Schlapp: Milton Is God’s Attempt To Get Our Attention

“We will see what happens with this most terrifying of hurricanes in the Gulf. At some point we have to ask ourselves if there’s a Divine attempt to get our attention and stop all the insanity in our modern existence.” – CPAC chairman and allegedly groper of man meat Matt Schlapp, whose insurance carrier in March 2024 paid $480,000 to settle a sexual assault lawsuit brought by a male Republican operative. It’s what Jesus would want.