CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

Billboard Magazine reports:

Nick Cannon has teamed with Dr. Squatch and their Ball Valuation Tool to determine the price of his, um, family jewels, and they’re worth eight figures, according to TMZ.

Not only has Dr. Squatch given Cannon — who has 12 children with six women — the honorary title of “Most Valuable Balls,” the men’s soap maker also took out a $10 million insurance policy through MMA/Momentous Insurance on the entertainment mogul’s testicles.

Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool asks customers to fill out a survey with questions about size, moves in the bedroom, hygiene, grooming and their accident history. It then uses the answers to determine the value of one’s precious pair

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Nick Cannon, who’s fathered 12 children with six women, has now secured a $10 million insurance policy on his testicles → https://t.co/NAu1uxP5Gc pic.twitter.com/oZgqQoYADN

— CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) June 8, 2024

Who had this on your 2024 insurance headline bingo card?

Nick Cannon has had his testicles appraised at $10M and insured them accordingly.

Send the asteroid 😆 pic.twitter.com/crNDIEIZCT

— Skylar Romines (@skylarromines) June 8, 2024

speaking on behalf of media, if we had a secret plot to normalize forced mask wearing ahead of a global pandemic that has killed millions, we would not leave it to a show hosted by nick cannon pic.twitter.com/R0w5wXLp9B

— Astead (@AsteadWH) September 25, 2020