Loved the first one, this seems to be a prequel. Incidentally, the disco song at the end is Panic by French Kiss, which was huuuge in the gay clubs back when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The NY Post’s headline: Sheet For Brains.

Damn those socialist teachers, always demanding fair pay, union representation, and full civil equality for all Americans. Communists, every one! No wonder the teabaggers are planning to “picket-and-pray” outside next month’s NEA convention. Citizens and conservative leaders who have serious disagreements with the radical agenda of the NEA leadership over issues like abortion, gun ownership, homosexuality, sex education, climate change, …

In a piece titled Does ‘Gay Inc’ Believe In Free Speech? today Village Voice reporter Steven Thrasher looks at GLAAD, HRC, and the NYC LGBT Center. There’s way too much in his lengthy article to properly frame it with an excerpt, so I’ll just give a few keywords: Occupy, pinkwashing, JC Penney, Starbucks.

GOProud has endorsed the man who signed a hate group’s pledge to destroy gay families via the federal constitution. “Not only does President Obama not understand how the free markets work – he is openly hostile to free market capitalism,” said LaSalvia. “President Obama’s repeated attacks on Governor Romney’s private sector record underscore this President’s fundamental lack of understanding of …

The latest drivel from the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission’s spokesbigot Gary Cass. His “voice of God” impression might make you giggle.

Satan likes both Obama AND Romney! Vote Jeebus! When I last reported on the latest con job from scamvangelist Bill Keller, he claimed 21K signatures.

The text notes that most of the exo-planets are huge compared to the ones in our solar system because larger bodies are (for now) easier to find. Via the always fascinating XKCD.

The Vatican hates them leftist nuns!

“Carrie Underwood suggests God did not set rules. Yes, He did. The Ten Commandments are not suggestions. They represent the difference between life and death. He didn’t mean we aren’t supposed to confront people with their sin so they could be brought to repentance, because He Himself commanded us to do just that. God did warn us not to profane …

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The BEST rant you’ll see today, guaranteed.

The Maryland State’s Attorneys’ Association has named openly gay Rep. Luke Clippinger as its legislator of the year. You may recall that Clippinger fed us constant emailed updates directly from the House floor as Maryland battled for marriage equality. Hurrah!

Minneapolis’ City Pages has published a lengthy look at Archbishop John Neinstedt and the Catholic Church’s local campaign against gay people. An excerpt: The archbishop began his tenure by writing a piece in the Catholic Spirit claiming that those “who actively encourage or promote homosexual acts … formally cooperate in a grave evil, and … are guilty of mortal sin.” …

Comic book fans Scott and Jason just got married at NYC’s Midtown Comics. Cute! Photo via Instagram. (Tipped by JMG reader Brian) UPDATE: I just noticed all those copies of the “Northstar Gets Married” issue behind them.

“In terms of the Bible’s interpretation of marriage, what our faith teaches is pretty straightforward. There’s not much debate about that. The debate is about what society should tolerate, and what society should allow our laws to be. I believe marriage is a unique and specific institution that is the result of thousands of years of wisdom, which concluded that …

As part of their gay pride edition, today the New York Observer posted a lengthy piece on the changing ways that the media handles closeted celebrities. An excerpt: With the number of prying media outlets—TMZ, Perez Hilton, Gawker, TV newsmagazines like Extra, a vivified set of glossy tabloids—growing seemingly by the week, celebrities have come up with a new strategy …

As I reported yesterday, a subset of Occupy SF plans to protest at the gay pride parade. Today the creator of the OccuPride NYC event page on Facebook called it quits. He writes: I have decided not to march in OccuPride… Go figure.. I created the event and this page! I no longer have any joy left in me to …

Confounding its many critics, New York City’s lone gambling palace, the Aqueduct “racino” in Queens, is blowing away national records. The Aqueduct opened last fall after being championed by Gov. Cuomo, who has vowed to bring full-on casinos to town. The Resorts World racino at Aqueduct is now tops in the nation in slot machine revenue, generating $57.5 million during …

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