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Politico reports:
A 19-year-old man known as “Big Balls” who played a key role in the DOGE initiative to shrink the size of government was assaulted over the weekend in Washington, according to city police. Edward Coristine, who still works for the government, was assaulted by approximately 10 juveniles near Dupont Circle about 3 a.m. Sunday, according to a police report obtained by POLITICO.
Police arrested two 15-year olds as they attempted to flee the scene. A black iPhone 16 valued at $1,000 was also reported stolen during the incident, according to the report. Trump posted a photo on his social media platform showing a shirtless Coristine with what appeared to be blood spattered on his face, body and pants. He called for a change in the law so that the juveniles who attacked him could be charged as adults.
Read the full article. MAGA is hailing Coristine as hero of white people victimized by black criminals. Because of course.
Here’s the DC police report from the assault / attempted car-jacking on DOGE star Edward Coristine aka “Big Balls” that Trump is now using as a potential pretext to end DC home rule. pic.twitter.com/Y0G3GKQXsz
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) August 6, 2025
Wait… BIG BALLS is also affiliated with Russia and cybercrimes???
Edward Coristine made pedophile friendly websites AND was affiliated with Russian cybercrime.
And this is MAGA’s hero of the week? ROFL pic.twitter.com/vcIzGzR0Jt
— Pastor Ben (@BenjaminPDixon) August 6, 2025
Ex-DOGE staffer nicknamed ‘Big Balls’ left bloodied after savage DC carjacking attempt by 10 juveniles https://t.co/8eeBskyQV3 pic.twitter.com/lptDo5hHVI
— New York Post (@nypost) August 6, 2025
WOW. The @DOGE employee who was brutally beaten in DC for defending a woman has been identified as none other than “BIG BALLS”
Big Balls is a HERO! pic.twitter.com/qokF1cj6fn
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2025
🚨 BREAKING: Ed, known as ‘Big Balls’ from DOGE, heroically intervened to save a woman from an assault by eight attackers in Washington, D.C.
Let’s honor this fearless hero with our prayers and gratitude! 🙏 pic.twitter.com/SJVsxP4qJ7
— CommunitY13⑤➐ (@Community1357) August 5, 2025
Big balls gave himself that name as a joke, but today he actually earned it. Let’s all hope he recovers fast and those monkeys are sent to prison. https://t.co/RUQ8efDYOs
— Fun Enters The Chat (@FunEntersChat) August 5, 2025