Zuck Revealed As Mystery Buyer Of $23M DC Mansion

He wants to be closer to his Glorious Leader:

Mark Zuckerberg is the latest billionaire to shell out tens of millions of dollars for a pricey outpost in Donald Trump’s gilded capital.

For a month, neighbors in Washington’s upscale Woodland Normanstone neighborhood have speculated about the unidentified buyer who paid $23 million in cash for a 15,000-square-foot mansion. The sale was the third-most expensive in city history and was shrouded in secrecy, with real estate agents muzzled by non-disclosure agreements. Soon after the deal went through in early March, images of the house became pixelated on Google Maps.

On Wednesday, the same day Zuckerberg was spotted at the White House, a Meta spokesperson confirmed: “Mark and Priscilla have purchased a home in D.C., which will allow Mark to spend more time there as Meta continues the work on policy issues related to American technology leadership.”

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The mystery buyer of that $23 million DC mansion? Mark Zuckerberg. He’s the latest mogul to set up an outpost in Trump’s DC. https://t.co/RbnYJ59KFd

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