QAnon Prophet: A Dead Celebrity Will Endorse Trump

August 27, 2024 Christianists, Trump cultists

Wonkette reports:

Trump Prophet Johnny Enlow has a new and very exciting announcement — a big time celebrity is going to endorse Donald Trump! And not just any celebrity, mind you. A dead celebrity!

Or, we can assume, a celebrity who faked their own death and is coming out of hiding now just to give Trump a boost, because of how he is doing so very terribly in the polls. Unless it’s a zombie celebrity, because it could be a zombie celebrity.

“I have become aware, in a conclusive way, that there is a major name star that has been assumed to be dead for a long time,” Enlow told Steve Shultz of Elijahlist dot com.

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As you’ll see in the clip, Enlow frustrates Dr. Bunsen Honeydew by claiming that he’s “not yet allowed” to reveal the name of the dead celebrity.

Enlow has made regular appearances here in the past and some of his greatest hits are below.



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