Cultist Victoria Jackson Says She Has Terminal Cancer

The New York Post reports:

“Saturday Night Live” alum Victoria Jackson said that she has “months” to live after her cancer returned. On Wednesday, Aug. 14, Jackson, 65, posted an Instagram video to share the news.

In the caption, she wrote, “Cancer Update: I have 34.8 months to live if I don’t get hit by a meteor, shot by a MAGA hater, get Covid again or WWIII breaks out.” The former “SNL” cast member first announced her breast cancer diagnosis in 2016.

“The other night, I thought I heard God say, ‘Ready to come home?’” Jackson said in her video. The actress explained that doctors “cannot operate and cut out the marble in my chest that is laying on my windpipe, and eventually would suffocate me to death.”

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Longtime JMG readers will recall Jackson touring Tea Party events to perform her ukulele anti-Obama song, “There’s A Communist In The White House,” which she later updated as “There A Muslim Living In The White House.”

She also appeared here many times for claims like pregnancy being “impossible” for rape victims.

Jackson’s raving batshittery became such a near-daily thing that she featured in a 17-part JMG series in 2012 titled “The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain, Starring Victoria Jackson As The Thing.”

She last appeared here in 2018 when she “starred” in hate group leader Janet Porter’s anti-abortion “comedy” titled “What’s A Girl To Do?”