assholery

DeSantis Spox Mocks Hacking Of Dem Gov Candiate

Florida Politics reports: Hackers on Saturday hijacked the campaign Twitter account of Florida Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried. The verified account, seized in a phishing attack, is now on the fritz. Hackers are posting a string of tweets promoting the sale of non-fungible tokens — or NFTs. They’ve also rebranded the profile, leaving no trace of Fried other than the original …

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Carlson: AOC Isn’t A Latina, She’s A “Rich White Lady”

“No one has done more personally to degrade American womanhood than Sandy Cortez has. She is living proof that 60 years of feminist liberation did not work. “Sandy Cortez is not empowered. She’s neurotic and silly. She’s far more frivolous than any 1950s housewife ever was. June Cleaver was a more serious person. At least she made dinner. “There is …

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Elon Musk Posts Meme Comparing Trudeau To Hitler

The Daily Beast reports: Elon Musk—the world’s wealthiest man and oldest teenage boy—is showing his ass on Twitter again. Musk posted a meme that unfavorably compared Canada’s democratically elected prime minister Justin Trudeau to Adolf Hitler to make some deeply confused point about the anti-vaccine-mandate trucker protests and cryptocurrency. Musk’s post was in reply to a report about Canada ordering …

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Fox Host: Many Homeless “Prefer To Be Homeless”

Media Matters has the transcript: It’s all about affordable housing. If you Google stuff on homelessness, that’s the number one hit, it’s about affordable housing. That is a lie. It has no effect on the transient population. If you do not contribute to society through work, the only affordable housing has to be free. It doesn’t matter if it’s $300 …

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REPORT: Kanye West Claims Pete Davidson Has AIDS

The New York Daily News reports: Kanye West has hit a new low. The rapper is reportedly telling pals that Pete Davidson, who’s dating his ex, Kim Kardashian, has AIDS, sources close to the “Saturday Night Live” star told TMZ in a report out Friday. “Kanye’s been telling everyone within earshot” that the comedian has the virus, reportedly leading to …

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Maskhole Berates Target Workers, Calls Man “Faggot”

The Daily Dot reports: A viral TikToker exposed a woman at Target in New York City for berating store employees and refusing to wear a mask. He dubbed her a “Target Tammy.” The TikToker (@rossisfunny) uploaded footage of Target Tammy, captioning the video, “These poor cashiers who literally do not get paid enough to be doxed by this woman for …

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Ingraham Celebrates COVID Infection Of Mark Milley

Mediaite reports: “All right, the triple vaxxed Joint Chiefs chairman Mark Milley – our favorite, Mark Milley! – tested positive for Covid yesterday,” Ingraham said while clapping. “And who else? General David Berger, the Marine Corps commandant, also positively boosted.” The aim of the “Positively Boosted” segment is seemingly to cast doubt on the effectiveness and safety of the vaccine, …

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Stiffed Bartender Fingers Key West Landmark Arsonists

The Associated Press reports: Always remember to tip your server, if you know what’s good for you. A tourist made a big impression in a Key West bar by ordering drinks three times on New Year’s Eve without leaving a tip. That enabled the staff to easily track him down after police released webcam video showing vandals setting fire to …

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Carlson: Nancy Pelosi Looks Like Michael Jackson

“So yesterday was Sunday, and you may have found yourself on the couch idly flipping around the TV dial. And if you flipped far enough, you could’ve had the shock of your life. Michael Jackson was on Face the Nation. “Now let’s be clear: this wasn’t a video of Michael Jackson performing his hit songs of the 1990s. This appeared …

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Texas GOP Ridicules People Waiting In Line For Tests

Mediaite reports: The Texas Republican Party put out an odd message on Twitter Friday that immediately sparked a wave of criticism. The tweet read, “If you can wait in line for a covid test, you can wait in line to vote.” The Texas GOP employees behind the account took note of the fast reaction to the tweet and followed up …

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Anti-Vaxxers Are Claiming Booster Killed Betty White

Another assholery fact-check from the Associated Press: CLAIM: Betty White told a news outlet she received a COVID-19 vaccine booster on Dec. 28, three days before her death, saying: “Eat healthy and get all your vaccines. I just got boosted today.” AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. The quote is fabricated. White did not receive a booster that day, her agent confirmed to …

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Anti-Vax Fox Host Returns To Airwaves After Getting COVID-19, Opens Show By Saying “Let’s Go Brandon”

Mediaite reports: Lisa Boothe returned to the Fox News airwaves as guest host of The Ingraham Angle on Thursday after an absence of more than two weeks. Her appearance came three days after she suggested on Twitter that she had contracted Covid-19. After the handoff from Pete Hegseth who had guest-hosted Hannity, Boothe said, “Let’s go, Brandon,” a euphemism for …

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Money Beg Launched For Douche Who Trolled Biden

From the Christian crowdfunding site GiveSendGo: Jordan is a family man, with young children, and currently lives in Oregon. The Oregonian reached out for an interview with him and did with most leftist publications do, they took things out of context, and made Jared seem like the bad guy. He has since been getting death threats at his home.He and …

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Douche Who Trolled Biden Says Election Was Stolen

First, a reminder about this lying douchecanoe: A Central Point father of four who wished President Joe Biden and the first lady a wonderful Christmas and added “Let’s go, Brandon,” at the end of a live streamed Santa tracker call told The Oregonian/OregonLive that he didn’t intend his parting message to be vulgar. “At the end of the day, I …

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Cultist Who Trolled Biden Is Now Playing The Victim

The Oregonian reports: A Central Point father of four who wished President Joe Biden and the first lady a wonderful Christmas and added “Let’s go, Brandon,” at the end of a live streamed Santa tracker call told The Oregonian/OregonLive that he didn’t intend his parting message to be vulgar. “At the end of the day, I have nothing against Mr. …

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Cultist Trolls Biden During Annual Santa/NORAD Call

The New York Post reports: President Biden got a visit from a Christmas troll Friday when a father participating in the annual White House NORAD Santa-tracking call used the phrase “Let’s Go Brandon,” the slangy stand-in for “F— Joe Biden.” The dad, identified only as Jared from Oregon, wished the president and first lady Jill Biden a merry Christmas before …

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Amazon Reclassifies Shapiro Host’s Anti-Trans Book

Changing America reports: Amazon has removed a children’s picture book comparing being transgender to pretending to be a walrus from a list of LGBTQ+ books. The book, “Johnny the Walrus,” is written by the conservative writer and media personality Matt Walsh, who earlier this year said doctors who perform gender-affirming surgeries for trans youths are “plastic surgeons basically acting like …

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Virginia Boat Parade Winner Disqualified For Assholery

Norfolk’s CBS News affiliate reports: A boat that was awarded first place in the annual Yorktown Lighted Boat Parade has now been disqualified after many expressed concerns over its messaging. The boat reportedly had a lighted sign stating, “FJB”– a phrase that stands for “F – Joe Biden” and “Let’s Go Brandon,” which references those who do not support the …

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Carlson Attacks CNN Host For Firing Anti-Vax Nanny

“The headline here is that CNN’s media critic dismissed – blithely dismissed – his little non-white servant because she didn’t obey and that was quote ‘very, very sad.’ “Well, how sad? How sad was he, exactly? Did he pay for health insurance until she finds a new job? What is she going to eat and how will she pay her …

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Cultist Cuffed Seconds After Airport Assault [VIDEO]

The Boarding Group reports: “Are you recording me? Do you have permission to record me?” asks the woman carrying a Trump flag at the Phoenix airport. She then smacks the phone from the hand of the woman recording her only to be promptly arrested by local authorities. Literally seconds after this occurs, local police enter the frame. The male police …

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