Watters Wails: “My Friend Is Going To Get DOGE’d”

“Let me tell you a story about Chris. Chris was a guy I met at a shooting event in New Jersey. A 20-year veteran of the US military, one of the guys who has killed a lot of bad guys. Put his life on the line. He punched out after 20 years of working for the Pentagon.

“And he’s only been there a few months, so his probationary period he just found out he’s probably going to get laid off. He’s going to get DOGE’d. He texted me and said: ‘Jesse, this is not good. I’m really sad. I’m upset.’

“This guy is not a DEI consultant. He is not a climate consultant. This guy is a veteran. So when you’re talking about DOGE-ing people, veterans should get priority. Because if you’re going to go out there and kill enemies, put your life on the line, you should not be in the same category as people that are doing DEI.

“I finally found one person I knew who got DOGE’d, and it hit me in the heart. Talking about big-ticket items, right? Let’s talk about those. The Pentagon, you have a weapons program in some influential congressman’s district, it is showing no promise in the theater of war.

“You cut that! And that’s big savings! So, besides saving my friend, Chris, we want bigger dividend DOGE check rebates. I don’t want to pay down the debt, put it back into the economy. The more DOGE cuts, the bigger the DOGE dividend checks.” – Jesse Watters, last night.