“A North Carolina news site is reporting that Robinson went to a porn shop nearly every day of the week in the ’90s and early 2000s.
“Well, of course you got to go every day, otherwise you’re not getting the freshest porn. It’s not like they refrigerate the stuff.
“He went almost every day for over a decade. I don’t do anything almost every day for a decade. Mark Robinson went to the porn store more regularly than I floss.
“Robinson wasn’t just window-shopping. The same report says that over the years, Robinson bought hundreds of bootleg porn videos.
“I’m talking Armageddon Laid Tonight, Pulp Friction, and, of course, Sex Toy Story. Surprisingly, the theme song is also ‘You’ve Got a Friend in Me.’” – Stephen Colbert.
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