Fascist Felon-Elect Launches Line Of $10,000 Guitars

“Yes, these are the ONLY guitars endorsed by President Donald J. Trump! American Eagle Acoustic Guitar: 1,300 were produced, with 1,275 being made available to the public. American Eagle Electric Guitar: 1,300 were produced, with 1,275 being made available to the public.

“Each guitar is carefully packaged into a custom guitar box that has been specifically produced to withstand the rigors of shipping an item as delicate as a guitar. Once packaged, all orders will be shipped via UPS. Please allow 5-6 months for manufacturing and delivery.

“All sales are final.” – From Trump’s new “Get Trump Guitars” site. Autographed American Eagle guitars go for $10,000 each, but the poors can get a plain acoustic “God Bless The USA” guitar for a mere $1000.

Today’s offering joins Trump’s “official” golden sneakers, NFTs, digital trading cards, “Swiss” watches, cryptocurrency, and slew of other made-in-China crapola.

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— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 20, 2024