Texas Bill Would Require ID To Buy Dildos Online

404 Media reports:

A newly introduced bill in Texas would require online sellers to show a photo ID before buying a dildo. SB 3003, introduced by Senator Angela Paxton (wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton), would criminally charge online retailers for selling “an obscene device” without verifying the buyers’ age.

Sellers would have to require customers to submit their government-issued photographic identification, or use “third-party age verification services that use public records or other reliable sources to verify the purchaser’s identity and age,” the bill says. Owning a credit card, which already requires the holder to be over 18 years of age, would not be enough.

Like the regressive and ineffective adult site age verification laws passing all across the country in the last few years, this law would drag Texans back to a not-so-distant time when sex toy sellers had to pretend vibrators were for “massage.”

Read the full article. You will recall that when Ted Cruz was working for then-Texas AG Greg Abbott, he supported a ban on dildos. As for Angela Paxton, she had to sit in the Texas Senate chamber and listen to testimony about her husband’s adulterous fucking.



Texans Might Soon Have to Show Photo ID to Buy a Dildo Online

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— 404 Media (@404media.co) March 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM

I think it is important to remind everyone why six dildos was the maximum number a person could own in Texas?

It was the exact number that Ted Cruz could eat in one sitting.
www.motherjones.com/politics/201…

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— ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected (@adelpreore.bsky.social) March 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM