MAGA Prophet: Jesus Time-Traveled Me Two Hours Into The Future To Stop A “Trump Assassination Attempt”

“I was in a meeting one night and all of a sudden, I walked up on this guy just sitting there in the front row and I was reading the scripture, I had my bible up like this and I looked up and I said, ‘just a minute.’

“And when I said ‘just a minute,’ all at once the lights in the room just went real dim. And I looked around, something had happened and I didn’t know what happened.

“And children started to go to sleep in the room. They just started falling asleep. And the camera that they were using starting zooming in and zooming out. And then it started doing like this [makes flickering motion].

“And I’m looking around, children are falling asleep, and the lord said, ‘now, you are two hours in the future.’ Just like that. And we started dealing with things and I went into the future and lord said, ‘we stopped a presidential assassination on Trump.’

“And so we stopped this thing happening in the future.” – Self-proclaimed MAGA prophet Robin Bullock, speaking to evangelical host Bunsen Honeydew, who interjects with his usual “wow.”

Bullock previously appeared here when he declared that Biden has “slotted serpent eyes” and when he warned that anyone who mocks his prophesies would be “struck insane” by Jesus because he is the “mouthpiece of God.” We first heard from him when he cast out homosexuality in people in the name of Jesus.