Pirro Whines About Paying For Drinking Water At Work

“Hi everyone, it’s Judge Jeanine. I’m at the water cooler in the United States Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C. And you may recall that the United States gave something like $44 billion a year through USAID for things like dance classes in Wuhan, China, and Sesame Street in Iraq.

“But here in the United States, in the United States Attorney’s Office, where we prosecute crime on behalf of the victims, on behalf of the people who are targeted by criminals, the U.S. attorneys, as well as the staff, in order to get water, they have to join a water club and they have to pay.

“Today they asked for our patience. Why? Because we couldn’t get water delivered today. Today there was no water delivered to the United States Attorney’s Office. And remember, it’s only for those who pay $7 a month.

“Now, ain’t it grand to be a part of the government, and I’m just thrilled to be here.” – Newly-appointed DC prosecutor Jeanine Pirro, wearing a dress with very ill-considered button placements.

Ms. Boxed Wine is apparently used to the lavish craft services spread provided to Fox News personalities. It’s an absolute tragedy. Watch the LOL whining video.

The federal government has money for everyone but us pic.twitter.com/ovUs3glllv

— Jeanine Pirro (@JudgeJeanine) May 21, 2025

You’re too beautiful to have to go through that crap! I can’t wait until you arrest James Comey! I’ll send you 100 gallons of water if you’ll just do that one bit of justice for the country!!!

— @1RonnieD (@1RonnieD) May 22, 2025

Many offices in America do not have free water delivery. Maybe you forgot about that as a Fox News lady. I’m 100% supporting you! I just don’t think you should complain that you pay $7 a month for a special service when you could bring your own.

— X.Crystal (@RedPanda6471) May 22, 2025

Judge, that’s TERRIBLE. @AGPamBondi This NEEDS to be addressed. Employees SHOULDN’T have to pay $7/month for water at the U.S. Attorney’s office in DC!

— DanHart1549 (@DHart1549) May 21, 2025

It’s hard to believe, but the Biden administration has literally turned the nations capital, Washington DC, into a Third World nation. And the Democrats are screaming hell and damnation as Trump fixes the problem.

— Reed Fawell (@ReedFawell111) May 22, 2025

I’m pretty sure the lawmakers are stealing most of it.

— Paul A. Szypula (@Bubblebathgirl) May 21, 2025