Beetleboob Vows To Expose Underwater Space Aliens

“There are rumors that have come up to the Hill of a secretive project within the Department of Defense involving the manipulation of human genetics with what is described as non-human genetic material for the enhancement of human capabilities, hybrids.

“Are any of you familiar with that? Yes, or no?  Are there any accounts of UAPs emerging from or submerging into our waters which could indicate a base or presence between the ocean’s surface?

“Are there any technological capabilities that have been observed in these oceanic UAPs to defy our current understanding of physics or human engineering capabilities? I will not relent until we get those answers to the American people.” – Rep. Lauren Boebert, during yesterday’s House hearing on UFOs.

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