Watters: My “Imperialist Thirst” Says “Invade Canada”

“So the pros of Greenland, a lot of minerals — great, you could project a lot of force to counter Russia through there. But it’s also a very poor country, and we basically do whatever we want there anyway. It would really piss off Denmark and all of Scandinavia and it would ruin our access to the North Sea and the Baltic Sea.

“And then in terms of Panama, yes, I definitely think they need to reduce the transit rates, because we are getting ripped off every time we sail through there, but I don’t want to occupy that stupid country, it’s run by cartels. It’d be a mess.

“Now, Canada. At first I wanted it, and I tried to divide it into two states. And then I realized we’d be adding Montana basically for the Republicans, and electorally, like, a Texas for the Democrats, and I don’t like that. But the fact that they don’t want us to take them over makes me want to invade. I want to quench my imperialist thirst.” – Fox News host Jesse Watters, on today’s edition of The Five.