this lying douchecanoe: A Central Point father of four who wished President Joe Biden and the first lady a wonderful Christmas and added “Let’s go, Brandon,” at the end of a live streamed Santa tracker call told The Oregonian/OregonLive that he didn’t intend his parting message to be vulgar. “At the end of the day, I …

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Cultist Who Trolled Biden Is Now Playing The Victim

The Oregonian reports: A Central Point father of four who wished President Joe Biden and the first lady a wonderful Christmas and added “Let’s go, Brandon,” at the end of a live streamed Santa tracker call told The Oregonian/OregonLive that he didn’t intend his parting message to be vulgar. “At the end of the day, I have nothing against Mr. …

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Cultist Trolls Biden During Annual Santa/NORAD Call

The New York Post reports: President Biden got a visit from a Christmas troll Friday when a father participating in the annual White House NORAD Santa-tracking call used the phrase “Let’s Go Brandon,” the slangy stand-in for “F— Joe Biden.” The dad, identified only as Jared from Oregon, wished the president and first lady Jill Biden a merry Christmas before …

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Amazon Reclassifies Shapiro Host’s Anti-Trans Book

Changing America reports: Amazon has removed a children’s picture book comparing being transgender to pretending to be a walrus from a list of LGBTQ+ books. The book, “Johnny the Walrus,” is written by the conservative writer and media personality Matt Walsh, who earlier this year said doctors who perform gender-affirming surgeries for trans youths are “plastic surgeons basically acting like …

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Virginia Boat Parade Winner Disqualified For Assholery

Norfolk’s CBS News affiliate reports: A boat that was awarded first place in the annual Yorktown Lighted Boat Parade has now been disqualified after many expressed concerns over its messaging. The boat reportedly had a lighted sign stating, “FJB”– a phrase that stands for “F – Joe Biden” and “Let’s Go Brandon,” which references those who do not support the …

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Carlson Attacks CNN Host For Firing Anti-Vax Nanny

“The headline here is that CNN’s media critic dismissed – blithely dismissed – his little non-white servant because she didn’t obey and that was quote ‘very, very sad.’ “Well, how sad? How sad was he, exactly? Did he pay for health insurance until she finds a new job? What is she going to eat and how will she pay her …

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Cultist Cuffed Seconds After Airport Assault [VIDEO]

The Boarding Group reports: “Are you recording me? Do you have permission to record me?” asks the woman carrying a Trump flag at the Phoenix airport. She then smacks the phone from the hand of the woman recording her only to be promptly arrested by local authorities. Literally seconds after this occurs, local police enter the frame. The male police …

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Carlson: Kamala Harris Is “Not From This Country”

The Huffington Post reports: Fox News’ Tucker Carlson went down a familiar path on Tuesday, questioning whether Vice President Kamala Harris is really “from” the U.S. because she went to high school in Canada. “The one thing we know for sure about Kamala Harris is we should all be very, very grateful to have her because she’s historic for reasons …

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Musk Responds To Dem Senator With Crude Insult

The Verge reports: Is it fair that the democracy I live in might have some demands of me? How can I prove that I’m super edgy and totally unfazed by the prospect of paying more tax? These are the questions apparently motivating Elon Musk, who replied to a tweet from Wyden by asking why the senator looks like he’s just …

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California Man Shitcanned After Racist Anti-Vax Rant

The Times of San Diego reports: Comedian Jason Robo on Wednesday apparently lost his 5-year-old radio gig in Humboldt County a day after his crude rant against three county supervisors and racist attack on the county’s public health officer. Meanwhile, Robo is facing a possible defamation suit by the owner of Roma Mia restaurant in the Gaslamp District. Restaurateur Sergio …

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Tucker Carlson Calls Pete Buttigieg A “Dwarfish Fraud”

“Last night on this show we made a brief, offhand joke about the Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg, and this morning we discovered our error. “It turns out that Buttigieg is not a dwarfish fraud whose utter mediocrity indicts the class that produced him. No, not at all. “Pete Buttigieg was once the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. So understandably, …

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Carlson Ridicules Pete Buttigieg For Taking Paternity Leave: He’s “Trying To Figure Out How To Breastfeed”

“Pete Buttigieg has been on leave from his job since August after adopting a child – paternity leave, they call it – trying to figure out how to breastfeed. No word on how that went. But now he’s back in office as the Transportation Secretary and he’s deeply amused, he says, to see that dozens of container ships can’t get …

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Musk Mocks Bezos For Having Fewer Billions Than Him

The New York Post reports: Elon Musk has come through on his promise to send Jeff Bezos a silver medal now that the Tesla CEO has surpassed the Amazon founder to become the world’s richest person. Musk couldn’t help himself from chiming in on Twitter after Bezos posted a message about overcoming adversity. Shortly after midnight, Musk responded with a …

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Musk Attacks “Biased” Biden As “Controlled By Unions”

Mediaite reports: Tesla CEO Elon Musk accused President Joe Biden of being “biased” against his company because it wasn’t invited to a recent White House event on the production of electric vehicles. “Didn’t mention Tesla once,” Musk said, “and [he] praised GM and Ford for leading the EV revolution. Doesn’t it sound maybe a little biased or something? It’s not …

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Fox News Host Ridicules Biden’s Bike Riding [VIDEO]

“Being the leader of the free world has to be the most demanding job in the whole world and he simply does not have the mental or physical stamina to do this job. That is why his handlers and his wife, who by the way look increasingly like Visiting Angels, have to schedule in these senior breaks for him so …

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Candace Owens Attacks Ex-NBA Star’s Trans Daughter: There Was An “Absence Of Masculinity” In That Home

Mediaite reports: Former NBA superstar Dwyane Wade is usually celebrated for the unwavering support of his transgender daughter. But Candace Owens used Wade’s 13-year-old daughter as an opportunity to lash out at his parenting. “His son now says that he is a woman and Dwyane Wade is…’this is who he’s always been.’ No it’s not!” Owens ranted about Wade’s daughter …

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Newsmax Host Celebrates Losses By US Olympians

“It’s not often that I’m happy a U.S. team loses in the Olympics. It makes me sad to say it, but I found myself rooting against not just Megan Rapinoe and her merry band of America-hating female soccer players,  but I took pleasure in the men’s basketball team, USA’s, first team loss since 2004. “The collection of whiny, overpaid social …

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Charlie Kirk Calls On Followers To Harass TSA Workers

Salon reports: Conservative firebrand and youth right-wing organizer Charlie Kirk has encouraged his young followers to play a “game” based on deliberately making life difficult for TSA employees at airports around the country. Kirk’s remarks came at Turning Point USA’s annual summer gathering in Tampa, where conservative college and high school students congregated to hear from a star lineup of …

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Gunmaker Sent Sandy Hook Families 32,000 Cartoons And Irrelevant Photos In Document Production Order

The Connecticut Post reports: In the volume of pretrial data turned over by bankrupted Remington to nine Sandy Hook families suing for wrongful marketing, lawyers said they found 18,000 random cartoons and 15,000 irrelevant pictures of people go-karting and dirt-biking. “Having repeatedly represented to the (families) and this court that it was devoting extensive resources to making what it described …

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“Racist Karen” Defaces TN Teens’ Pride Mural [VIDEO]

Boing Boing reports: While two Tennessee teens were painting a mural to celebrate Pride Month, a homophobic – and racist (of course) – Marjorie Taylor Greene clone marched over with paint cans in her arms. “I’m comin’ over here to paint over your shit,” she said. “I’m sick of hearing all of you. I’m sick of hearing all of you.” …

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