Felon: No Need For “Rematch” Since I Won Last Night

In the World of Boxing or UFC, when a Fighter gets beaten or knocked out, they get up and scream, ‘I DEMAND A REMATCH, I DEMAND A REMATCH!’ Well, it’s no different with a Debate. She was beaten badly last night. Every Poll has us WINNING, in one case, 92-8, so why would I do a Rematch?” – Multiple felon Trump, inventing some loony tune “poll” in order to justify weaseling out of more debates, which he was calling for until yesterday.