Anti-Vax “Wellness Influencer” Named Surgeon General

“I am pleased to announce that Dr. Casey Means, will be nominated as our next Surgeon General of the United States of America. Casey has impeccable “MAHA” credentials, and will work closely with our wonderful Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., to ensure a successful implementation of our Agenda in order to reverse the Chronic Disease Epidemic, and ensure Great Health, in the future, for ALL Americans.

“Her academic achievements, together with her life’s work, are absolutely outstanding. Dr. Casey Means has the potential to be one of the finest Surgeon Generals in United States History. Congratulations to Casey! Secretary Kennedy looks forward to working with Dr. Janette Nesheiwat in another capacity at HHS. Thank you for your attention to this matter.” – Trump, posting to Truth Social. 

In the final clip below, Means “testifies” before the far-right group Moms For America in a kicky, off-the-shoulder nod to Flashdance. Also below, note that she has the endorsement of notorious anti-vax crackpot Robert Malone.