Vance To Cultists: Keep Spreading “Pet Eating” Lies

“In the last several weeks, my office has received many inquiries from actual residents of Springfield who’ve said their neighbors’ pets or local wildlife were abducted by Haitian migrants. It’s possible, of course, that all of these rumors will turn out to be false.

“Do you know what’s confirmed? That a child was murdered by a Haitian migrant who had no right to be here.

“That local health services have been overwhelmed. That communicable diseases–like TB and HIV–have been on the rise.

“That local schools have struggled to keep up with newcomers who don’t know English. That rents have risen so fast that many Springfield families can’t afford to put a roof over their head.

“If you’re a reporter, or an activist, who didn’t give a shit about these suffering Americans until yesterday, I have some advice: Spare your outrage for your fellow citizens suffering under Kamala Harris’s policies. Be outraged at yourself for letting this happen.

“In short, don’t let the crybabies in the media dissuade you, fellow patriots. Keep the cat memes flowing.” J.D. Vance, posting today to X.

As many have pointed out in the replies, that child wasn’t “murdered,” he was killed in a 2023 school bus crash with an immigrant who did not have a valid US drivers license.