Louisiana Gov Gets QAnon Bill Banning Weather Control

June 7, 2025 Idiocracy, Republicans

NOLA.com reports:

The Louisiana Legislature has passed a new bill to outlaw “chemtrails,” a made-up and very fake thing that conspiracy theorists and other assorted fringe people believe in. Because of course. This clearly unhinged theory claims that those streaks are actually dangerous chemicals that “they” are pumping into the sky for … reasons.

Who are “they?” That’s a great question. Like fingerprints, no two chemtrail conspiracists agree on all the details. That said, they typically choose from one of the “thems” commonly blamed for such made up things, including but not limited to: The Government; The Military; The Corporations; The Jews; The Communists; and of course The Aliens.

Diario reports:

It’s a clear day with blue skies over head, you look up and see a airplane flying with long white lines trailing behind it. Now if you believe in conspiracy theories, those condensation trails from the aircraft’s exhaust are actually part of a nefarious government plot or secret program by the “elite.”

The idea has support at the highest levels of the Trump administration in the form of anti-vax and conspiracy cheerleader Robert F Kennedy Jr.

“[The] move to ban geoengineering our climate by dousing our citizens, our waterways and landscapes with toxins… is a movement every MAHA needs to support,” the Secretary of Health and Human Services said in a post in March, adding his agency “will do its part.”

The New Orleans Times-Picayune reports:

After the House May 28 killed a bill to ban fluoride in drinking water, there was the slightest sliver of hope that lawmakers wouldn’t agree to other conspiracy measures. That hope was apparently as short-lived as it was small.

Following House passage of Senate Bill 46 — which was authored by Houma Republican state Sen. Michael “Big Mike” Fesi — on June 1, Senate President Cameron Henry, a Metairie Republican, formally “enrolled” the bill, meaning it will become law — unless Gov. Jeff Landry vetoes it.

Fesi and other Louisiana Republicans appear to have put their chips on “weather control,” based on the plain language of the bill. Who Fesi thinks is behind this preposterous fake plot is unclear.

Of note, Sen. Mike Fesi [photo] also supports a far-right campaign for a “convention of states” to rewrite the US Constitution. Last month Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a weather control bill and similar bills are in progress in multiple other red states.



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